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"kill them with kindness" WRONG! CHANGE THE BORING WORLD

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Heyyyyy does anyone have all the parts where Orias makes an appearance in the Leviathan "Tortured" story they're willing to share? I'm totally willing to trade up if need be, so send me a message!

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What types of books and/or authors do you think the Sakamaki and Mukami brothers would enjoy? Also, you do such a fantastic job with each brother's characterization, thank you!

===== TYPES OF BOOKS THEY ENJOY HC =====

===== TYPES OF BOOKS THEY ENJOY: SAKAMAKI =====

=============== Shu Sakamaki ===============

"I really don't read that much anymore besides studying sheet music..."

Drama novels for entertainment purposes only. Shu does not read for fun very often, if at all anymore. It reminds him too much of his brother. He will not read books just to even spite Reiji.

Some nonfiction works that are intriguing such as historical contexts. But even if they interest him, he most likely won't read them very often, if at all.

Musical history books or sheet music.

=============== Reiji Sakamaki ===============

"I read about almost everything you could possibly imagine. I have many different books under my care and in my study and bedroom. I enjoy a variety of different genres, if not also research-related books and studies."

All types of genre books. Nonfiction, fiction, fantasy, fairytale, horror, mystery, romance. Any type of book, Reiji probably has a copy of something or another. Possibly has some rare books that not many people own.

Romance novels are a favorite. Especially with good plots, and overall growth in characters. It's a guilty pleasure.

Research related novels, including medicinal knowledge, drug production, scientific studies, and more.

=============== Ayato Sakamaki ===============

"Readin' is fuckin' borin'... Ore-sama doesn't like readin' very much. There's some manga that's cool, but that's pretty much it."

Manga books and comics. Only for topics he is interested in. Ayato rarely ever even picks up a piece of paper, let alone a book of all things. Won't pick up a book that wouldn't have pictures in it.

Some of those topics include NSFW-related themes, crime, and some fantasy.

Will sometimes pick up magazines with sports-related themes, especially for basketball.

=============== Kanato Sakamaki ===============

"Why do you care what I read? Does it really matter? I enjoy dark material, and reading about people suffering in some way just because it is entertaining."

Crime-related novels are a must.

Historical nonfiction of tragedies, including loss of life, death, and suffering. Kanato wants to find joy in other people's suffering and overall, unhappiness or misery in their lives. Even if it is fictional. May pick up poetry books that are about misery and overall, unhappiness just to find joy in it.

He most likely will have magazines of ouji and lolita fashion, if not also just fashion in general.

=============== Laito Sakamaki ===============

"Hmm~... The material I read isn't necessarily... pure. I enjoy a good read with a lot of love put into it~"

He will only read novels and read manga that has some sort of NSFW-related themes to it. Laito gets off on books such as these, for his own pleasure and enjoyment.

Romance novels are fine as long as they have something he can find pleasure in reading.

Nonfiction or fiction does not matter to him.

=============== Subaru Sakamaki ===============

"Why the hell would I waste my time readin' whenever I could be asleep?"

Subaru does not read very often, if at all. Subaru would much rather spend time sleeping, or doing literally anything else and being in solitude, with his own thoughts.

Topics that interest him would be ones that include crime or at the very least have some sort of drama to them to be entertaining.

Will never read anything with romance.

===== TYPES OF BOOKS THEY ENJOY: MUKAMI =====

"There is plenty of good books out there that I enjoy. I have quite the selection in my bedroom and also within the manor. They range from a genre to genre. I probably have one of every type of genre book out there. A big part of my book collection is about research, specifically languages."

There is every genre under the sun that Ruki reads, much like Reiji. Nonfiction, fiction, fantasy, fairytale, horror, mystery, maybe a stray romance novel here or there. Ruki most likely has some uncommon or rare books in his possession that he cherishes.

He adores research-related material. Especially with linguistics and languages. Ruki would be an avid studier from these types of books to build his own knowledge.

He has many different novels from different languages.

=============== Kou Mukami ===============

"I don't really like reading~... It takes too long to read a book I would actually enjoy. I like manga much better. Pictures with words are much more entertaining than silly books that Ruki reads all the time..."

He will only pick up manga or novels with a lot of pictures in them so he can associate what the characters are saying better. Kou will essentially become bored of novels and stories very quickly if they do not have material that interests him.

Kou enjoys romance. He'd be happy to read dramas and sentimental themes. Probably will pick up some manga with NSFW-related themes every once in a while.

Magazines are a must for Kou, though. Especially about makeup, fashion, and pop culture.

=============== Yuma Mukami ===============

"I don't like readin' that much. I get bored very quickly and can fall asleep pretty easily t' readin' somethin'..."

Yuma only has gardening books which he is really interested in reading. These can include books or magazines, so that he gets ideas for his own garden.

Might pick up a comic or manga to read here or there. Mainly fantasy or plot lines with a lot of drama to keep him interested.

Most certainly would have one guilty-pleasure manga he reads often, even if he says he gets bored easily.

=============== Azusa Mukami ===============

"Um... I rather like... sad books... It helps me see that... other people... can be sad, too..."

Azusa enjoys plenty of stories that are laden with a lot of angst and sadness. He enjoys knowing that other people are suffering, so that he does not feel so lonesome or alone.

Fiction or nonfiction, he enjoys romance that ends in tragedy, or just tragedy in general.

Will have a few manga here and there that he likes to read as well.

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not original idea for the red eyeliner :) 

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Ren Kouha.

yandere! alphabet

Because there needs to be more Magi content.

A - Attribute: What brought on this side of them? What made them click?

It was most likely the sheer fascination he has with his darling. He wants to know literally everything about them, and thanks to his royal status he can do

B - Blood: If they're extreme how messy are they willing to get?

Very, very messy! Kouha isn't afraid of getting his hands dirty a single bit, but even then he does need to cover up his tracks. He'll happily slice and dice his poor victims like mere butter, and this will only make him more excited for his next kill, no matter how annoying his target may be.

C - Cope: Do they try to deal with this jelaousy sooner or later or do they lash out?

He is jelaous is passive in a way. Whenever he feels like someone is a bit too close to his darling, he will just sluggishly put an arm around their elwaist while playing it off like he doesn't care. In reality though, he is more then furious as his poor s/o is being crushed in his embrace, and there is nothing they can do to stop it.

D - Death: Do they feel any sorrow for their victims at all?

No, absolutely not, and why should he? He makes it crystal clear that s/o is his, and his only, and he therefore expects everyone to obey that. But not everyone listents to him and if they continue to pester or flirt with his little darling, things won't be so smooth for the other party involved...

E - Earnest: Are they intense?

It depends on his mood. On some days, he's calm and happy, dare I say normal. He is not lashing out, no one is hurt and this is the best Kouha can be. He is smiling, he is more then happy and he is just downright sweet to his love. But it can be easy to get a rise out of him, and there is no going back after that. He's sadistic and enjoys inflicting pain on his s/o which really can go out of hand if he is really mad.

F - Fight: How would they feel if you fought back against them?

He might enjoy it, believe it or not. Well, only at the beginning that is. Kouha adores the fire in his darling, he likes seeing them mad and angry, that is why he teases them so much in the first place! But he will expect total obedience from his s/o at some point. His little pet better learn to behave by then because things might just become messy othervise.

G - Game: How much do they enjoy watching you run and have a fearful expression?

Oh, he would love every second of it~! He loves the hunt, he loves the game, but most of all, he loves all of the adorable faces his darling makes, but one of his favorites is seeing them scared. Kouha just finds it so utterly irresisstible, he just can't help but yo hurt his s/o even more just because he loves that look so much!

H - Hell: What would be your worst experience with them?

Ah... Well, it would most likely be his first jelaous outburst. A male friend got a little too close for comfort and Kouha dragged his darling to his room. Everything that happened later is somewhat blurry, but s/o will never forget the sheer and raw pain they felt the entire time. It's a trauma that would be difficult to heal, and if s/o is smart enough, after that outburt they'll know betger then to disobey Kouha ever again.

I - Iron: How emotionally stable would you be throughout the events that unfold?

It all depends on the darlings will, but after a certain point they will crack. It is just difficult to live like this, having to please any and all of Kouha's whims...

J - Jet: How fast would it happen for them to go yandere?

It would take a while for someone to pique his interest, but once that is done, he will become a full blown yandere really damn fast. He has the power and money to immediatly take his darling and he will pull a few strings along if he deems it necessary.

K - Kill: Would they ever hurt anyone in order to get to you?

Oh you bet he will. No matter how well behaved his darling is, Kouha will most definetly leave a trail of blood behind him. This will most likely happen at the beginning of the relationship though because Kouha is unsure of who he can trust. After a few months though, the kill count will drop but under the condition that s/o obeys his every rule.

L - Lonely: How much loneliness would they feel if you two were apart?

He would be so lonely, and so dramatic about it too. He most likey won't see his s/o for several days straight, sometimes even months! That is just too much for him, and Kouha always becomes so needy at these times. He wants his little s/o back, and he wants them now-!!

M - Might: How agressive would they be towards you?

His mood swings can be so extreme, it can be hard to tell. One moment he is carresing s/o's hair, the next moment he is slapping them for dissobeying. It's a absolute whirlwind being with Kouha, and no one can predict his actions.

N - Next: Would they ever move on after you?

He would find that pretty difficult to do, nearly impossible almost. He has never felt like this before, and he doesn't want this love to go away! If his s/o died, poor Kouha would become so depressed, he won't be himself anymore...

O - Opression: How many rights would they take away from you?

It all depends on s/o's behaviour. Of course, he will take away their freedom but if they are good to him, Kouha is more then happy to reward them. If his s/o is more patiemt and sweet towards him, he'll be kinder. If they keep on persisting, Kouha will need to become even more strict.

P - Prize: Would they consider this a game?

Sort of. In a way, Kouha does see this as a game of cat and mouse but he can get serious when the time calls for it. Again, it all depends on his mood.

Q - Quality: Would they be secertive or flashy about what they do?

He is flashy is a subtle way. He is both proud to have his darling, but at the same time he does need to tone it down simply because of his imperial status. If the chance arrises, he will show off and brag about his s/o to others, but other then that he can be very low key.

R - Rain: Would they keep you inside forever?

He most likely would! Nothing makes him happier then coming back home for a long and tiresome battle then to run off to his sweet s/o who is waiting for him in his chambers! He might let his s/o out on special ocassions, but that's about it.

S - Stalker: Would they stalk you? How intense would it go?

He wouldn't really stalk his darling, and there are two main reasons for that. The first one is that he just doesn't have time for that and the second one is that he simply doesn't need to. He can always just tell his guards to not allow his s/o to leave the pallace grounds, or if they were extra naughty, he might even lock them up!

T - Turmoil: Would they force you to team up with them?

In combat? Never. In chosing what to eat for brekfast? Definetly! Cute, domestic things are Kouha's favorite things to do when it comes to his s/o, and he will be more then happy to let them chose what they will have for dinner or what to wear.

U - Usage: Would they use you to get what they desire?

No. As twisted and cruel he makes himself look, he does have a soft spot for his darling amd he would rather chop his own head off then to use them in that kind of way. The only thing he wants is them, and nothing else.

V - Version: Would they do anything diffirent from the classic yandere?

Well yes and no! He is still rather bloddy and grusome, but what sticks out about him is his power and royal status. He is a metal vessel user, it would be insanely difficult to beat him, so anyone in their right mind wouldn't dare to oppose him.

W- Wild card: A random yandere headcanon.

If his darling does behave at least a little, he'll be more then happy to spoil them. This is something that he just loves to do, and he wants to do it more often! If his darling misbehaves though, certain benifits will be taken away from them.

X - Xenophobia: How much would they get angry from their jelaousy?

Really, really angry like dear God, help-! Jelaousy is not an emotion he is familar with, and combined with the fact that he can slice pretty much anyone in half for merely insulting him is a deadly combination!

Y - Yandere: How many crimes would they commit?

Quite a few, but not so many to gain country wide attantion. He is still a prince after all, and he does need to be careful even if he can clean up and dispose of his mess...

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I reaaaally like the idea of Venti as a fairy king or something right?? So think of it as a Celtic mythology AU...

You hear legends of fairies and nymphs and other such creatures residing in the forests surrounding your village...you haven't run into them thus far.

But one day, while going to pick some berries, you see a trail of the perfect, juciest looking strawberries that mysteriously lead further into the forest, farther than you've ever gone.

But you're a brave one, so you follow, picking them up all along the way, and the trail ends in a quiet clearing, where in the center is a huge tree, surrounded by a pond of the clearest water you've ever seen.

The birds sound far away, and suddenly you hear a giggle in your ear, causing you to stumble and shriek, falling and spilling your berries all over your poor self!

When you look from your prone position, a beautiful boy is hovering close to the ground, with opalescent wings and draped in flowy, shimmery, near transparent cloth...and a big grin on his lips.

"Well, well! You're just the human I was looking for!" He says in a playful tone, quickly coming to hover just inches above you, gazing into your eyes with his own narrowing and ethereal ones, with fingers dancing along your cheek, "You're perfect...my *queen*~..."

You'd be spirited away, forced to leave behind your family and friends in lieu of being a human queen for the fairy kingdom, in short.

A lover for the King for the rest of your days, like it or not.

On that note, Zhongli would be king of the elves, and Ei as Queen of the mermaids, perhaps? Just ideas I've been thinking of huhu~.

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Yandere Profile - Scaramouche

Profile is from this post by @cinnamonest.

Dark and mature content under the cut, 18+ only.

Obviously this is yandere, so dark themes below including discussions of murder, non-con, torture tactics and writing in the view of Scaramouche (so…it’s kinda mean in some places and deluded in others). Also, want me to do one for another Genshin character? Feel free to send me an request here. 

Also like. Mild, mild spoilers for the last Inazuma Archon Quest and the Labyrinth Warriors quests - I know they’ve been out for a while/finished, but ya know. In case ya needed a warning.

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Hello, congrats on your new blog dear! Can I request a match-up please~?

I'm a semi-outgoing, leader type. I am usually calm, loyal, understanding, and kind, but I get very easily pissed for certain occassion, like if someone hurts my loved ones or those I want to protect [especially children]. Also, I get flustered easily by any romantic advance, but I will try to laugh it off or play cool. I am obsessed with birds of any kind, I love teas, flowers, exploration, drawing, singing, perfumes, makeup, good smells, tattoos [I have several myself], and horror movies. I love the color turquoise, but all colors are good to me! I really enjoy nearly all music, folk especially.

I want to have lots of excitement and learn/do all kinds of things in my life, so I'll spontaneously do something or go somewhere, but I enjoy peace and calm all the same. I'm convinced I can get along with nearly anyone because of how adaptable I am.

I like to dress in flowy 'bohemian' type clothing most of all, wear jewelry that matches, and I'll attach feathers and beads into my hair for decoration, too.

Thank you so much! And good luck~.

listen i skimmed this and was like, childe.

and then i read it, and i was like, childe.

The two of you would have just about the healthiest relationship ever- i think (you're gonna have to drag him away from fights and scold him every time he overuses his Foul Legacy form)!

oh my gosh he'd buy you everything you ever even cast a longing gaze at. and if you're good with his siblings?? bro you've got him wrapped around your finger.

he thinks the way you get flustered when he flirts with you/teases you is so effing cute.

overall incredibly supportive.

and the spontaneity is also a good match! the two of you could be going out for a movie, then change your minds at the last moment and end up walking through Qingce Village until the moon rises.

also will get baby fever every single time he comes across a baby/toddler so beware.

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shouldn’t have to say this but to remind everyone venti isn’t a minor. physically and mentally 2600+ years old. go back to his story quest or check some voice lines/story things and you could probs spot it there somewhere.

he only took the form of a friend who is unconfirmed to have been a minor

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“Your worries will soon be far behind you.. if you promise to become my devoted follower.”  

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OC/canon and selfships are good y’all are just scared of having fun

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oh God I have TERRIBLE venti brain rot though. I want to imagine--and by that I mean I believe w all my heart--that he's the KING of dirty talk and he knows it. he loves whispering these sweet, sinful little nothings in your ear in some dark corner of the angel's share. at five bottles of wine and counting he's just tipsy enough for that pleasant, tingling warmth under his skin, and there's no better complement to the high he's on than watching you rub your cute thighs together for some relief; maybe he'd snake an arm underneath the table and you could get each other off a little bit while nobody is looking I'M SO DOWN BAD I'M SORRY IF THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF THING UR INTO I JUST WANTED TO DUMP DSJKSNS

NO WAIT I LOVE THIS. i love the idea of him being just a total tease and whispering sweet, teasing little things in your ear that fluster you beyond belief... his style of dirty talk isn't exactly degrading, cruel, or anything like that if that makes sense, but he's just always so teasing that it's impossible to not get flustered.

he thinks you're beyond adorable when you're tipsy, even moreso when you try to insist that you can keep up with him while the two of you are drinking— as if you could get anywhere close to his level. he loves it when you wrap your arms around one of his and push your chest against him, murmuring tipsy sweet-nothings into his ear as he laughs in response and moves one of his hands to rub one of your thighs. you're lucky that the two of you are tucked back in a dark corner together like this— nobody can see the way venti's drawing his hand up your thigh and closer and closer to your tiny little shorts.

he thinks you're cute when you bashfully and shyly protest as he begins rubbing one of his hands over the front of your shorts, working you through the fabric as he grins against your ear. "aww, we can play a little, can't we?" venti's sure to breathe against your cheek, scooting his chair closer to you so you're shoulder-to-shoulder with him.

maybe just a little...

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PICNIC . .★!%

# not a request , self indulgent + i'm thinking of doing a niki version but i'm not sure (༚__° ) ?!

going on a picnic date w / ritsu sakuma ( gn! reader ).

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ritsu scrunched his face in disgust the momment you mentioned the idea of going on a picnic date. the mere thought of going outside in the boiling sun and laying on the warm grass displeased him , though once you suggested going on a cooler day he started to reconsider.

he invites you over the night before the picnic so you guys can prepare for the date together ! he sets up all the baking utensils and takes out all the ingredients while you're on your way over so you guys can start baking right away ! ( he even kicks rei out for the night so you two will have the whole place to yourselfs , or no ' inconveniences ' as ritsu likes to call it ). while ritsu is in charge of baking the desserts , you prepare the sandwhiches and drinks ; also packing pillows and blankets for ritsu to nap on.

on the day of the picnic you may have to carry ritsu to the park , or maybe even drag him a little if you're not that strong ( don't worry it happens to the best of us (_ _ ") ☆ ). you set up your picnic blanket under a large tree that provided shade to protect ritsu from the sun. it was already pretty cloudy but ritsu would rather be safe then sorry.

ritsu will definitely spoon feed you ! he can't help it ! your reactions are just so cute ! he purposely misses your mouth a little so he has an excuse to lick the cream on the corner of your lips. make sure you spoon feed him too ! he'll be really happy.

" here you go~ open wide , aah~ " , ritsu held a spoonful of cake agaist your lips. you hesitantly obeyed and slowly opened your mouth , allowing ritsu to feed you a bite of the intimidating dessert. " is it good , y/n chan~ ? ", you nodded , still chewing the cake. raising his arms , ritsu cupped your cheeks and leaned in. he quickly sticked out his tougue and licked the cream off the corner of your lips.

you almost choked (✿◠‿◠).

ritsu usually eats in the evenings or late at night so he'll only have a few bites of cake before getting drowsy. instead of using the pillows and blankets you packed , he settles for your thighs. there's still a lot of food left so don't mind ritsu taking a little nap while you help youself !

i hope you can multi task because ritsu will force you to pat his head while he drifts off to sleep. though i'm sure you wouldn't mind because watching ritsu's face as he naps while munching on a sandwich is so oddly comforting and peaceful that you can't get mad at him for being so clingy.

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Funimation and voice over production company Kocha Sound announced the upcoming release of Akudama Drive on Blu-Ray & DVD on November 30th. Both limited and regular edition are already available for pre-order via Funimation. Limited edition will include a 60-page Art Book, 8 Art cards and acrylic standees of Shark and Bunny.