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Riddle: At least try to see this from my perspective

Kalim: *Crouches down a little*

Azul: *Crouches down*

Idia & Vil: *Sits on the floor*

Leona & Malleus: *Kneels down*

Yuu: *Laughing in the background*

Riddle: …

Riddle: I hate all of you!

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Epel: *Sitting alone*

Ruggie: Come on, go talk to him

Yuu: Okay

Yuu: *Walks up to Epel*

Yuu: Hey

Epel: Hey

Yuu: Ruggie-senpai thinks you’re cute

Epel: *Blushes, then smiles*

Ruggie: *Grins*

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Yuu: Jade, tell Azul that he’s an idiot, but I still love him

Jade: Why don’t you tell him yourself?

Yuu: We just had a fight

Jade: You’re sitting on his lap

Azul & Yuu: …

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Riddle: You’re annoying

Floyd: But you love me

Riddle: Doesn’t make you less annoying

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Vil: Let’s talk about the nervous system

Idia: Actually, all my system are nervous

Idia: Especially around you

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Leona: Aren’t you gay?

Vil: I like how this implies I did something heterosexual

Vil: If so, I apologize

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Rook: We’re having a baby!

Epel: Congratula-

Vil: It’s you. Sign here. *Holds out the Adoption papers*

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Interviewer: Let’s talk about romance

Interviewer: Are there any ladies in the picture?

Vil: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume I was straight

Vil: So that I can change it immediately

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Fem Yuu: Hey, I’m lesbian

Malleus: I thought you were human

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Ortho: Rate your pain to me brother

Idia, who tripped and fell: Zero stars

Idia: Would not recommend

Ortho: …

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Jade: *Drunk, pointing at Trey* That’s my boyfriend suckers!

Azul: Your husband, Jade

Jade: My husband!

Jade: Even better!

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Trey: Why are you naked?

Ace: umm, I’m out of clothes!

*Trey opens the wardrobe*

Trey: You have pants, shirts, hello Deuce, two extra uniforms…

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Cater: Are boys becoming prettier?

Cater: Or am I just becoming gayer?

Vil: Both

Cater: The only correct answer

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Ace: Rules are made to be broken

Riddle: They are made to be followed

Riddle: Nothing is made to be broken

Yuu: umm, piñatas

Cater: Glow sticks

Deuce: Karate boards

Trey: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

Ace: Rules

Riddle: …

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Azul: I’m a snack,

Azul: but it seems nobody’s hungry

Idia: I’m f*cking starving

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Vil: There is only one thing worse than a heterosexual

*On a broad with the word ‘heterosexual’ on it, Vil removed a paper, revealing ‘Malleus’*

Leona: Malleus

Vil: No

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Lilia: How do people not swear?

Lilia: Like where does their anger go?

Lilia: How do they show their enthusiasm ?

Lilia: what if they stub their toe?

Lilia: Like saying saying golly gosh isn’t really going to cut it