dickbaggins
dickbaggins
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Janis, 43, she/they ao3 | patreon | ko-fi | linktree currently I am baldur's gate 3 trash
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dickbaggins · 40 minutes ago
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The professors have a lil gossip sesh...what could go wrong?
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dickbaggins · 4 hours ago
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absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them
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dickbaggins · 8 hours ago
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Patreon request- old man BJ Queen/professors
https://archiveofourown.org/works/68905666
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dickbaggins · 8 hours ago
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unleash me ( wizard's tower as a prison)
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dickbaggins · 8 hours ago
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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dickbaggins · 8 hours ago
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many people would feel better if they engaged with artists only as far as “i listen to their music” or “i watch their shows and movies” and reblog photos or gifs or whatever like posters they’re putting on their bedroom wall but act like twitter and instagram aren’t a thing—pretend all the information you get about your fave is from J14 magazine like back in the day.
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dickbaggins · 12 hours ago
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dickbaggins · 16 hours ago
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Autumn Flight, Woody Crumbo
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dickbaggins · 19 hours ago
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this is going to be one of my favourites for a LONG time
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dickbaggins · 19 hours ago
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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS
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dickbaggins · 19 hours ago
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dickbaggins · 19 hours ago
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The professors have a lil gossip sesh...what could go wrong?
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dickbaggins · 22 hours ago
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nathan cable: i love frank's strength of will. his dedication. his aggression, his focus. he's a living weapon. he makes me laugh. i can make him nut soft. he goes red when he's getting it good, from his ears all the way down to his belly. he doesn't drink my good coffee. he's got eyes like an eagle. i'd marry him in a second.
frank punisher, with great intensity: the thing i like about cable is that he could kill me in one shot.
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dickbaggins · 1 day ago
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Ophelia by Frederick Hammersley Ball (Late 19th Century)
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dickbaggins · 1 day ago
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In the pacific rim AU Gale having radiation burns/scarring in the place of the orb would be interesting
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He does have scars from his armor shorting out when he wrecked His first Jaeger. :3
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dickbaggins · 1 day ago
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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dickbaggins · 1 day ago
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Ao3 subscriptions are so fucking wild to me. Every time I write my silly fanfictions and post them 124 people get an email just to let them know that this idiot is posting their fanfictions again. I send 124 people an email every time I write smut. Imagine sending 124 physical letters out just to be like “hello everyone, I put some guys we made up in our heads through the horrors again.” Absolutely absurd. I am kissing all of you on the lips.
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