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You're seriously telling me I'm getting put on a registry, and I STILL HAVE TO DO FINALS?

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You know, you write one play, and its central theme turns into one about the effects of crippling loneliness, it's fine.

Two plays? I'm starting to think my psyche is trying to tell me something.

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I love my dog who, upon being sprayed by a skunk in the mouth, did not wallow, but rather, run happily through the house, gagging uncontrollably, and jump on horrified humans who begged her to go into the shower.

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*Se ríe* Estoy en peligro.

In my intermediate Spanish class, I am the only person who doesn't come from a Spanish speaking country or have an immediate Spanish speaking relative.

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In my intermediate Spanish class, I am the only person who doesn't come from a Spanish speaking country or have an immediate Spanish speaking relative.

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Would making a dress out of my used Repatha injector pens be fun and project runway-esque? Yes.

Would it be a biohazard? Also yes.

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Seeing someone you know in the therapy waiting room:

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Just willingly flossed for the first time in 6 months, and I have no dentist appointments coming up.

Cower before me mortals.

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Nightmare time idea: Professor Hidgens going crazy trying to figure out why people with h last names are dying in a much higher rate than other letters in Hatchetfield (the data is simply skewed from all of miss Holloway's identities dying.), prompting him to create horrific immortality experiments.

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I've been waiting for my therapist to answer a question over chat and I just had a dream that she finally replied with "update?"

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Me shoveling various space rocks in my mouth because I want to know what it tastes like. Employees shriek, yet I do not yield. Not even a taser works, for the rocks have made me unbelievably strong. My strength causes a mass extinction event.

"Worth it," I say as I, now immortal, drift into space.

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Remember, when you're in an art gallery, do not use your flash in pictures. It scares the art.

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It's so hard to text something funny before getting on an airplane. Like what if my last message to my loved ones is a picture of me as a foot?

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What about marriages of inconvenience?

big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. "marry" your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

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Apparently, my idea to make a makeshift soft serve funnel cake sandwich sounds delicious but would be an affront to God.

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My family wants to name our new cat Oppie, but we disagree whether that should be short for Opal or Oppenheimer.

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Pitch: Hunger games where Haymitch is played by Danny Devito.