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OOC: Hi everyone, sorry for the inactivity :') my mental health did a baddie shortly after I created the blog so I just put it on hold. (Yaaay.../s)

I'm back though, but I'm moving to @tremastersweb ! In which I will also rp the fifth doctor bc we love us some fiveainley yes? Another reason is because silly me thought having two separate accounts was going to be easier, except no it wasn't! My cloned app decided to stop working yadda yadda... So now it'll be a sideblog and I'll get all the notifs and way less trouble!

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Six my love

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Ah, my Lord High President, shall I take this liking for threats as customary from our most benevolent leader? Believe me, I am aware something in the general lines of my future is very, very wrong. While I appreciate the anticipation, what difference would it make for me, then? You speak as if I have been condemned already, which is not a very attractive incentive.

I must have missed a lot, but this is rather amusing. You resurrect, keep my old professor in bondage, and then you *lose him*. Hilarious. Whatever happened to Gallifrey since I left?

Really? You don't know? Damn, where do I start- oh, you'll find out in a few centuries anyway. Your idiot husband has done a lot of damage, let's just say that much. Luckily, nothing the two of you did was permanent.

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Character building time. Fill my inbox with questions about my muse!

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@musesreunite ; at Cyrus

Run. Run faster. These were the only thoughts the Master could afford as he was being chased by those who had been promised an abundant sum in exchange for the Time Lord's head. He cursed his desyncronised Trakenite body as he staggered through rocks and sand, careful not to damage the items he had recently collected. He needed only to reach the crashed ship and he'd be safe, he could figure out a repair and leave this miserable planet that had so bitterly betrayed his attempts at authority. He forced himself to sprint forward, deciding to sacrifice one of the valuables which he hoped they would stop to pick up. Finally, just a bit more, and he would be there. He only hoped he could open the gate in time.

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And how would that benefit me exactly?

I must have missed a lot, but this is rather amusing. You resurrect, keep my old professor in bondage, and then you *lose him*. Hilarious. Whatever happened to Gallifrey since I left?

Really? You don't know? Damn, where do I start- oh, you'll find out in a few centuries anyway. Your idiot husband has done a lot of damage, let's just say that much. Luckily, nothing the two of you did was permanent.

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U gay.

I do not subscribe to such primitive categorisation systems, my dear.

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Hint

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This reminded me of you good luck in the future Master

In the future...? Ah, I see.

Don't be nervous. You need just to go for it, be as direct as you are able, and then kill him immediately after. It worked wonders for me.

Good luck, Master.

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I believe some of your voters might be suffering from acute cases of prosopagnosia. I have no personal connection to the Minister.

this u?

No that doesn't even look remotely like me. It looks more like @themastersweb

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...My apologies, I must have lost control of my senses. This will not happen again.

As for the city model, it is remarkable, if I do say so myself.

In light of the evident difficulty in finding a suitable Doctor I have decided to raise a city comprised of toothpicks in its entirety, which I shall trap them inside of when they show up. It will be a miniature Doctor (as revenge). Yes!! They will never see this coming. The toothpick nation will reign supreme under my command and this shall be no less than the Doctor's definite end! Meow if you agree. I need to climb somewhere high this instant. I will be back.

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...Right.

pspspspspsps hey kitty man hows that virus?

I am not a ‘kitty man’, it is a serious medical condition. Fortunately, I have many years of experience dealing with the symptoms and have them completely under my control

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@themastersweb ~ Incorrect Quotes

Cyrus: Violence isn't the answer.

The Master: You’re right.

Cyrus: *sighs in relief*

The Master: Violence is the question.

Cyrus: What?

The Master, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Cyrus, running after them: NO-

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@themastersweb ~ Incorrect Quotes

The Master: This is a mistake

Cyrus, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

The Master: But not today

Cyrus, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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@themastersweb ~Incorrect Quotes

The Master: This is such a bad idea. Cyrus: Then why are you coming along? The Master: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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My, getting cocky are we? All I'm saying is it was not in my book to experience what the humans call "an emo phase". Worry not, I will do everything in my power to change this future. Once I achieve the absolute dominion of the Universe you will suffer no longer. It will be alright.

In the meantime, why not steal the Doctor's TARDIS, I wonder?

Is this truly what becomes of me? I am highly concerned about my future.

I'm doing great what is there to be concerned about? I don't need my own input on this. go play with The Doctor or something.