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[This can only go well. Might draw this one, maybe. Feel free to tell me yes or no.] - Scamp, the mod

Magic anon

Since Kris is asleep with the Tenna Cosplay on.......

Poof!

Kris is now Tenna for an indefinite amount of asks.

Have fun!

[ There is a Tenna in Kris' spot now. ]

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[I love this Tenna blog too much to not repost all their posts I'm sorryyyy] - Scamp, the mod

are you sure you're not glooby? We're all a little glooby sometimes!!

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this isn’t his first time asking the salesman for a fix

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More out of context scribblies I did in response to some questions on Twitter 🙌 ZING!

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[ SAY IT WITH HIM, FOLKS! ]

A little smthn I made based off of @/a-sadclown ‘s post!

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bomb pipe

🎲 OH FOR-

[I HAD TO DRAW IT, THE DEMONS IN ME WANTED TO] - Scamp, the mod

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Thank god we ain't been pipebombed yet.

🎲 NO, DON'T SAY THAT!! YOU'LL GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!

pipe bomb

AHHHHHHHH

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Someone's gonna touch 'em no doubt.

🎲 Yeah those stupid Pippins, no doubt.

Or Pluey.

🎲 ...Yeah, they would, huh?

Price? Pfff, please, price tags are for people who don't know what from is. And I know is like the backs of my hands and you twos the backs of your backsides. I ain't here for a profit I'm here to make a movement. But uh, please note that under no circumstances should you ever try and hit yourselves with any, either or all of these fine creations. Especially the drop pods, trust me, you won't see up for down and can't tell from dick, y'hear?

☀️* Of course.. we will come back for those items later

🌧* Indeed! Simply leave them by the door of our room..

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I finally finished the first chapter of my polymike fic after billions of years.

Just chapter one's out rn— but the next chapter should be up at some point soon. Each chapter is from a different fake mike's perspective— ch. 1 is Jongler's POV, ch. 2 will be Battat's POV and Ch. 3 will be Pluey's POV. Anyhoo go read it if you want.

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ice cube be upon ye, beat the heat

🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊 berdly core..... ok bye

[thanks girlypop 👍] - Scamp, the mod

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AH GOSH It's a question of spelling then. Rain is written Pluie and Battat isn't an actual word while battant is but the missing letter did make it fly over my head. I fear I can't go that far when it comes to analysing names and words lmao sincerest apologies, can't tell if those silly as names where intentional though but man am I sorry for my frenchsplaining

[It's fine, we all learned something today, especially me! Thank you, both Anons, for the french lesson!] - Scamp, the mod

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https://www.tumblr.com/therealmiketrustme/787434153618587649/as-a-fench-person-whoever-the-fuck-told-yall-that

pluey = pluei (rain) (because the mini game) and if I remember right battat is like battant I think? which is fighter or smth?

I don’t remember lalala but ik the plueyone is right

[I'll just show this off rq so you two Anons can talk it out] - Scamp, the mod

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[Sorry askers, temporary break from being in character, heatwaves hittin' me hard. You can still ask me some things but don't overfill the inbox ^U^ Oh, and @ask-omega-mike is still open too since his blog's going very slow] - Scamp, the mod

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As a fench person whoever the FUCK told y'all that your names were FRENCH was LYING, Jongler is the only french one I am NOT being GASLIT by my own LANGUAGE

[Made sense with Battat and Pluey not being french but.. JONGLER IS A FRENCH TERM??? HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE THAT'S SO SILLYYYY] - Scamp, the mod

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how come pippins turn into real dice in pictures in the sandy board… if we take a picture of tsun tsun battat will he just look like a regular ass dice in the picture…..

Yeah, Tat's just a dice coloured green. Nothin' much in differences in da Light World.

[I'm a "Battat is a custom made dice for Asriel" fan if you couldn't tell] - Scamp, the mod

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Speaking of coffee, how does Battat like his ? I'm pinning him as a dark coffee kind of guy (also directing the question to Jongler, I'm not leaving my boy out)

🎲 Mine? Made by Jongler.

Us Zappers make da best coffee. Dey have a lil kick in 'em. I'd recommend dem if you don't think you'd fry from de electrical charge. Though I just like my coffee cold and sweet.

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Battat lowkey giving stress ball, i wanna hold him and squish him

🎲 ...Why would you- I'm not even squishy?? I'm a PIPPINS, and Pippins aren't squishy. Get a stress toy why don'tcha?