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this is going to be somewhat of a permanent plotter call for john regarding both citta and indie muns. so, if you are at all interested in plotting for a long term relationship / dynamic with john, go ahead and like this post and we can get into contact! if you ever want to contact me yourself, feel free to hmu here or on twitter!

john’s app is here, but generally, he isn’t too hard to get along with. he’s very open minded to most ideas and viewpoints, and is interested in learning about the universe and the people who inhabit it. slightly antisocial and a bit of an alcoholic, it’s sometimes a bit hard to keep a conversation with the man, as he will quickly run out of things to talk about once he’s learned what he wants to know from a person. nonetheless, he is open to friendships and new people so long as they are patient with him.

negative relationships are also definitely possible with the soldier. he may be a generally kind-hearted soul, it doesn’t take much to piss him off. one well placed conflicting opinion or comment and he’ll hold a grudge for years. combat threads are definitely an option (john will consider this a last option, however) so long as they are discussed and planned beforehand.

when it comes to romance, this is definitely also an option for john, however in these cases i prefer stemming them from already existing friendships or relationships he has within his circle. for indies, he will be multiship.

if there’s any plots you have in mind, or you think our muses would get along, feel free to like this or hmu!

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💕 eh?

  “Okay, what the heck? This Doctor ‘a Love guy must be full ‘a crap! I mean, look at this guy! I ain’t takin’ this crap, let’s see here…”

  “…Now that’s more like it. It ain’t perfect, but it’s a good start.”

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“… this is Commander Shepard, signing off.”

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#(and john cmon i know you and aliens but kurt's too precious) #(do not corrupt him thnx) (x)

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"Some random woman walked up to me, said Jesus loved me and gave me a hug. What the hell was that about?"

“Honestly? I could give you context and that’d still be weird.”

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Bah Humbug Starters

"Fuck the lights, fuck the tree, fuck everything. Where's the gin?"

"No I'm not wearing that. I will kill you if you put that anywhere near me."

"You know what I want for Christmas? For it to be NOT Christmas."

"If I hear this song one more time there will be blood."

"Yay for you. Glad someone got what they wanted for Christmas."

"No I'm not going to a stupid party."

"The light display is really great this year. Don't be such a downer."

"Ooo. I'm going to be visited by some ghost? Goodie for me."

"Some of us have to work on Christmas."

"I'd rather dig my eyes out with a spoon than visit your family."

"Can't we just stay home and do nothing? I hate people."

"I just want a parking space somewhere in this hemisphere, is that too much to ask?"

"And the 'Woe is me' telethons on TV begin..."

"I don't care what you think, we're getting a tree."

"Merry-effin'-Christmas."

"Some random woman walked up to me, said Jesus loved me and gave me a hug. What the hell was that about?"

"Ho, ho, ho. Where's the beer?"

"Come on. Smile! It's Christmas."

"I'm done with snow and elves and tinsel. I just want to curl up and sleep until after New Years."

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I’d also like to apologize real quick for disappearing for a few days there! School has been kicking my reply rate’s ass; hopefully this week I’ll get back on schedule. Sorry to anyone who’s been waiting on replies from me; I’ll get them up as soon as I can!

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The chance of a relationship working out between John Shepard and Nick Valentine is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

“A chance, huh? Well now; I always like a challenge.”

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Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between John Shepard and Clint Barton has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

“Huh. Well... how about that.”

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Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between John Shepard and Natasha Romanoff, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

“...Well. It’s not zero.”

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Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.

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“Maybe. I’m not the most outgoing person, so I’d like to have someone there with me just in case. Was never really known for my dancing.”

“Even if you went alone, you can still have a good time. There should be enough to keep your attention. Perhaps someone might offer you a dance as well.”

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“Maybe. If I can find a date, I guess. I was never one for showing up to events like that alone.”

“Such events can be intimidating on your first time. Are you planning to attend this one?”

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“You know, now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever been to a ball.”