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Sarah J. Maas Bonus Chapter Masterlist

Many people have posted images of the bonus chapters from Sarah J. Maas's books, and I thank you for giving us access to content we would have missed out on otherwise. However, no one has posted all of them, so I figure that I can collate the links in one place.

There are minor spoilers below the cut in the chapter descriptions, so be wary of looking too far ahead, if you have not read all the books.

Throne of Glass

The Captain and the Prince - A conversation between Dorian and Chaol before the start of TOG

The Assassin and the Captain - When Celaena arrives back at the castle from her first mission as the King's Champion between TOG and COM, Chaol is waiting to greet her

The Assassin and the Princess - Before the start of COM, once Celaena has been the King's Champion for a month, she and Nehemia do a little shopping in Rifthold

Untitled - Mistward is visited by nobles—including one of Rowan's exes—during Celaena's time there in HOF

Untitled - A bonus chapter while Aelin and the rest of her court travel through Terrasen in EOS

Untitled - Chaol and Nesryn's sea journey before the start of TOD

A Court of Thorns and Roses

Wings and Embers - Cassian goes to visit the mortal world and ask Nesta to deliver a letter to the mortal queens in ACOMAF

Feyre's Perspective - In ACOSF, after Feyre and Rhys tells her sisters about their baby, they have a conversation

Azriel's Perspective - After the Winter Solstice celebration in ACOSF, Azriel is wandering the halls, unable to sleep

Crescent City

Ruhn's Perspective - Once Cormac comes to town in HOSAB, Flynn's younger sister decides to visit

Bryce's Perspective - Part 1 - Part 2 - Cormac invites her to a luncheon at Flynn's parent's villa in HOSAB

Tharion's Perspective - Part 1 - Part 2 - Tharion reminisces about first meeting Hypaxia during HOSAB

An alternative is here; the highlights contain all three chapters

If I have missed any, please feel free to let me know, or link them in the comments/reblogs :D

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Signs in Hogwarts

Based on personal opinion and astrology and your sign does not define you, so don't take it too personally.

Aries: Hufflepuff but also could be a Gryffindor. Friendly, always getting along with everybody, a bit arrogant if it wants to be, flirting a lot but mostly with other houses, probably Slytherin. Hard workers. When they want something, they work hard for it.

Taurus: Hufflepuff, definetly Hufflepuff. Lazy, close to the kitchen, sexy and works hard for what they want. I'd also say Slytherin because they can be quite ambitious and they also put quite a lot of effort in looking and smelling good. You know, Sltherin vibes.

Gemini: Hell of a loud Hufflepuffs. Like man... So Goddamn loud. Loud and friends and everybody has to like them. Not keen on studying, more like having fun and making adventures. Geminis don't know calmness so I'd say they'd be the ones that would be most popular.

Cancer: Ravenclaws. Why? Because they know how to work but they don't brag about it. They work work work, dont tell anybody and then bam! Succesfful. They can have sharp tongue when you piss them off or if you hurt any of their close ones bc cancers are known to be family orianted and soft. But also can be a bitch, so don't piss them off.

Leo: I gotta say it. You know I do. GRYFFINDOR! - And you know why? Because they are driven on their pride and ego, brave and smart and basically leader material. They are the definition of a Gryffindor and I hate to admit it and boost their ego but... Let's be honest, they are all prideful and egoistic but deep down, they have a warm, brave, protective heart.

Virgo: You a Slytherin. You a Slytherin period. People say Ravenclaw because they match you with the stereotype of a smart, neat freak, perfectionist but you not that... Well, not just that. You're determined and resourceful- like you don't just fake after others. You got your own ideas you want to build up. Plus you give the stereotype of Slytherin: Cold and bitchy. But we all know you emotional and warm in reality.

Libra: Ravenclaw. Yall don't let anybody fuck with you. Also you flirt a lot when you can. You also like pretty things and they want pretty things, elegant things. Also Libras are charismatic and they seek their balance in the world so they can have both worlds. The calm and the chaos. They love both.

Scorpio: Yall Slytherins. Yall mysterious and have this intense energy that (in my opinion) is damn attractive. Yall are about observation and brother/sisterhood. You know? If yall be in a frat house yall be protecting the others with your lives but also heaby partying. Also yall be probably players. Others find you intimidating but you just a great damn lover.

Sagittarius: Grffindor. Brave and not afraid to take the lead. Extroverted mostly but also love to be pampered. They always do the right thing. I meant they can slip but you know, they try and fix it. Popular, probably besties with Gemini. Party animals.

Capricorn: Ravenclaws. Workoholics, always in yoyr head. Tense a bit but man, yall have a mind like no others. You're private but let's be honest, you can be extremely funny, especially if you're being sarcastic. Amn, I love your comments and retorts. Also, you'll probably the ones that girls ro boys would be pinning after but not really finding a way to get to you. So, youd be this hard to get Capricorn.

Aquarius: Slytherin. Yall ambitios but loads of it comes all mouth, no action. Which is kind of like Draco and yall love play "imma find an excuse for this" game. And you can look cold and out of reach but really, REALLY emotional inside and can have quite a temper. But one thing I know about Aquarious is that they will go overseas and over the mountais and to the edge of the world for the person you love.

Pisces: Gryffindor. Always wanting good for others, putting them before you and caring after everybody. Also, when you get pissed you gonna say things... Things you've been keeping inside and then just *poof* exoloding when you had enough. You'd probably drift aeay during classes. Just look through the window and be in your own head but knowing EXCATLY EVERYTHING that's happening around you. Like everything. All the rumors and the gossips. You'd be on top of that.

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Virgo Slytherin please? Thanks! :)

Virgo Slytherins are generally quieter than the other signs in Slytherin House. They are the quiet observers, nothing escapes them and their attention to detail. Their analytical minds file everything away for later. Virgo is an earth sign which helps ground their corresponding Slytherin water element which can be more tumultuous and constant change.

Slytherin Virgos:

Their quietness can hide the fact that they are only showing people what they choose to, not necessarily the whole picture,

Are often underestimated because they naturally fly under the radar,

Are incredibly loyal and protective of their friends and house mates,

They aren’t the type to blow up at someone if they’re mad, they’ll just distance themselves

Their form of revenge is beating the other person at their own game and making them look stupid,

They are meticulous perfectionists who are so organised they border on OCD,

Are an interesting mix of politeness and politics, pragmatic and intuitive

They love animals and nature, and excel at Care of Magical Creatures and Herbology.

They are actually big dreamers with a vivid and detailed imagination that will create an idea or concept and have the power to follow it through,

“Your loss babe”

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I’ve seen people get more excited for Nimue and the weeping monk than for Nimue and Arthur ... and that should tell you everything you need to know about the chemistry between Arthur and Nimue, because you know that ship failed when most people decide to ship your female love interest with a character she didn’t even interact with in the show.

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She has more chemistry with the sword. 

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Just like Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore collects people. Only, instead of focusing on those with influence, he looks to the outcasts.

The expelled half-giant. The young werewolf. The repentant Death Eater.

He protects them and gives them a second chance. All he asks in return is their loyalty.

And, if on occasion he requests that they undertake a certain task, invoking their debt of gratitude - well, that is no more than he is owed.

He once thought to add a certain disowned Black to his collection, but quickly realised his mistake.

Sirius is not an outcast, but a rebel. He knowingly chose his path, and chooses what price he is willing to pay for it. He refuses to be used.

So Albus Dumbledore abandons him.

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If I had spent my teenage years reading actual books instead of fanfiction then I would have over 1000 books listed on goodreads by now.

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Such an amazing drawing. That's the dog breed I want to have when I'm more financially stable

Breeduary Day 9: Kooikerhondje

With a heart as soft as its fur, the Kooikerhondje is known for being mild-mannered. They are a friendly breed that also thrives outdoors as a sporting dog.

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how to feel beautiful:

- nourish yourself with water, fruits and other nutritious food

- look up when walking, not down at the ground

- try to exercise or take a walk outside if it’s sunny

- be organized: have a planner so you feel more relaxed

- be extra kind to everyone, they might remember it forever, or on days where they’re wondering what there is to live for

- take care or help something, get a potted plant if you’re lonely

- smile at people more, if you send out good vibes you will get them back

- ignore negativity; remember the brightest parts of each day and write them down

- dont punish yourself by hurting your body or being apathetic towards it; this includes eating or sleeping not enough/too much, not showering or taking care of hygiene

- get out of bed in the morning, even if you don’t feel like it, open the curtains and stretch

- use perfume or sweet smelling creams or shower gels, spoil yourself with bath bombs

- look at the mirror and notice your cute features; why live a life hating your looks

- aim to be healthy, that’s the most important thing

- have a relaxing and nice morning and evening routine for your skin and mind

- treat yourself with care and love, because you deserve it

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Coming into a fandom late

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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

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shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now

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morally grey bad boy who occasionally kills and has trust issues? sign me up.

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Almost exactly like I pictured her!!! Thank you for giving us this amazing piece of art

Portrait of Jude Duarte from The Cruel Prince.  Had so much fun working on this piece!

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Perfection.

(Love the Narcissa one that came unexpected but true though)

Kissing Styles...

James Potter: Very… very eager, but trying really… really hard to restrain himself. Knows how to do fun things with his tongue… has had a lot of practice. All in all… he’s what people like to describe as “fun”… 8/10 

Sirius Black: Knows how to adapt. Can pretty much match anyone’s kissing style, but likes deep, intense kissing the most… Also likes biting and hickeys. As talented as he is pretty. Down for basically anything… An enjoyable experience all the way around. 11/10

Remus Lupin: Nervous. Starts off slow… then kisses like it’s the last time he’ll ever kiss someone because he always feels like it’s the last time anyone will ever want to kiss him… 6/10 when he’s nervous… 9/10 when he relaxes and let’s go. 

Peter Pettigrew: Sweats a lot… too much tongue… 4/10  

Lily Evans: Expert kisser, knows her shit… at least as far as technicalities go… but lacks spontaneity. Get’s flustered when she doesn’t see something coming like James’ tongue tricks… also gets distracted easily (”SHIT! That’s due tomorrow!”)… Overall, needs some work. 6.5/10

Frank Longbottom: Handles you like you’re made of glass… very gentle… very sweet… enjoys kissing the spot just beneath your ear. Hates biting because he’s worried he’ll hurt you. Often stops to stare or chat. Worships the ground you walk on… 8/10 for kissing… 20/10 for making you feel like a goddess. 

Alice Longbottom: Kinky as fuck. 9/10

Dorcas Meadowes: Kinkier than fuck. Kisses like she owns your ass. Also hella gay. 10/10

Marlene McKinnon: Also also hella gay… less kinky. Uses a lot of tongue… but does it right. 9/10 

Mary Macdonald: Mary sue to the max… every kiss is like a reenactment of “The Notebook”. Disney-esque. 7/10

Regulus Black: Untrusting. Tends to panic if things go too quick… or too slow… or not exactly how he planned it. Perfectionist… and a bit of a control freak… doesn’t really know how to adapt to other kissing styles. 4.5/10

Narcissa Malfoy: Reserved… until between the sheets, then she will eat you alive. Mother fucking queen. Savage. Always tops. 10/10

Lucius Malfoy: Fun to look at… Terrible kisser. -5 stars. Two thumbs way down… would not recommend…. 0/10……………. alright… 2/10 for being pretty… Also… submissive af.  

Bellatrix Lestrange: Will rip your goddam lip off. 0/10…. unless you’re into that.

Fenrir Greyback: Will rip your goddam head off. -54/10

Severus Snape: Ew.