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HERE SHE GOES AGAIN

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My Tortured Poets Department Theoryyy

I haven't seen that much analysis of the letter she posted to preface the album... I think it's supposed to be significant. It reads like a riddle/spell/forewarning... I'm gonna deep-dive analyze it here, but basically I think the letter spells out what each side of the album is going to be about... now that she released the tracklist (thanks to the krayziefemale tiktok leak... which also deserves investigating), we know there are 4 sides. Based on the letter, my theory is that each side is going to tell present different parts of the whole story:

Side A - My Tarnished Coat of Arms

Fortnight ft. Post Malone

The Tortured Poets Department

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

Down Bad

Side B - My muses, talismans, and charms

So Long, London

But Daddy I Love Him

Fresh Out the Slammer

Florida!!! ft Florence and the Machine

Side C - The tick, tick, tick of love bombs

Guilty as Sin?

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

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Side D - My veins of pitch black ink

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

The Alchemy

Clara Bow

Bonus Track - The Manuscript

I want to say too while this might be pure clownery in terms of the categorization, I think that there could be some truth to the letter signifying the major themes of this album's songs. I also saw a twitter thread on how this can be interpreted as a meta-commentary on her role as a celebrity and her songwriting, which makes a lot of sense! Writing songs about personal pain and love and etc. is a lot like entering pieces into evidence (into the court of public opinion), and she might be playing into how we all analyze everything to death that she releases!

Ok deep dive on the letter so you can see how I came to my conclusion lets go.....

"And so I enter into evidence..."

Evidence is entered so that a jury/judge can make their decision, or in this case the court of public opinion

She believes that the following pieces of evidence, or songs, are vital to the album's narrative

Implies that there is "another side" opposing her argument

"My tarnished coat of arms..."

A coat of arms is a “heraldic bearing” or shield, used to “establish identity in battle”, could represent a person/country/etc.

Tarnished means “lose or cause to lose luster” or “make or become less valuable or respected”

Worn, dirtied, from war? Implies she defended herself or fought for something… and the worn coat of arms is the proof that she did 

“Tarnished” here can also be interpreted metaphorically-- allegiances and loves that she once fought for/with, that have faded since

She has often defended her principles, experiences, truth in her music as if "in battle"

NOTE - This isn't her first time using war/battle imagery in recent years...

“So yeah it’s a war, it’s the goddamn fight of my life and you started it” from Ivy

 “Fighting in only your army” from YLM, “Tore your banners down, took the battle underground” from The Great War

"I tried to pick my battles til the battle picked me" and "When I dropped my sword" from Long Story Short

"When did all our lessons start to look like weapons pointed at my deepest hurt?" from happiness

"My muses, acquired like bruises..."

Muse - "a person or personified force who is the source of inspiration for a creative artist"

She is submitting her "muses", creative inspirations... plural... as evidence-- why and who? Probably her loves and friends lost

She is clarifying that these muses were "acquired like bruises", which I interpreted as to say that no love of hers has come and gone without leaving their indelible and painful mark on her

NOTE - This isn't the first time using bruising as imagery in recent years...

"My knuckles were bruised like violets" from The Great War

"The mark you saw on my collarbone..." from Maroon

"Past the blood and bruise..." from happiness

"My talismans and charms..."

Talisman is a "an object, typically an inscribed ring or stone, that is thought to have magic powers and to bring good luck"

Her muses are her talismans and charms... the work they have inspired have become her lucky charms for her future and life's work

"The tick, tick, tick of love bombs..."

Love bombing is a manipulation tactic, "an attempt to influence a person by demonstrations of attention and affection

The repetition of "tick" evokes the sound bombs make before they are set off-- perhaps the signs of manipulation to come

I like to interpret this line more in the way that she in love-bombed by the public-- adored one day, and then loathed the next (think 2016 and reputation), this might all be part of the narrative that she is wanting to tell in TTPD

NOTE - Her use of bomb imagery and descriptions of manipulation in recent years...

"Uh huh, the bombs were closer..." in The Great War

"I greet you with a battle hero's welcome" in tolerate it, a song that can be interpreted about being manipulated to think because your partner is older/wiser they matter more and "know best", you rely on their approval for emotional validation

"My veins of pitch black ink"

Ink in veins is a phrase that is used to refer to a writer's "predisposition, interest in, and passion for the written word"

In this album she is presenting her passion for writing

Let me know any thoughts or corrections you might have!

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I could be so wrong (I usually am about these things) butI feel like this letter is trying to tell us something more... she's entering her tarnished coat of arms, muses/talismans/charms, the ticking of love bombs, and her veins of pitch black ink into evidence-- like in song... I think that this is how the 4 Sides are going to be divided up-- into different exhibits of evidence

All’s fair in love and poetry… New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

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📷: Beth Garrabrant

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IS SHE INSANE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT??

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I remember being able to like "rank" Taylor's albums back when she had *only* 7 and then folklore and evermore came out and I was like hahahah ranking will be impossible forever now because the two are basically overarching every other album forever for me but then you can't have like these albums looming over the others exempt for the ranking and yea basically they're all good and like Fran Leibowitz said favorites are for children but im pretty childlike and fine SPEAK NOW for posterity purposes but like folklore 4ever

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My dad got me every version of her Time person of the year cover... doing the Lord's work

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Dude Taylor Swift has got to be up there for like coolest people in a general category I'd say top 20 at least

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Taylor Alison Swift ily imy

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i know “slut!” took everyone off guard because we thought it was going to be blank space on steroids, but there’s something beautiful and quietly brave about naming a song after the word she was branded as by the public and then have it be a tender and fragile little song about falling in love instead

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Was it over then and is it over now

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You dream of my mouth before before it called a lying traitor, you search in every maiden’s bed for something greater

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Is it over now the intro is so cool woah

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Waves crash on the shore I dash to the door you don’t knock anymore and my whole life’s ruined

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I ended up back at our class reunion, walkin in with you

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We were born to be suburban legends, when you hold me it holds me together

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You were so magnetic it was almost obnoxious

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ALL WAS WUICKLY FORGIVEN