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I forgot to post my fic for Voices For The Blade in here! So here you go

Niki's Very Nice Foraging Trip

By CatInTheVoid

Chapters: 1/1 (2688 words)

Fandom: DreamSMP

Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Niki Nihachu, Technoblade, Philza

Relationships: Technoblade & Philza, Niki Nihachu & Technoblade, Niki Nihachu & Philza, Niki Nihachu & Technoblade & Philza

Summary: Usually, Niki is smarter than to go into the clearly haunted forest.

Unfortunately, this amazing amount of common sense that has never been seen before exponentially diminishes during foraging season. Especially so if she just happens to get word that haunted forests have just the right amount of humidity, nitrogen, and bad vibes to grow some great mushrooms.

Additional tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Cryptid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Cryptid Phil Watson | Philza, Cannibalism Mentions, Lighthearted, Platonically Married Technoblade and Phil Watson | Philza, foraging, Mushrooms (food)

Beta read, as always, by the wonderful queer_drunk_dwarf, @idontknowhowtonameblr

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“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

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someone convince me that downloading PDFs is not actually the same thing as working on my dissertation

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Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

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I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

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shrikeza propaganda teehee

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Hey, man, sometimes you just need to consult a doctor about the clairvoyant voices in your head.

[Transcript for handwritten parts under the cut]

Date: 29/5/2019

Time: 11:25 am

Full Name: Technoblade

Age: 20

Affiliation: None I'm an anarchist

Please describe the problem: Constant voices in my head. Ceaseless and very loud. I can barely hear myself think. Sometimes it feels like they control my body more than I do.

When did this problem start?: Dunno

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SYMPTOMS:

(Extra check-boxes drawn by Techno labelled "Bloodlust" and "DPDR".)

OTHER (please specify): Autism, ADHD

(Beside "other" is a small annotation, "ah. oops")

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DOCTOR'S COMMENTS:

Mr. Blade was in exceptionally good physical health, however he seemed quite mentally scattered, as if he were having two conversations at once. He frequently addressed 'chat'--clearly not meant to be heard by me but not seeming too concerned when I did.

When discussing the 'voices' Mr. Blade insisted that they are a separate phenomena from hallucinations. I then asked him some questions regarding my private life. He was able to answer every single one correctly. (Note: this was our very first meeting.) I proceeded to ask confidential information about other clinic patients which Mr. Blade (while hesitant) also answered correctly.

He also seemed to have a deep conviction that he cannot die, which he insisted was not the same as immortality.

(The word 'chat' is circled in red.)

Diagnosis: haunted by an old God

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how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist

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Absolutely adore this! Thank you so much!!!

I haven't written anything in YEARS so forgive me if this isn't amazing BUT!! I wrote a fic for @thecatinthevoid !! Hope you like this :3 "I dont need a warning" on Ao3

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A little gift I made for the @smpsona-gift-exchange

It was a blast working on this @darling-ed ! I love Xel's design, hope you like my take on a Samhain outfit for them

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Rattling the bars on my enclosure running in circles like a hamster dude the Gilded Cage fic is so so good I cannot form a coherent thought abt it rn just know I'm rotating it in my head at speeds that would cause most items to disintegrate. I'm gnawing on a wood block I'm going batty I'm clawing the walls and climbing the curtains like a cat on catnip that's actually crack. It's So SO Good you did a good job writing that it's So Good I'm ausguaraughrighagj

Anon you don't know how happy this made me, I'm so glad you liked it! I got so excited to see this message!

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THIS WAS SO GOOD! I ABSOLUTELY ADORED IT!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61778914

ITS HERE MY HOLIDAY GIFT FOR GIFT EXCHANGE

@mcytblrholidayexchange @thecatinthevoid

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!!

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I made this gift for the @mcytblrholidayexchange

I was so very lucky to be able to do something for my very best friend (and beta reader) @idontknowhowtonameblr

Gilded Cage

By CatInTheVoid

Chapters: 4/4 (4671 words)

Fandom: SMPEarth

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Characters: Technoblade, Philza

Relationships: Technoblade & Philza

Summary: Saying Phil does not like diplomatic visits would be an understatement.

He loathes them, counts the minutes and seconds until they are over, he can't stand the prissy delegates that other nations send them, with their barely veiled contempt towards their nation, their ever condescending tone, pretending not to judge every single aspect of their home.

Unfortunately, too many letters started to come in complaining of how aggressive Techno had supposedly been, when he'd taken over.

So, he goes back to tending to the diplomats. It couldn't have been that bad, really, he probably was just being dramatic, right?

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Or: Still shaken by the Saint Malo trials, Phil tries to keep the diplomats to any other nation around them happy at all costs.

Additional tags: Protective Phil Watson | Philza, Platonically Married Technoblade and Phil Watson | Philza, Queerplatonic Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza, Piglin Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Past Sexual Assault, Phil Watson | Philza-centric, Phil Watson | Philza Needs a Hug, Phil Watson | Philza Gets a Hug, Not Beta Read, Because my beta reader is the recipient for this fic

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And finally, the third fic for Trick or Treat, a QSMP one this time! See? I have variety (I say, as if all of these didn't have emduo).

Samhain

By catinthevoid

Chapters: 3/3 (2,963 words)

Fandom: QSMP | Quackity SMP

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Chayanne, Tallulah, Philza, Technoblade

Relationships: Chayanne & Tallulah & Philza, Chayanne & Philza, Tallulah & Philza, Technoblade & Philza

Summary: "I'm so proud of you, you know? Both of you." Phil smiles down at him. "You've grown so much."

Phil had been there every step of the way while he figured out how to work as a blood witch, and how to focus his practice into cooking too. Even if neither of those things were his specialty, he'd made sure to give Chayanne as much information and guidance as he could, learning with him.

He deserves something nice.

He hopes his plan works.

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Or: Chayanne and Llulah have been celebrating Samhain with their father's coven for a long time.

This year, however, it is different, it is their first year as official apprentices, and they got a surprise for their father.

Additional tags: Witch Phil Watson | Philza, Veiled Philza, Veiled Llulah, Holiday: Samhain, Cooking, Domestic Fluff, Family Fluff, Chayanne Uses Sign Language (QSMP), Tallulah Uses Sign Language (QSMP), Ghost Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Chayanne hears voices, Grief/Mourning, Past Character Death