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Oh boy now Knuckles can find you. That anon didn't think stuff through when sending you the master emerald

What do you mean-? *A loud CLANG comes through the microphone, followed by bangs and thumps of Eggman being beaten up*

Hey! Who let you in here! Agh! Hey! Metal, will you get him off of me! Orbot! Initiate emergency broadcast protocol! Shut down the links! If this idiot is here he probably brought the fox! And the rest of their gang!

*Muffled fighting noises in the background*

I did not bring the fox!

You…you didn’t?

Give me back the Master Emerald!

Is that…all you’re here for? You know what? Take it! I’m very sorry! I didn’t even steal it, someone sent it to me!

*Eggman breathes a sigh of relief as Knuckles leaves*

Alright, pack it up, boys! We’re moving to location 3. Wait…was this broadcasting the whole time!? Orbot you useless-

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We love muffins. Here's ours Mr Shadow

Cream # 1

Those look lovely, Cream. Did you enjoy making them?

Were they tasty!?

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*Hands Sonic and Shadow both note pads and pencils* while you can't have private conversations when speaking out loud, I thought you deserved some way to have private conversations so therefore writing notes to each other was the solution I came up with

Thanks for these. We have been sharing a notepad and trying not to get caught leaving notes. We have to get rid of what we write in case the bots find it when they come in, though.

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can i send in flour that has salt and baking powder mixed in?

i think those two things added would ruin whatever shadow bakes?

please let me piss them off.... please....

Fresh muffin?

Yes please!

*Sonic shoves the whole muffin in his mouth and chews happily. Gradually his expression sours and it takes some effort to swallow his mouthful*

Well?

Uh, I really appreciate the effort you went to for these. And they’re huge but they look great! But, uh, did you mix up the salt and the sugar?

No, I had everything in separate bowls.

Oh. Well these are very salty. Sorry.

Nonsense!

You try one, then.

I will. *Shadow breaks off a small piece and pops it in his mouth with a smug face. Eventually he pulls a disgusted face and swallows*

You’re right. Perhaps I did mix them up. A shame. And what a waste of ingredients.

Maybe we can find a use for ‘em?

I appreciate the thought, but no. I suppose that means you win our little bake off, girls.

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We Challenge you to a Bake Off!

The Entire Cream Army

We accept.

We do? I’m not very good at baking!

Luckily for you I am. Shall we all make blueberry muffins? We have the supplies. They are a classic.

And also my favourite!

And also your favourite, yes.

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Why would I need this!? I’m not putting anyone else in there! They would ruin the chemistry-uh…setup!

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to the anon that put an irradiated pipe bomb in someone's bed for being mean: HEY THAT'S MY TECHNIQUE HOW DARE YOU STEAL IT >:( watch your fkn back (/j /ic /lh)

To the hedgies: what's your opinion on putting pineapple on pizza

-🍿

Pineapple doesn’t go on pizza!

I don’t care either way.

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Well as long as we're sending pipe bombs to people....

(sends irrigated pipe bomb to Eggman) How dare you lock up Sonic and Shadow!!! >:(

(sends Master Emerald to Eggman) *Thank you* for all your efforts in hooking them up

This is a strange mix of items…but thank you for the Master Emerald! This will go a long way in helping with my plans! I’d better put it somewhere safe… Orbot! Dispose of this pipe bomb!

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*gives Sonic and Shadow a private online connection that can't be traced* now you can't really do anything besides lurk as while your online connection can't be traced, any posts can be traced if someone is intelligent enough. So for your own good, don't post anything, if you do and Eggman finds out, you're screwed

Eggman finds out by reading the mail. Some of you never learn!

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Doctor, most of the time you are just going to hear regular bathroom sounds, and I am pretty sure your microphones are advance enough to hear sound coming from the bathroom. So please, remove the audio of the bathroom.

It doesn’t activate for normal bathroom sounds! Only spoken audio. My filters are very sophisticated and those hedgehogs are not getting away with having private conversations in there!

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Apart from the cameras it would be a pity if you had...done something for the first time and only one of you remembered. Also as he has forgotten you could tell him about your au versions if you want...

Yeeaah that would have sucked. Also glad that it didn’t happen live on the internet.

What does ‘au versions’ mean?

Oh! There’s another version of us in a different universe and they’re married! Twice!

Married? To each other?

Yeah! You seemed pretty happy about it last night, actually.

Ah. Well I suppose that explains my dream…

…Shadow did you dream about marrying me?

I’m going for a shower. Thank you for breakfast.

*Sonic watches Shadow leave, grinning. His grin softens to something much fonder as the bedroom door closes*

Yeah I’m pretty sure I love him.

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So Eggman it seems like the cream army is growing. What if they find you?

I’m not worried about that! I move around a lot! No creamy army is going to stop my show!

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I still can't believe that actually happened (in reference to drunk Shadow)

Yeah, it was pretty wild! That champagne worked for both of us.

I am disappointed I don’t remember anything.

Yeah, it’s…well it’s a pretty good memory.

*Sonic winks. Shadow groans and covers his face.*

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I found the champagne at the Chao black market, I can give you my supplier if you want!

It’s…very strong stuff. I can see having another bottle in the future. Not in here, though. Not after last night.

What happened last night?

You don’t remember?

I don’t.

Oh man, Shads. You were all handsy and rubbing yourself all over me.

Rubbing…myself?

Yeah! You kept saying you wanted me to smell like you. And, uh…we made out a bit. You told me you think I’m hot. *Sonic flushes*

Oh. Well I do.

Yeah. You…said other things, too.

What ‘other things’?

Uh. I’m…I’ll whisper it. *Sonic whispers what Shadow had whispered to him last night. Shadow goes red*

I said that?

Mmhmm.

Well. I wasn’t lying. *Shadow smirks, but it’s lessened by his hangover and his blush. Sonic snorts and smacks his arm lightly*

No, yeah. I believe you. You were…sort of all over me.

I was?

I mean…I wasn’t much better. But yeah. I also had to stop you taking your gloves off so you could touch me.

*Shadow coughs* Touch you?

Not like that! Well, actually I don’t know what you had in mind. But you were playing with my chest fluff so I assume it was that.

Oh. I apologise if that made you uncomfortable.

No! It didn’t! I just didn’t want you to do that in front of the cameras. So much of our relationship is already online. I don’t want to share that, too.

I understand.

One day. Ok?

Alright.

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drunk shadow AND drunk sonic? oh man this show is amazing 10/10

Yes, it was clearly all a part of my plan!

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Hey, Sonic, once this is over, you may want to keep an eye on Shadow. He doesn't know what's gonna happen with a hangover or anything...

*Sonic wakes up before Shadow and manages to extract himself from beneath Shadow without waking him*

Thanks for the supplies. I’m gonna make some coffee. Ugh. What was in that champagne?

*By the time Sonic has had a shower and made coffee and pancakes, Shadow is stirring on the sofa. Sonic sets everything down on the coffee table and sits next to Shadow’s head, gently stroking his quills, which are in wild disarray*

Morning, sleepyhead.

Your voice. Is too much.

Heh. Yeah, I bet. Have some Advil. And here’s some water, coffee, and pancakes.

I feel horrible.

I promise you’ll feel better with some coffee and Advil in you.

*Shadow struggles into a sitting position and accepts the tablets and coffee. Sonic digs in to his pancakes and watches him out of the corner of his eye*

Stop staring at me.

Sorry. I’ve never seen you sick before.

I’m not sick.

No, you’re hungover.

You don’t seem to be doing much better.

Showering helps.

Noted.

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Quick Sonic, while Shadow's out. What is one thing you want to tell Shadow but aren't really sure if you can?

Hmm. I dunno. *Sonic looks down at where Shadow is sleeping on top of him, combing a hand through his quills*

I’ve told him he’s hot…because he is. He knows I think the world of him. He pretty much knows all about my past.

*Sonic strokes a finger over one of Shadow’s ears, smiling at how it flicks*

I guess I could tell him how much I like him. How much I enjoy being with him. We’ve been stuck in here for 3 weeks and I still get excited to see him when we’ve been apart for a bit. I dream about him. I want to be with him all the…oh.

I think I love him.

(That’s the last of the drunk asks)