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Jackie: Just be yourself!

Topher: Really? Jackie, I have one day to win over CJ's family! How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Lizzie: A couple of weeks.

Ivan: 6 months.

Vlad: Jury's still out.

Topher, looks at Jackie: See? 'Just be yourself', what kind of garbage advice is that?!

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OC: CJ Scudworth Reference Page 2/?

She is neurodivergent like Scudworth (which is only assumed by some of the fandom and referenced in canon). At some point he alludes to trying to completely change her completely so that she wouldn't be anything like him, it did not work in his favor, obviously (this does include an attempt to eliminate the ND which, for an unethical basket case, is something I could see him attempting, if anyone needs me to explain why this is a thing, send an ask or something. I will elaborate. I have an essay prepared I just don't want the reference post being too long for whoever reads it lol).

Scudworth can blow himself up and generally be fine, CJ cannot. She takes longer to recover from injuries.

She can, however, partake in the school sports and win. If she even knew what a school sport was. Scudworth couldn't even coach his students, he also doesn't even know what a school sport is, obviously. Rest in peace, Brian.

CJ is in fact a geek. It is referenced that she used to love MODOK but the recent iterations of his character suck. She hates Doctor Strange because someone told her that now that Scudworth has the "salt and pepper hair" he looks like Doctor Strange. She can't unsee it. She is banned from attempting to replicate lightsabers from Star Wars in the house. She named her genetically modified dinosaur after Bones from Star Trek (not Bones the TV show). She had more dinosaurs planned because she saw Jurassic Park as a challenge, and she had a list of Star Trek names for the dinosaurs, Data and Lore were next. She was banned from watching Back to The Future when she was 6 because she tried to make a time machine out of Scudworth's car (It wasn't even a Delorean, SMH).

CJ will forever confuse Scudworth and Mr. B. She once wanted to play princesses with Mr. B, except Mr. B was the princess, and she was the dragon. Mr. B got attacked by CJ. She hoards Halloween decorations (i.e., fake knives with the liquid blood, etc.) and will often chase poor Scudworth around the house because she thinks she's Michael Myers or something. She is not. She's like 5 when she does this. If she catches him and he talks, she reminds him that dead people are dead and don't make sounds.

When CJ actually panics, and isn't just uncomfortable, and tries to leave the situation, she forgets to open the door before running through it. She will literally hit herself with the door. Every time. Without fail.

CJ doesn't typically use the doors to her friends' houses. She will break into their homes through their windows. She has also been seen escaping through windows Gandhi-style. This doesn't occur when she is "getting to know" her peers, only after she decides they're friends.

CJ has an affinity for the occult and supernatural. For a scientist (albeit a Scudworth), she believes in all things supernatural except for the bible or any religious book (the people, obviously, and some of the deities and entities are real but the book itself is a work of fiction at best in her mind). She has ghost hunting and other supernatural hunting gear in her car because she's a freak. Topher once thought CJ was a supernatural being and wondered why she was so paranoid about the supernatural because of that. It's unknown if CJ is paranoid to the point where she sages the house, but she would probably throw sage at Scudworth for "no reason". It's on brand.

When CJ is about to do something extremely dumb, her eyes kind of do the Pennywise thing and go in opposite directions.

Mr. B sometimes pretends that CJ and Scudworth aren't around when they are very obviously around.

CJ doesn't have all the same "talents" that Scudworth has. She does applaud Scudworth for his theatrics and musical abilities, even when she's mad at him, and admits to not having those same abilities. But she found some of her own. Oddly enough, she's a "car guy" and it's fun for her. There are other things too, but she's just so proud of fixing up a '67 mustang inside and out (it's PINK now).

She tries too hard to differentiate herself from Scudworth sometimes that she does a 360. How no one figured it out is beyond me.

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Fear not, we will do a recount post-second movie.

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CJ: Are you the little spoon or the big spoon? Scudworth: I'm a knife. Mr. B, from the other room: He's the little spoon.

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CJ: We all have our demons. CJ, pointing at Scudworth: That one is mine.

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Kidnapper: We have your father. CJ: Let me speak with him. Kidnapper: Go ahead, you're on speaker. CJ: Dumbass. Scudworth: That's fair.

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CJ: LADIES and gents... if your girl has small tiddies and a PHAT ass... that's not your girl, that's JFK!!!!

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Waitress, about Scudworth and CJ: Excuse me, sir, are these two bothering you? Mr. B: Yes, they are. But that's my best friend and his clone, so I pretty much signed up for this. The clone thinks I'm married to my best friend so-.

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CJ: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying "Haven't decided yet" is typically a good response. Joan: Typically.

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CJ: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Scudworth: This knife is actually a magic wand-meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel! CJ, deadpanning, cocks gun: Magic missile. Mr. B: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Scudworth, after his business trip: I really missed these clones. All of them.

Scudworth, doing his best: CJ... JFK.... I forgot the rest of their names.

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CJ (5), wishing upon a star: I need someone to be my friend. Maybe send me an alien-! Erm, Uncle B would be scared. [Scudworth, eavesdropping] CJ: Ooh, send me the nicest angel you have. Friend-shaped! [Meanwhile] [Topher (6), evil cackling and destroying his toys]

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Scudworth, hysterical: I CREATED YOU!!! I created all of you! None of you would be here if it weren't for me! CJ, just trying to get him to relax for a second: That's great peepaw, let's get you back to bed. [Topher and Abe experiencing secondhand embarrassment]

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CJ, squints, watching Scudworth, horrified: Brainfog isn't even an accurate term. It's like fucking Silent Hill up there.

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Abe: Hey, guys, I'm feeling kind of numb. Topher: He's asking for suggestions. CJ: He just wants support, but I also have suggestions. Frida: You can always just try to do some weird shit and say it was because of the moon. Harriet: Ooh, think of some great revenge fantasies! JFK: Blame your period! Abe: not a girl, but thank you, JFK. Cleo, trying to be helpful: Doesn't one of your friends have one of those salt lamps? Just like that and see if you feel anything. Confucius: Take a bath and if it doesn't work, take another bath. CJ: Start a pointless fight.

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Abe: Can you guys give me some notable phrases of 2013? Like... the Abe, looks left, looks right, whispers: meme catchphrases? [CJ, Frida, Confucius, Harriet, nod at each other, about to ruin the mans whole career; Topher, tries to leave, but cannot] CJ: DO SHE GOT BOOTY? SHE DOOOOOOOO! Harriet: Bish, I might be. Frida: Swiggity swag. Topher, unenthused: The D. Confucius: 'Wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti'. CJ, narrows eyes, whispers to Topher: how did he say that out loud? Frida: Hi 'blank', I'm dad. Confucius, shakes Harriet: AYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOO!!! CJ: Perfect 'blank' doesn't exi-...! Topher, still unenthused: And now, the weather. Confucius: At least 2 potato. CJ: We've come full circle. Harriet: Life hack:! Confucius, shaking Harriet again: '['blank' INTENSIFIES]' Frida: So many. Confucius: Such doge. much wow. very smile. Topher, deeply unenthused still: Mahogany. CJ: '*sweats nervously*' Frida: Same. Confucius: Spooper hot choclety milk! Harriet: HASHTAG SHERLOCK LIVES!!!