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they've invented a bird that can help you find things, and her name? i dont know

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You Fucking Justin Treaudone It Now

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hobbits would love pierogi

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sometimes mice are just correct

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mouse bias

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priestification

to start calling older men 'father' in a reverential manner as though there's something about them that suggests they're catholic priests. pausing, apologising for the confusion. this will be confusing for many but pipeline many others into the priesthood as they realise they like it. either that or something different, which is irrelevant to my purposes. affirmation for closeted priests.

oh, uh, sorry. my mistake. i just thought you were holy. not that you couldn't be! haha. sorry though. haha

places a fresh, sparkling white collar on your bedside table. neatly ironed black shirt. opens the curtains wide so the sunshine filters through the frosty windowpane, bright rays through dust. the light settles on your polished pate. my soft-roused sleepyhead.

oh! are these not yours?

i place my hand, protective, a little pull on the piled clothes, as if to slide them away from your bedside, out of reach. goodness, i must have delivered these to the wrong room! mustn't i have? i thumb the misplaced collar. there's something about you… the way you sit up just like that: straight, right-angle elbow-propped, your endless smile…

well… mister, do feel free to keep the clothes.

i allow you them—only if you want them, that is! it's between you and me. i wink, as if i mean it. do i mean it? ; )

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learn about pingos with me

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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

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Full Newsletter from Global Tetrahedron Here

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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i don't know what else to tell you except to be brave and to be kind. take it day by day. go outside and watch the clouds paint the sky. call a friend.

we are still here, and furious. you are still here, and that matters. you can still do and make and be something important. i promise. stay alive. it matters, and you matter. i know it is easy to succumb to anxiety and exhaustion and defeat.

communities can start with tiny ideas. google "dnd meeting near me" or whatever your interest might be. google "volunteering near me." google "support groups near me." start journalling. start a discord. start a book club.

when you close your eyes and hear hamlet, answer his prayer: it's better still to be.

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what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

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Yo mama so trivial she's left as an exercise to the reader.

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heye every one.