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“Is that too much to expect? That I would name the stars for you? That I would take you there? The splash of my tongue melting you like a sugar cube?” ― Richard Siken, Crush

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"Don't read the same book twice, and expect a different ending."

Fuck off that's what fanfiction is for tf.

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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OKAY so Harvey’s song is Too Sweet by Hozier, and Haley’s is Good Luck, Babe! by Chappell Roan. What do we think about Alex’s song (at least for Alex x male!farmer) being Car Lights by James Marriott 👀👀

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from ally beardsley's article with the washington post

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Jesper said "we need a demo man" Kaz heard "I need a man" so he got him one

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being in a great mood while writing angst, so painful, it would make an inanimate statue cry>>

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incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

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john mulaney was the only thing keeping boobers in april mentally stable.

let me elaborate on this:

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people SHOULD talk about this scene more !!

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Something to be said about Joel’s specific wordage, after Jimmy dies. He says “I was gonna sacrifice myself for him, so he wouldn’t be the first out.”

After Jimmy dies, Joel kinda snaps. He goes off it, trying desperately to get kills, to avenge Jimmy. And even Grian points out “Joel reaches a point where he just loses his mind, completely, and he— he was way past that a while ago. Jimmy’s death has kind of had an adverse effect on him.”

And I just— I look at the way Joel says he was gonna sacrifice himself so that Jimmy wouldn’t be out first. Not that he was just gonna give Jimmy time. It was so that Jimmy wouldn’t be out first. As if he was gonna just… let Jimmy take all his time, maybe? I don’t know. But…

To me, it seems like Joel never planned to see Jimmy die at all. He planned to be dead before then. And so, seeing Jimmy die… it broke him. And I just. I can’t be normal about that.

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"if only you knew" - some cute and shy crush scenarios

prompt list by @novelbear

awkwardly laughing to try not to malfunction when they're given a compliment

smiling real hard when texting them

^ then realizing what they're doing and smiling even more because they just love this feeling

knowing the little things about them

praying that they don't notice their heart racing as they give them a hug

when they get a little too close and it's over

gazing at them from afar because they're just so...

"i think about you a lot." "aw, really?" [panicking] "no." "oh."

when they compliment something that they've been insecure about and it just breaks them

"you get flustered really easily...cute." "haha...thanks...i think. was that a compliment? why are you laughing."

being asked to take photos of them and of course they accept, but they can't seem to focus properly

unconsciously showing displays of affection (ex. playing with their hair, rubbing their hand with their thumb) because it comes natural when with them

^ but when they get called out for it, they scramble to find an excuse (and maybe give an unnecessary apology)

"would you like to hang out?" "of course! i mean, yeah, it would be nice..."

"you've been kinda obvious." "....what."

realizing that their crush likes them back and it's been clear as day.

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forced proximity prompts > < :

( im not very satisfied w this but yeah, feel free to use and tag me when u do so <3)

pulling them into a tight space to not get seen, and they smirk so wide

^ "if i didn't know you, I'd say you're trying to seduce me :))"

when they are shielding you from someone and they lean a bit too close

+ going crazy when you smell their cologne. (+ if they notice it and try to tug you closer??????)

"you're so red, love." "oh, then why is your heart beating fast, [name]?" >\\<

"hey, you're shivering.." followed by their hand gently tugging your body closer to theirs while they rest their chin on top of your head.

locked up in a room together

teaching you how to do something

being extremely gentle when you're close to them

there's no bed but you lay your head on their chest while their arm is wrapped around you? on the floor? with your shirts slightly raised that their skin grazes???

taking care of them when they're sick

baby sitting together

saying "i feel like I'm not babysitting the actual baby, but I'm baby sitting you" followed by a giggle by them

"obviously i don't LIKE spending my time with you, but now I'm forced to?? VERY GOOD." "you like spending time with me only in your fake scenarios, don't you, love?"

fake dating, but having to kiss infront of the family!! "do you trust me?" "i do, [name]" followed by THE KISS

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