thelastschnitzel
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thelastschnitzel · 4 hours ago
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Sometimes you experience something so ethereal that afterwards everything else is just noise
Not necessarily bad but you suddenly realise no matter how strongly you reacted to music before it's absolutely nothing compared to this experience
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thelastschnitzel · 21 hours ago
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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
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thelastschnitzel · 2 days ago
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If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.
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thelastschnitzel · 4 days ago
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thelastschnitzel · 5 days ago
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hi team sorry for not drawing for like. months. basically I got really into making a bead curtain. project info below the cut!
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originally I was just going to follow this YouTube tutorial for a very basic cherry pattern curtain, but around the time I started gathering materials I saw this post of someone who had made their own design and I was like omg. I could also make my own design. So that’s what I did! It was really fun to do basically pixel art for the first time ever. Whole project took about a month of regular work and cost around $80 for all materials.
Pretty happy with how it turned out but feel like the enterprise got a little lost, probably wouldn’t do detail work that size in the future. Also here’s the design by itself!
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thelastschnitzel · 5 days ago
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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
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thelastschnitzel · 5 days ago
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I don't know what makes me always do a Wikipedia research dive on horrible historic events on long train rides but I'm very glad that I now know when to stop and think of cute animals again
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thelastschnitzel · 10 days ago
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Because it's not just the skin that's itching, but also, somehow, the tissue beneath it
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thelastschnitzel · 12 days ago
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Why do you need a console and an armchair without a power outlet in range as an ADHD gamer?
Because whenever the console runs out of battery you have some time with nothing to do and have to change what you're doing anyway, so you start cleaning the flat for about as long as you're charging your console.
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thelastschnitzel · 13 days ago
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It's the first time I gave my cat lactulose sirup for her constipation and she chooses to lay down right next to my head, her butt pointing towards my face
I really hope I won't wait up because she farts in my face
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thelastschnitzel · 15 days ago
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So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"
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And all I can think of is this iconic post
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thelastschnitzel · 16 days ago
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The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".
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thelastschnitzel · 18 days ago
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The woman sitting in front of me sits between both seats on the bus. Not right in the middle just... Slightly on the other seat. With no reason. Because my brain is fucked up it thinks this is something to be stressed about.
I want to be home right the fuck now.
I woke up today with a crick in my neck, forgot to take my pills at lunch and had to go to work on nothing but a bad fucking mood.
The only good thing about today is that I managed not to maul someone and that it's almost over now.
What a Monday.
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thelastschnitzel · 18 days ago
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I woke up today with a crick in my neck, forgot to take my pills at lunch and had to go to work on nothing but a bad fucking mood.
The only good thing about today is that I managed not to maul someone and that it's almost over now.
What a Monday.
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thelastschnitzel · 23 days ago
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thelastschnitzel · 23 days ago
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thelastschnitzel · 23 days ago
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It's the first summer during which I regularly get up before 9 am so I can open most of the windows and enjoy the cool morning breeze.
Except there's a fucking construction site all around my flat so from 7 am it's so loud I have to close all the windows to at least try not getting a headache. From June to October.
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