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Everyone but Auron is having the worst week of their lives and being unhinged about it

I like how Tidus is this super cool famous star player of a sports team in his world but is actually the most uncool cringelord in the entire game.

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I'm gonna scream this is so fucking funny it's one of the most tone deaf harry potter posts I've seen in such an unfathomably long time. every single trans woman on the planet has been begging people to abandon their harry potter nostalgia and move on because jk rowling Very Much Does Own Harry Potter from every conceivable sense, legal, financial, social, or otherwise. so how about instead of that we make sure to start drawing transgender fanart of characters with proudly displayed symbols for in universe eugenical hate groups between their newly minted gender-affirming pectorals. probably the platonic ideal of pride month™️ fandom posting happening here

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It's still incredibly fucked up that my Credit Card company has any say over what I spend my money on.

I'm an adult, I earn my money like everyone else. Who the hell is MasterCard to say what I can and can't spend it on?

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@fox-trot

I definitely disagree with the notion that Jango would be "evil" for desiring and enacting revenge against the people who slaughtered his friends and family and ruined his life, thats ridiculous and a gross oversimplification of his character and motivations. I’d even go so far as to call it insulting.

In what universe does Jango contributing to the creation of a slave army purely for money paint him in a better light morally??? How is pure greed a better or more moral motivation than revenge? Why are you all so terrified of complex characters of color? Why are you so quick to declare them evil for having extremely reasonable and logical motives you dislike?

Jango is a true Mandalorian, agreeing to this army alone is a huge betrayal to the principles held by his people, but Jango is a man who has nothing left but his armor, and he nearly lost that, too. Him agreeing to this with the promise of the Jedi paying for their crimes by “his hands” is a FAR better motive than “idk they offered me a lot of money. Got a son out of it tho.”

He is allowed to be vengeful. He is allowed to want the Jedi to suffer for what they’ve done to him and his people. He is also allowed to be a father doing his best to pass on the legacy of his slaughtered people. And that does not make him evil.

karen traviss: jango had an army made of himself to revenge the mandalorians against the jedi. jon knoles: when i asked if i could give jango a revenge motive [in the bounty hunter video game], [george] wrote, “keep it about the money.”

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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the masculine feminine and frankly universal urge to become a massive fucking dragon

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Self cannibalism is not beneath a starving man in constant mind-rending pain

hey do you guys think maul ate his legs. like when he fell down that pit cut in half. do you think he sustained himself on his leg meat. like did he crawl over to where they landed and. im sorry ill shut up now

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if anyone feels bad that their fic might contain medical inaccuracies, be comforted to know that whatever creative liberties you take with your medical scenes can never be worse than the one I just read. where one character tries to stop the bleeding on their friend's head wound by putting a tourniquet around their neck

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engaging in a high risk behavior (lying back down after my alarm already went off)

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love how foo fighters from jojo is objectively the dead body of a young woman who had her body and mind parasitized by a collection of sentient plankton. but then she's like "yo this girl whose body i've stolen was into kidnapping children and she was already dead anyway so it's not like she was using it" and the result is a cute and cool weird girl so nobody cares

came back wrong but it's fine actually cause we like her. good for her

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Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.

Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/

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im laughing the option is literally just ‘boob’

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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David Lynch, Cannes Film Festival (2002)

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Three women with penises, plus the statue of Hermaphroditus The Louvre, Paris Fr http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphroditus