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you ever just minding your business and then you feel The Grief

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cats can never just lay down they have to stand there on your pancreas

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cat can:

snuggle

biting you

eat food AND plastic

so scared of car sounds

locate Bug

Make sounds

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Turns out if the maintenance crews stop waxing them, planes have body hair.

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The Teleri don’t respect the hustle 😤

(my husband’s latest silm crack meme, posted at his request because he doesn’t have social media)

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how funny would it be if every vala and maia looked normal & mairon's eyes are just...like that.

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but Tolkien draws such cute dragons, omg

like look at Smaug, look at his ears, DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO SCRATCH BEHIND HIS EARS AND TELL HIM HE’S A GOOD BOY

and look at this guy, I guess he’s supposed to be ferocious but it looks more like “whoa man chill out, I’m just saying that those shoes with that helmet was maybe not the greatest fashion decision, just a little friendly advice, no need to get defensive.”

THIS LITTLE BB ALL CURLED UP AND TAKIN’ A NAP

I want this one to live in my pocket and be my sassy talking dragon sidekick

SO SMILEY!! “gonna go terrorize some helpless villagers aw yiss”

but my favorite is this little doodle here

just look at him

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

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hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

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good luck babe is such an awesome but watch out the lyrics

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

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Like a new friend!