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She wraps the leash around her hand and pulls me up to her.
"you know, it's really amazing how easy it is to mistake you for a human. From a distance, I mean. Once you're up close *she pulls me closer* the illusion is shattered, and it's obvious what you really are."
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"Crowley, I'm not sure that riding a dragon is what I would call a 'low-profile' rendezvous... Won't you get in trouble if someone sees you?"
"Nah - my lot never pay attention, Angel, you know that. Anyway how bloody else d'you expect us to nip over to Highgarden in a single afternoon just for champagne poached pear crepes?"
"...well ...I suppose if it's for crepes..."
the good omens x hotd crossover nobody asked for 🤭
open for better quality, plus lore notes & a close-up below the cut!
despite my animosity toward the ending of the show i did indulge in a game of thrones rewatch recently before catching up with house of the dragon...
Aziraphale is probably a targaryen who became a maester to escape politics... and Crowley is a bastard son of some extinct valyrian house, who flies his dragon to the citadel frequently to steal Aziraphale away for flirty little dates 🩷
dragon!bentley is supposed to be a noodly-necked, serpentine dragon kinda like caraxes - only smaller and just a big ol' softie of course

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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The fact that kids nowadays want ao3 to be censored— guys. Guys. Where is your sense of adventure? When I was 12, and homeschooled, and had unlimited internet access on my second hand laptop, all I felt upon discovering ao3 was unmitigated joy. A whole platform where people can be fucking weird and post toe-curling novel-length diatribes about ANYTHING. How beautiful is that?
And then you, the reader, can just jump in and post your own weird shit? And people might comment just to say “nice job!” Or “where the fuck is the next chapter” on your 20k coffee shop FNAF AU? Bro. Them’s the little things that make the internet worth anything.
Ao3 is so beautiful. I love scrolling past indescribably disturbing descriptions. I love knowing they have a place to be posted. I love knowing that, should I feel the urge to indulge, I can do so with no repercussions.
Mi familia. Mis amigos. Por favor. Take a step back and be grateful that not every facet of creativity has been locked behind an algorithm.
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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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LOVERS + FIGHTERS - opens June 7th at @thinkspace-projects in Los Angeles.
Opening reception from 6 to 10pm. Free and open to the public.
Pictured: You Are My World - 24x30” acrylic on wood. 🔴 Sold.

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I'm sorry I can't knot you but will you let me rut into you like a desperate mindless dog anyways please please please I'll do anything please
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