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Happy birthday, Sherlock. xx - JM

You return from the dead just to wish me a happy birthday? How thoughtful of you.

The real Moriarty died 13 years ago. Very funny, whoever you are. It's obviously fake.

-SH

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Dear Sherlock.

Happy Birthday.

-HL

Thank you, HL. Not that many first names with H. Maybe Harry? Hamish? Humphrey? Hanna?

-SH

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Happy birthday Sherlock

-Hunt (yes, the last name in my pseudonym, my pseudonym has the same initials as yours)

Thank you. Is that a challenge to deduce your pseudonym?

-SH

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Happy Birthday Master Detective.

-Master Mentalist

Have I been promoted from Consulting Detective to Master Detective? Thank you, Master Mentalist. However, I prefer deduction over mentalism.

-SH

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it’s your birthday right? happy birthday!!!

Yes, it is. Thank you.

-SH

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERLOCK. I know it was yesterday for you, it I don’t live in London, so it’s today for me. Sorry about that

You're not too late. It's still the 6th of January in London. You're perfectly in time. Thank you.

-SH

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Happy birthday mr Holmes! I have a gift for you 🎁

Thank you. That's very kind of you. What's in the box?

-SH

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Hey Sherlock. Don't worry. I won't be boring about this. Speaking of boring, hey, what do you do when you're bored (excluding experimenting on human eyeballs and the coagulation of saliva after death)

When I'm bored I play my violin. Compose music. Perform experiments. Solve cold cases or research unsolved mysteries. Watch some telly with John. And annoy John.

-SH

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In small amounts it's not toxic. It's the bitterest substance known to man. It could make you nauseous. I wouldn't consider that as poisoning you. You've had worse. What about the real vanilla I offered? Did that catch your interest?

-SH

Hi Mr Sherlock, I heard you like ginger nuts. Any other flavours you like when it comes to desserts?

Indeed, I enjoy a good ginger nut. I love ginger in sweets. Other flavours I enjoy are chocolate, caramel, vanilla and strawberry. Why are you asking? Are you planning to provide me with pudding?

-SH

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Was she killed in her car or outside? Could you describe the crime scene more, I can't work with that little information. I need more data. -SH

Hello, Sherlock! I’m a journalist looking for answers! I was wondering if you and John have any favorite cases? What do you two like to do on your free time? You have any new cases going? I heard you enjoyed the color pink, do you have a favorite shade?

I've had bad experiences with journalists. But you seem nice, so I will answer your questions.

My favourite case is the great game. I loved the different puzzles, the time constraint making it more exciting. My brain was running at optimal capacity. Of course the death of the old lady was very tragic. But I did solve the puzzle in time. It wasn't my fault.

In my free time I play the violin or perform science experiments. I can't answer for John. You'll have to ask him personally at @johnhwatsonblogs.

No case going at the moment. If anyone has a case, do not hesitate to contact me. I won't yell at you. At least if you're not being extremely dumb.

My favourite shade of pink is pantone pink peacock (#c62368).

-SH

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what are your favorite cigarettes asking for a friend

Windsor blue. I would advise your friend to not smoke. Very addictive and hard to quit. -SH

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Nothing to say but to have a wonderful holiday to you and John

Thank you. We had a very nice time. -SH

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I wouldn't call it the worst flavour. Denatonium benzoate is the worst flavour. Maybe I should give you a taste of it. I can easily mix the chemical. Maybe you're disliking vanilla because you only know the synthetic stuff. Real vanilla tastes different. Synthetic vanilla is made from wood or from chemicals left over from petroleum production. That doesn't sound yummy. I can show you real vanilla. Or maybe you're just not a vanilla guy. -SH

Hi Mr Sherlock, I heard you like ginger nuts. Any other flavours you like when it comes to desserts?

Indeed, I enjoy a good ginger nut. I love ginger in sweets. Other flavours I enjoy are chocolate, caramel, vanilla and strawberry. Why are you asking? Are you planning to provide me with pudding?

-SH

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There's the expression that doctors make the worst patients. Now I know why. An A+? I didn't expect that. I assumed my bedside manner leaves much to be desired.

-SH

Are you happy John’s back? Did you take care of him when he was sick?

Of course. I'm always overjoyed to see my Watson. Usually he's my doctor, but occasionally I do have to care for him. Was my care good enough for your medical standard, @johnhwatsonblogs? -SH

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where were you November 23rd, 2021, at 11:18 PM.

At 221-B Bakerstreet. Why are you asking? Am I a suspect?

-SH

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For clarification: Did she enter the garage and then disappeared? Or did she disappear somewhere outside the garage and then turn up dead in the car? This case sounds complex. I will need more information. Can I look at the crime scene?

-SH

Hello, Sherlock! I’m a journalist looking for answers! I was wondering if you and John have any favorite cases? What do you two like to do on your free time? You have any new cases going? I heard you enjoyed the color pink, do you have a favorite shade?

I've had bad experiences with journalists. But you seem nice, so I will answer your questions.

My favourite case is the great game. I loved the different puzzles, the time constraint making it more exciting. My brain was running at optimal capacity. Of course the death of the old lady was very tragic. But I did solve the puzzle in time. It wasn't my fault.

In my free time I play the violin or perform science experiments. I can't answer for John. You'll have to ask him personally at @johnhwatsonblogs.

No case going at the moment. If anyone has a case, do not hesitate to contact me. I won't yell at you. At least if you're not being extremely dumb.

My favourite shade of pink is pantone pink peacock (#c62368).

-SH

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Sounds intriguing. I'm ready.

-SH

Hello, Sherlock! I’m a journalist looking for answers! I was wondering if you and John have any favorite cases? What do you two like to do on your free time? You have any new cases going? I heard you enjoyed the color pink, do you have a favorite shade?

I've had bad experiences with journalists. But you seem nice, so I will answer your questions.

My favourite case is the great game. I loved the different puzzles, the time constraint making it more exciting. My brain was running at optimal capacity. Of course the death of the old lady was very tragic. But I did solve the puzzle in time. It wasn't my fault.

In my free time I play the violin or perform science experiments. I can't answer for John. You'll have to ask him personally at @johnhwatsonblogs.

No case going at the moment. If anyone has a case, do not hesitate to contact me. I won't yell at you. At least if you're not being extremely dumb.

My favourite shade of pink is pantone pink peacock (#c62368).

-SH