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[thesilliestsniper]

is sniping a good job? -Nerd

Snipings a great job Challenging work. Outa doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

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just had the absolute worst shit of my life.

anyways, what’s ur opinion on yaoi?

What is Yaoi?

Just to be clear I know what Yaoi is but sniper 100% doesn’t -Mod Robin

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PLEASE GIVE SPY A KISS ILL GIVE YOU SO MANY #1 SNIPER MUGS PLEASE

That Frenchie bastard doesn’t deserve ta have anyone kiss him let alone me.

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Hello sniper.

Do you want a kangaroo?

Well.

Not a kangaroo... But a baby kangaroo.

Depends, do I have to deal with that joeys mom cause if so I think I’ll pass

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~~1 MILLION FOR THE DEATH OF A MIMIC~~ name: Jeremy

age: 26

last seen: new Zealand

breed of mimic: [REDACTED]

hunt and kidnapped family if can't kill him. . . . 1 MILLION CAN BE YOURS!!

I’d love to take this contract mate but how exactly do you expect me to get to New Zealand?

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Want a ghost and grass owl-

Although basically cool and cautious, when it’s caught by surprise, it’s seized by panic.

It fires arrow quills from its wings with such precision, they can pierce a pebble at distances over a hundred yards.

That thing looks bloody gorgeous and it’s a marksman a bird after me own heart

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Ahhh I see seems like an odd bunch but whatever makes ya happy mate

(I 100% read Soviet Union sorry for the confusion - mod Robin)

Hey did you know that there's a Scoviet Union?? Check in with the @conductor-on-grn , he'll let you know ;]

Yes I know about the Soviet union what are you on about mate do you think I’m bloody stupid?

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Hey did you know that there's a Scoviet Union?? Check in with the @conductor-on-grn , he'll let you know ;]

Yes I know about the Soviet union what are you on about mate do you think I’m bloody stupid?

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@thesilliestspy

Stop telling people I’m into you!!!!!!!

I never said I “wanted you” mate I took you out to the bar and YOU CAME ON TO ME SEVRAL TIMES IN FACT but I didn’t make a big deal of it because you were drunk.

BUT YOU CAN JUST GRAB SOMEONES ASS AT A BAR THEM PRETEND YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM you’re delusional mate. 

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I’m still pissed at you but we must put that aside and make fun of medic

hashtag medic tf2

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Oh my goodness yall I’m so glad you found my silly little posts enjoyable thanks to everyone who got us here- Mod Robin

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Sniper, what are your favourite foods and drinks?

*throws an axe at you and runs away while back flipping aggressively*

@back-flipping-anon

Well ma folks make the best meat pies when I was a youngin as for dri-

*he quickly ducks out of the way of the ax*

What the bloody hell mate, were did you even get that,

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!

I fucking hate you

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I’m not the one feelin me up after a pint or two, ya snake

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Non.

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Should have fooled me with the way you act sloshed

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Non.

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Wife??? 😱

I’m assuming this is a question for me not sniper but yes I’m in a relationship with the person who runs Thesilliestspy blog - Mod Robin

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🫵🏳️‍🌈👍

For the second bloody time I am in no way attracted to blokes ya wankas!!!