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Two sessions ago, the gang we owe 74000 gold came to shake us down, left Kol with a painfully brutal debtor's mark, and told us to come up with a payment plan or else. Obviously our only solution was to write a contract and make a powerpoint to pitch our terms to our DM (complete with timed application of suit jackets and glasses).

We didn't get the grace period, but we got everything else!

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Ceratosuchops inferodios (prints now available on my store!)

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oh cool im sure that makes for really good performances

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back once again to say i really really like cyrus albright

he's such a cutie patootie 🥺

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behold my kitty comic

bonus:

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“Skarmory is entirely encased in hard, protective armor. This Pokémon flies at close to 190 mph. It slashes foes with its wings that possess swordlike cutting edges.”

Artist

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Rereading the Murderbot short stories, I found this:

OMG Murderbot wants to buy its humans coyote vests:

(Maybe then it would be safer for Ratthi to leave the shuttle.)

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I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

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eevee’s walk

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if at first you don’t succeed, blast them with your blue-eyes again

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Project Izuru Kamukura

Death and Rebirth

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9 years working together stickersheet

🔗 Link to store

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seal nails !!

creds to aoikoga on insta ☆

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gumming his jugular

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You ever have a dnd session so good you make a whole ass animatic to cope?

anyways

(the original pc details I'd been working on before getting distracted under the cut haha)

Mom says it's MY birthday and *I* get to show off my new dnd character 🫵🫵🫵🫵

(okay so my birthday was last week but I haven't had a chance to share before then SO)

meet Cselkcess! (formally they/them but will respond to masc pronouns in a nb way) I've been planning to play a mind flayer for aaaaages ever since I got so burned by Clarota listening to crit role, and after more than five years of being on the back burner they finally got to debut in the new campaign we just started last week!

said campaign start being played out in a ~12 hour in person session that hit me so hard I spent this last week doodling out an animatic just so I could channel that energy and still function in society h A

as a quick summation, we all woke up on a beach and over the course of the session slowly discovered we were Not level 1 as we expected, but instead level Six, an ironically apt number as it turns out since upon reaching civilization we were informed a full Six Years had passed in universe between our session zeros and now that none of us could remember At All (my guy has unwittingly discovered that in that timeframe they somehow not only managed to make at least 2 whole friends, but also they somehow work for The Government (everyone in the party is handling the timeskip really really well (we are not))))

tldr we're all having a Good Good Time and I have been super normal about everything since then as you can so clearly tell~

rounds out my birthday post with some individual doodles of the party featuring their server emojis!

Sansi @cloudsofasia

Mod @amaranthinejourneysintothebios

Granny Amu @vytamins

Faith @cobaltcircuit

and our lovely DM @angelfrost who is in charge of hurting us all and driving me personally to madness 👍