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More of a devil than a god

Title: More of a devil than a god

Fandom: Okegom

Pairing: Fumus x Angel! Reader

Word Count: 995

Trigger Warning(s): Swearing, blood, mentions of abuse, dead body ,but not detailed

~~~

Shit, shit, shit.

You've messed up real bad and your insides are churning, your heart is beating and you wanted to puke.

Well, how did you get in this bloody mess? It all started with a bet you've done with your god, Fumus.

~Flashback~

You're sick and tired of seeing all Fumus' angels beaten, bloodied and bruised. You're the part-time nurse of Fumus' castle. Your main job is to hand out paperwork for Fumus, but sometimes you're the secret nurse for the beaten angels, you're quite uneasy seeing them almost dead, specifically Taffy, he's the reason why you started being a secret nurse, then more and more angels came to your aid and indeed you accepted it.

Seeing Taffy almost dead sorta hurts you and you sorta have some favoritism to the head angel, sure Fumus did beat you, but that was only one time, since you didn't completely hand out all the paperworks and so you got punished. Fumus is much more of a devil than a god in your perspective. Did Fumus know?

Then you had enough of Fumus punishing his angels. You're gonna make a bet with him.

You came straight to his office with some paperwork.

"Here are the paperwork, Lord Fumus." You handed out the paperwork to the god and you deeply yet politely bow

"Thank you, (Y/n). You may leave." Fumus sternly said

"Wait, I have something to tell you." You said; hoping to not anger the god

"What would it be?" Fumus raised an eyebrow

You're honestly surprised that he's not mad.

"Okay, I have a bet for you." You said in a serious tone

"Oh? What would that bet be?" Fumus uncharacteristically smirked

"This bet would be a form of hide and seek." You intentionally coughed

"What?! I'm not going to play a child's game!" Fumus grumbled

"Oh, but this bet would be a good one." You assured your god

Fumus just blankly stared at you.

"If you found me, obviously you win and you get for me to stop your brother entering your world, and if I win, you should never punish your angels, ever again. Deal?" You held out your hand; hoping for him not to slap it

"It would be a deal if my prize would be, that I could keep you forever. Oh and you don't know who you're messing with." Fumus darkly said the last part

"Fine..." You said, but you regret it. You know who you're messing, you know he'll win, you know this is just suicide

Fumus nodded as he shook your hand "It's a deal."

~End of the Flashback~

You really regret it. You don't know what room you should hide in and you bet Fumus is already done counting.

You quickly yet quietly went down the stairs and you happened to uncover a basement which is just laying around in the castle.

"Perfect..." You muttered while you went in the basement

You gazed around the basement and you see blood dripping everywhere, well you have to suck it up. You saw a convenient closet just at the end of the basement, you then quickly went in the closet, you also regret it since you saw a mangled body and blood in the closet.

"Oh dear..." You closed your mouth to stop gagging and to control your breathing

~~~

Fumus' Pov

"98... 99... 100. Ready or not here I come." I blankly said as I stopped covering my eyes

I exited my office and my first instinct is to find (Y/n) in their room.

I've checked under their bed, in their closet and in their personal bathroom, but I couldn't find them. They're good to easily anger me.

I went in the kitchen and yet I couldn't find them. I impatiently tapped my foot.

I went out of the kitchen and I saw Taffy by the hallway.

"Taffy!" I sternly shouted to call the pathetic excuse for a head angel's attention

The pathetic angel widened his eyes as he looked at me.

"Y-yes s-sir?" Taffy stuttered

"Did you see (Y/n)?" I asked him

"N-no!" He squeaked out

"Are you lying to me?!" I approached him as I clenched my fist

"O-of c-c-course n-not, s-sir!"

"Hmph. You may go then." I folded my arms and Taffy just quickly went away

"Where could they be?" I tapped my chin

"Could they be...? No way..." I muttered as I went to a specific direction

~~~

2nd Person's Pov

You heard someone going down the basement stairs and your heart dropped.

'No way...' You thought as you quietly sat down while blood soaked your pants/skirt

You looked behind you 'This is a fresh dead body, that's why the blood isn't dry yet...' You went back staring at the closet door; hoping it to not open

"(Y/n), are you even in here?" A strict voice called

You're tempted to say 'Yes' but it'll just blow your hiding spot.

Everything just went cold. You felt like Fumus could be staring at the closet.

You then heard footsteps; specifically approaching the oh-so-convenient closet.

Then the closet door opened.

Your breath hitched as you stared at the god in front of you "Hi Fumus..." You awkwardly greet him

Fumus darkly chuckled as he took you by the wrist.

"I win~" Fumus whispered at your ear as he tightly hugged you

"Yeah... You're right." You looked up to Fumus' smirking face as you gulped

"Can I cry?"

"No."

"Are you going sexually abuse me?"

"Of course."

~~~

Extra Ending:

"You have a new plaything with you?! I just heard it from your angels." Satanick sat down at Fumus' table

"Maybe they're a plaything..." Fumus, unbelievably, responded to his brother's question yet statement

"Can I join you to break them?"

"No... Fuck off."

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Restart

Title: Restart

Fandom: Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Pairing: Mastermind! Chihiro Fujisaki x Reader

Word Count: 1748

Trigger Warning(s): Suicide is mentioned, brief mention of an execution

~~~

How do you say this? Well your female best friend, Chihiro Fujisaki, had mysteriously disappeared. You're sad and gloomy on what had happen since the other students just accepts it that Chihiro is dead. Monokuma hasn't made an official saying on what happened to the Ultimate Programmer, but you're anticipating for the answer.

"Ding Dong a body has been found!" Monokuma called over the students

You're not willing to see who's the dead student and so you were the only one who didn't went in an investigation. You know being left alone would raise suspicion, but you ignore that. You're actually left alone just to plan your quiet suicide, no one should know, even your new best friend, Makoto Naegi.

Now since you're the Ultimate Chemist, killing yourself would be a breeze and you're willing to frame someone for your death and so you wouldn't leave any fingerprint traces. You just have to drink a dangerous dose of cyanide and you have to forge someone's hand writing for them to be framed.

You wore gloves just to avoid leaving fingerprints. You forged a perfect person's handwriting, Makoto Naegi, hey! Just atleast you guys could talk in the after life. You then slowly but carefully took the cyanide and you gulped it. The cyanide made you vomit but you weakly swallow the vomit, just for the scene to look like it was a painless death. Then the cyanide took your life by cardiac arrest.

3rd Person's Pov

Makoto Naegi became anxious at his best friend for not being part of the investigation and so he went to (Y/n)'s dorm room.

Naegi knocked, but to no response.

"(Y/n)! (Y/n)! Please answer!" Naegi's eyes started to fill in with tears

He then opened the door; surprised that it was actually open.

But his form started to pale when he saw his best friend unconscious and very, very, pale like a ghost.

"Naegi, we found more evidence to Celestia's death." Kirigiri entered (Y/n)'s room but her stoic figure shook down after she saw (Y/n) unconscious

Naegi was crying since his best friend unknowingly passed away.

Kirigiri frowned and she bit her lip 'Poor (Y/n)... Did they follow Chihiro's fate too?' She asked in her thoughts

"Upupupu~ Why are you brats sneaking to a student's room?" Monokuma entered the scene, he stared straight at (Y/n)'s dead body

"THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!" Monokuma's voice boomed

"What? Do you have a personal affiliation to (Y/n)?" Kirigiri asked as she wiped her stray tears

Naegi doesn't seem to notice Monokuma's presence since he's still mourning over his best friend's death

"Of course not! You're such a brat!" Monokuma exclaimed to Kirigiri

Kirigiri was about to say something until Monokuma cuts her off

"Time's up! It's time for a trial!" Monokuma announced

All the students entered the trial room while Monokuma mindlessly stared to nothingness since (Y/n) died. But in reality Chihiro was the one who's experiencing grief.

"Where is that commoner whose name is (Y/n)?" Togami cautiously asked

Naegi glared at Togami with glossy eyes.

"She passed away." Kirigiri answered as a shadow casted over her eyes

The students gasped and some are confused on the situation.

"Alright brats! Fess up!" Monokuma said

~~~

Chihiro has to hurry up the trial just so he could visit his best friend's "dead" body. He knew the "dead" bodies are in a comatose state and so Chihiro has to wake up (Y/n)'s body.

"Why does this has to happen?" The Ultimate Programmer asked himself as he pulled out his hair

"Do they want me to fall even deeper to despair?" Chihiro laughed like a maniac

"Umm, Monokuma?" Aoi asked at the monochrome animatronic

Chihiro looked back and he quietly groaned, but he sickly smiled.

~~~

"Monokuma, do you care about (Y/n)'s death?" Kirigiri asked as she stared at the bear's eyes, she's like staring straight to the mastermind

"Of course not!" Monokuma denied in his not-so-monokuma-voice, Chihiro knew he messed up, real bad, he forgot to press the button that emits Monokuma's voice

"I recognize that voice! It's Chihiro's voice!" Naegi pointed out

Everyone in the trial room gasped.

"Upupupu~ You caught me real bad, huh." Chihiro revealed himself to everyone next to Monokuma

"YOU MADE (Y/N) GO STRAIGHT TO SUICIDE!" Naegi furiously shouted as tears brimmed again.

"Explain the note placed at their bed." Chihiro took out a note, a note he grabbed using Monokuma

Chihiro gave it to Naegi and he went back to his throne.

Naegi clutched on the note as he scanned every word and sentence.

"Hey Naegi... Why is that your handwriting?" Kirigiri pointed out in disbelief

"Huh? I-I-I didn't plan in killing my best friend!" Naegi shouted

"Are you sure?" Togami asked Naegi

"I'm very sure!" Naegi defended

"This trial isn't about Celestia anymore! It's about (Y/n)." Chihiro smiled

"W-what?! No! We had so much evidence pointing to Celestia's death. Don't make up rules you commoner." Togami said but Chihiro just ignored the heir

"Voting Time!" He darkly grinned

All the votes came to Naegi. Kirigiri came to the conclusion it was a suicide but no one believed her since Kirigiri couldn't make that many valid points.

Chihiro darkly laughed and it echoed at the whole trial room.

"Guys... This is just suicide..." Naegi said as he hugged himself while tears flowed out of his eyes

"Upupupupu~ All of you were wrooooongg! DEAD WRONG! (Y/n) did commit suicide! You see, they used cyanide and they forged Naegi's handwriting! Kirigiri did got it right buuut more votes came in to Naegi." Chihiro smiled as used the mallet to press the button

"Punishment time~"

Every single student is dead in the most gruesome way. It's called the human blender, it's a self-explanatory title. Chihiro enjoyed seeing despair evident across their faces.

"I miss my (Y/n)..." Chihiro muttered as he checked his personal mastermind map to see the location of a certain room

"Huh?! The location is not found? (Y/n) could've been with me when I restart this game..." Chihiro looked down

"They would've been a perfect mastermind..."

"Time to restart the game to see my love again!~" Chihiro said as he went to the mastermind's room

He then pressed the 'restart' button for a new life and a new game.

~~~

"Hi what's your name? Well my name is (Y/n) (L/n) and I'm the Ultimate Chemist!" A certain student brightly smiled

A new fresh start to see Chihiro's love.

"A-a-ah, my name is Chihiro Fujisaki and I'm the U-ultimate Programmer." Chihiro stuttered but in the inside he's dying to see (Y/n) experience despair with him

"Hey, wanna visit my dorm room? I'll show you my chemicals i've created!"

"S-sure..."

~~~

But then (Y/n) got killed by Leon at the early stretch of the game... And so Chihiro has to restart again.

Then (Y/n) got killed by Togami at the final stretch of the game... Chihiro restarted.

Chihiro couldn't count how many times he had restarted the game. Maybe it was (Y/n)'s fate to die? Chihiro would never accept that fate. If Chihiro weren't the mastermind, would he and (Y/n) be together?

'But staying in the mastermind status would grant me access to many secrets...' Chihiro thought as his hand hovered at the restart button

"Happy endings aren't always fulfilled..." Chihiro grieved as he pushed the restart button

~~~

Chihiro was anticipating to meet (Y/n) again, but he saw they're replaced with a more basic character. Chihiro side glared at the more dumber yet obnoxious character, he's fuming in the inside since he can't meet (Y/n).

While Chihiro is in the mastermind's room he went closer to the restart button.

Before The Ultimate Programmer could press it a certain voice called out to him.

"Hey kid, are you willing to restart the game to meet again your Ultimate Chemist? 'Cause if that's the case they're not in the file anymore, since you're the mastermind in every single run. Give up your sacred title and you can meet (Y/n). Upupupup~" Monokuma stated

"I'd rather not be powerless if I finally get to have (Y/n). My main goal was for them to love and fall in despair with me." Chihiro explained his goal

"Suit yourself then, Upupupup~ But indeed I like your plan, it's like the Stockholm syndrome!"

Chihiro can't wait to meet his dear (Y/n) again, but he has to sacrifice a title just to get them.

"I changed my mind Monokuma!" Chihiro blurted out

The said monochrome bear turned to face The Ultimate Programmer.

"Of course, say goodbye to despair In the next run! Upupupup~" Monokuma waved goodbye as he restarted the entire game

~~~

Chihiro immediately woke up and he started to dash at the school's gym to meet the other ultimates and a more important person.

And there they are, (Y/n) is sitting on the floor while reading a book.

He approached (Y/n) to introduce himself to them.

"H-h-hi." Chihiro shyly waved to (Y/n)

(Y/n) looked up to the crossdresser "Hello! I have no idea why we're supposed to be here..." They muttered

"A-ah I wanted to introduce m-myself to y-y-you." Chihiro faintly blushed

"Oh, okay!" They smiled

"M-m-my name is Chihiro Fujisaki and I'm the Ultimate P-programmer."

"Hi Chihiro! My name is (Y/n) (L/n) and I'm the Ultimate Chemist!"

Chihiro has to slowly build up his relationship with (Y/n), now that he's not the mastermind anymore, he feels powerless and more fragile, but it was all worth it just to meet with (Y/n).

"I'm sorry Chihiro..." (Y/n) muttered

"Huh?" Chihiro questioned

(Y/n) just hugged Chihiro "I know this is awkward, but I was your best friend before you restarted everything..."

"H-h-how did you know...?"

"I'm the mastermind."

Chihiro widened his eyes 'This must be a miracle! Both of us will feel despair!' He thought

"Please be with me, for I don't want you to be executed or get murdered. Don't try and show yourself to everyone." (Y/n) said as they broke the hug

"Fake your death as I fake mine. Together we'll be guided by despair." They whisper to Chihiro's ear

Chihiro only gulped to their plan "Of course at least we're together..."

"Good... Watch Leon get executed at the first trial." They darkly smirked

Chihiro chuckled while he sat down with them on the waxed floor.

"Oh and I know your secret, that secret would be that you're a boy."

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Announcement

I know this might be a somewhat late announcement, but I'm not really into the Countryhumans fandom anymore, but I'll still try and continue on the headcanons. It's an okay fandom, but I am not into it anymore. I apologize. I only expressed my thoughts here. Me being the shitty normie I am, I decided to go and hop back at the Danganronpa fandom or actually I'm back to anime fandoms in general. Anyway, I hope anyone understands it. (This doesn't really mean the Headcanons would be discontinued though.)

(Oh and this isn't a rant.)

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Innocence at It's finest

Title: Innocence at It's finest

Fandom: Danganronpa 3

Pairing: Kiibo x Innocent! Naïve! Reader x Kokichi Ouma (Slight Reader x Miu Iruma)

Trigger Warning(s): Slight Cuss words (Miu being Miu), Dirty-minded people are aware of the topic on the story

Note: (No executions or deaths took place and so the students who are early to get executed are still alive same goes to the victimized students.)

You're the Ultimate Daredevil of Hope's Peak Academy and to everyone's surprise, you're very innocent. You're very easy to be influenced and thank god no one has influenced you, yet.

You've already broke your bones once or twice from doing dares from the students, but no major or serious injuries had occurred and so trials wouldn't take place since you're still alive and well.

Right now you're chilling in the library and you're reading a book suggested by Himiko, it's a book about mysterious witches getting blackmailed by villagers and you don't really understand half of the book, what the heck is a guillotine, anyway? Or a noose? You don't really understand those items or concepts embedded in the book.

While you're at the 5th chapter in the book, a certain purple-haired boy kept staring at you, straight in the eye.

"Whaddya want Koki-kun?" You placed down the book on a near table

"Nishishi, oh nothing (N/n)." Kokichi did his signature laugh

"Are you sure? It seems like you've been staring at me for quite some time." You commented

"My real intention is to make you uncomfortable or to make you blush."

You tilted your head "What?"

"Nishishishi~ Just keep on reading."

Then a certain robot entered the library and he approached the both of you.

"Hi, Kii-kun!" You cheerfully greeted the robot

"Hi, devi- I mean (Y/n)." Kiibo's face turned into a radiant red after the mistake he almost bursted out

Kokichi noticed this and so he took this as an advantage.

"Do robots have dicks?" Kokichi innocently asked

"I-what are you talking about? Is this a robophobic question?" The poor robot's face turned red as a tomato

"What's a dick?" You blurted out "And also why is your face red Kii-kun? Do you need a reboot?"

"A dick is a-" "Go ask Miu!" Kokichi cuts Kiibo off

Kiibo grabs Kokichi by the ear "Are you insane?! Miu is harsh at words. Give (Y/n) a more light-hearted answer, you robophobe!" Kiibo whispers on Kokichi's ear

The two boys looked at the front and to their surprises, (Y/n) is gone and with their book.

"This is all your fault! You'll stain (Y/n)'s innocence!" Kiibo shouted at Kokichi

"Me? It's your fault for entering here. Nishishishi~. Besides (Y/n) has to learn more!" Kokichi happily exclaimed

~~~

"Miu-chan!" You called out to the Ultimate Inventor

"What do you need you innocent shithead?" Miu realized what she said and so she covered her mouth

You tilted your head "Huh?"

"Nevermind what I said, you should never repeat those words. What do you need?" Miu asked

"What's a dick?" You innocently asked as your eyes gleam with curiosity

Miu loudly laughed "Those two dickheads must've influenced you to asking me." She muttered

"What's so funny about it?" You lightly asked

"Nothing, nothing." Miu stopped showing off little giggles

"Follow me (Y/n)." Miu held your arm as she dragged you to the kitchen

~~~

"Where's (Y/n)?!" Kiibo flailed his arms as he asked Shuichi

"Calm down, you haven't even answered my question for a long time. Nishishishi~." Kokichi giggled as he touched Kiibo's shoulder

"(Y/n)? Oh, I saw them going to the kitchen with Miu." Shuichi answered but he's confused with the situation

Kiibo didn't even question why at the kitchen.

"Thank you Shuichi-kun!" Kiibo bowed in a polite manner as he ran off straight to the kitchen

"No problem?" Shuichi awkwardly stared at the running panicking robot

"We're not done yet, Shuichi." Kokichi winked as he followed the robot

Shuichi blushed "Ahahah..." He gulped out

~~~

"STOP RIGHT THERE MIU!" Kiibo shouted at the Ultimate Inventor

You and Miu awkwardly stare at the rushing robot.

What Kiibo saw is that you held a banana and Miu pointing at the tip of the banana.

Miu stopped pointing at the banana and she smirked.

"Oh? What? You're disturbing our lesson. Dumbass." Miu patted your head

"Nishishishi~ What have you learned (Y/n)?" Kokichi entered the scene

Miu approached Kokichi and she slapped him straight in the face.

"We're not yet done you pervert." She crossed her arms

Miu went back to you and she went back pointing at the banana, again.

"W-w-what? I've underestimated her..." Kiibo embarrassingly muttered

"Mhm, Miu has a more child-friendly explanation." Kokichi commented

Miu glared at the two boys "What are you staring at? Go scram you two dumbasses."

Kokichi and Kiibo left the kitchen just to not interfere Miu's "lesson" with (Y/n).

"Should we wait here?" Kiibo asked Kokichi

"Yeah, sure." The prankster agreed

~~~

"Thanks, Miu-chan!" You thanked the Ultimate Inventor as the both of you exited the kitchen

"No problem (Y/n)! You can ask me more questions!" Miu patted your head

"Hai!" You gave Miu a childish smile and a thumbs up

"Anyway, I have to go now, bye!" The Ultimate Inventor parted ways as she went to the opposite direction

You saw Kiibo and Kokichi staring up at the ceiling.

"Hi! Kii-kun. Hi! Koki-kun!" You greeted the two boys

"What have you learned (N/n)-kun/chan?" Purple-haired boy asked first

"Well, a dick is a ma-" "Don't." Kiibo cuts you off as he blushed

"Oh? Okay then!" You happily said

"Hey, (Y/n)-kun/chan. Would you like to go in my room for the night?" Kokichi smugly asked

"Sure!" You happily beamed

"Wanna join us Kiibo?" You asked

"Fine." The robot's face still keeps on blushing

"Let's go then!" Kokichi drags the two of you to his room

~~~

What is the prankster gonna do to you in his room?

Oh, and also speaking of the book, you're gonna ask Miu about the guillotine and the noose, maybe she'll let you use those!

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Something's Off (Cut part)

(Word limits broke my non-existent heart.)

(Go read the lengthier version of this, and then read this.)

"What do you want you monster? You have everything on your hands even the end of this world. Now let me rest." You weakly glare at Bad Batter

"I want you." Bad Batter responded as he turns back to his original form

"What?"

"I said, I want you." The Batter simply responded as he held out a Fortune Ticket and he applied it to you, ultimately healing your weak figure

"I still have some power left you demon!" You let your strings attach to The Batter, but he easily hacked your strings away

"W-what?" You stuttered with widened eyes

The Batter uncharacteristically smiled at you "I knew you were always pathetic, my dear puppeteer." He said as he held both of your hands

"Stop!" You shouted as you tried to pull back from his iron grip

"Now that I have such power, I would gladly visit you to the real world and purify all those "adversaries". Now we can finally be together, (Y/n)." The Batter darkly claimed

~~~

You woke up on your bed and you sighed in relief.

"So that was all a dream." You said as you stretched your body

You looked at your laptop and you see was The Batter and a text box saying:

'Go check your surroundings.'

"Wait, what?" You asked yourself as you went out of your room

You saw both of your parents dead and there's a note and the note read:

'You hated both of them and so I fulfilled your request. I purified the adversaries.'

You mourned their death, but you quickly went back to your neutral state.

You then went outside your house and what you see was terrifying.

The whole neighbourhood or the whole world is in chaos. Mangled bodies cover up the street and another note stood at your porch.

'Your whole world has so many adversaries, think about it. But you're finally with me and that's what matters the most.'

You closed your mouth and you let the tears flow down.

"Why are you crying?" A monotone voice asked you

"H-hah, It's because of a monster, he caused misery to all." You said as you slowly turned your back and it revealed The Batter

You widened your eyes and The Batter hugged you

"Who would that monster be?"

You're too scared to answer since you fear The Batter would turn into his other form and he would kill you.

Your world and the Off world is now shrouded with despair and misery, it's all because of a stoic person who promised to purify the world, but failed since his own demons took him over.

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Something's Off

Title: Something's Off

Trigger Warning(s): Blood and maybe a swear word

Fandom: Off

Pairing: Yandere! The Batter x Reader

Word Count: 2635

You're a fanatic in playing RPG maker games and to this day you sworn to not break your title.

And now you're playing Off. Great.

It's addicting to say the least, you've finished the game three times now, and you're gonna replay again and again until you get sick of it.

You pressed the 'A' button to trigger the yes option to restart the game again since you finished it yet again. You stared at the time in your laptop and it says '2:30am' how long have you been playing? Well you just started at the morning, finished the game at early noon and rinse and repeat, 'til nighttime comes by.

'Why am I playing this at 2:30?' You mentally asked yourself

'Yeah, I'll be starting the game tomorrow. I'll just play Mad Father.'

You clicked away at the 'Off' tab, but it wouldn't close itself.

"Huh? That's weird..." You commented; focusing at the screen infront of you

You desperately tried anything just to make the tab close. You've powered it off but it wouldn't budge, you restarted; doesn't work. After that you just aimlessly stared on the screen.

You're scared yet tired since you thought this must be one of those lame Creepypastas lifted back to life and so they could haunt you.

"Great... I can't do anything." You groaned as you leaned back on your chair; defeat evident all over your face

Then you heard a quiet static and a text box appearing at the game.

'That's weird, I didn't press 'new game' yet.' You cautiously thought

The text box contains The Judge and of course texts. The texts read 'Why must you leave us just to play another pathetic horror game?'

You widened your eyes "How the hell did he know I was about to play Mad Father?" You questioned yourself

You're too tired to continue but you just decided to press on the 'A' button.

'Your puppet is patiently waiting for you. He's excited to meet you again.'

That's cute and creepy since he knows someone is controlling him.

'But... What if I told him you're going to play another game and you'll replace him?'

What? No... You wouldn't replace them.

'I bet that game never had an amazing cat and an amazing merchant.'

'Mad Father doesn't have cats or merchants.' You thought

'You'll forget us, won't you?'

What? Forget them? Well you'll never forget the characters since you played the game three times in one day.

'What am I thinking? Of course you wouldn't! Right?'

This gets creepier after each text box you've read.

'I hope you have fun toying with those char-' The Judge got cut off by your mom harshly closing your laptop

"(Y/n)! Go to sleep you disgraceful teen." Your mother told you

"Fine! Fine! You insolent slut." You muttered the last part

You flopped on your bed and you fake sleep. Your mother fell for it since she exited your room; rudely slamming the door behind her.

Then you heard static yet again but it's louder than the previous one.

You went back to your laptop and you opened the laptop to see The Judge again.

'Well, that was rude...'

'But, I hope for you to have a goodnight's rest (Y/n) or our dear puppeteer.'

Then your laptop completely shuts down.

'How did The Judge know my name?' You asked through your thoughts

You flopped back on your bed again and you closed your eyes; waiting for a dreamless night.

~~~

You woke up not on your bed but on the ground. You see an oh so familiar cat walking his way to you.

"Judge?" You asked as the feline happily purrs

"My oh my dear puppeteer, we didn't know you would visit us after you would abandon us for another game!" The Judge purrs at your leg

"Gahhh! How'd you know my name anyway?" You asked The Judge

"Hohoho~ You're such a naïve person, don't you agree yourself?"

"What do you mean?" You gritted your teeth

The Judge seemingly ignored your question "Your Puppet would be given a certain mission or task and so he needs his Puppeteer to guide him."

You were about to say something but The Batter walks in the conversation

"Now, Batter this is your Puppeteer! Who has been guiding you on your journey. Their name is (Y/n) (L/n)!" The Judge explained to The Batter

The Batter emotionlessly stared at you "You were the one who controlled me, even if I had my own mind. I don't need help from you..." He commented with a monotone voice

"All the regretful endings we've been..." A shadow casted upon The Batter's eyes

"Batter! Don't say that! You still need your Puppeteer nonetheless." The Judge claimed

"I'd like to feel as if I weren't always harshly pulled by strings..." The Batter stared/glared at you

"But you still need th-" "If that's the case, fine. I'll just escape this horrendous world by myself." You cut The Judge off

You walked off to the first puzzle of the game and since you memorized it beforehand, you successfully completed the said puzzle.

The Judge reappears again and he walks up to you.

"You should regret your decision of walking off alone, dear puppeteer." The Judge nuzzles your leg

"I don't care at all. If I die here, then that's good. No one's gonna attend my funeral anyway." You bluntly said

"You'll regret it..." The Judge eerily said as he disappeared

Then a bat appeared. You took the bat as if it were a signal that The Judge gave you a weapon.

You didn't really took his words seriously. You bet The Judge was lying.

But the thing you noticed was that the the spectres looked more gruesome than ever before. The spectres were more off than the first or third time you played the game and the Elsens were the ones who drastically

changed, they were bloodier than usual. The change is really creeping you out.

"This might be an update or a Halloween skin..." You muttered as you walked up to a familiar merchant

"Ah, our puppeteer came to visit us!" Zacharie said as he rummaged to his sack of wonders

"What would you like Mon Amie?" He asked as he pulled out all of his items

"Just three luck tickets." You responded

You noticed Zacharie's mask had a smudge by the side and his mask had a crack on the bottom.

You've been staring quite some time you didn't notice Zacharie was waving the luck tickets and The Batter approaching behind you.

"You're concern about my mask, aren't you (Y/n)?"

What's up with NPCs knowing your name?

"Ah, I'm sorry." You apologized as you took out your credits to pay for the luck tickets

Zacharie snickered "Now, don't be. I've noticed that you're concerned about my mask, it's quite a horrifying story." Zacharie dryly chuckled

And The Batter cleared his throat to get both of your attentions.

"Ah! Amigo! I didn't noticed you were there!" Zacharie greeted the stoic savior as beads of sweat appeared at his face

"What do you need?"

"Abaddon's Meat."

"Huh? We don't sell that." More sweat appeared on Zacharie's face

"You're lying."

"Wait... How did he know that early in the game?" You asked yourself

The Batter raised his bat; supposedly to hit Zacharie

Zacharie just stared at the bat and in the inside he's frowning.

Before The Batter could hit Zacharie you stopped them.

"STOP!!!" You yelled at The Batter and so The Batter lowered his bat

"I'll be going for now, stay safe amigos!" Zacharie quickly disappeared with his items

Well, you saved Zacharie from The Batter.

"Why were you about to smash Zacharie with your bat?" You cautiously asked The Batter

"Just for you..." The Batter responded as he walked away from you

"HEY! YOU IGNORED ME!" You shouted but The Batter wouldn't turn his back

You sighed as you continued your merry way to get out of this world.

You noticed this world really took a dark and sharp turn. The spectres are weaker but looks more creepier or gruesome, it's creeping the shit out of you. You really wanna go home.

Welp, you did noticed something Zone 1 and that is when you were about to face Dedan, apparently he was already purified but here's the catch, blood was dripping allover the floor. You did assume The Batter already purified him but why blood oozing allover the floor?

~~~

While you were in Zone 2, the Judge kept asking you where is Valerie and since you've already played the game you knew Valerie was controlled by Japhet. You felt pity and sorrow to the poor feline at his brother's death. You knew The Batter purified Japhet before you.

~~~

Finally you're in Zone 3, the sugar factory or where Elsens resides. You encountered The Batter, again, but this time he got smudged with blood.

Now, you're ready to face Enoch. While you were about to enter the room where Enoch is at, you saw The Batter repeatedly smash his bat towards Enoch, and he has no time to react as blood kept oozing out of his head.

'Is that his 1st or 2nd battle?' You mentally asked yourself as you hid away from their sights

The Batter purified Enoch and then he walked out of the room and he might've noticed you considering he has four eyes.

Everything really gets creepier and stranger all of a sudden.

What you first noticed is that Zacharie is more and more beaten, when you asked about it his excuse is always "It's a lengthy story, (Y/n)." And you're just too concern for his well-being. You asked him if he could just use his healing items but he always responds with "No mi amigo! You can't fathom what merchant would use their own items for their own good? And so it's purpose is to sell!" You're really, really concerned.

Now that Valerie was dead The Judge holds a straight face and is more mesmerizing than usual. The Judge would often blame you for not controlling your puppet, but in reality Valerie just ate Japhet and he grew into an absurd size deeming Japhet as a parasite.

Hugo and The Queen are also dead, which quite struck you the most. You can't do anything about it, but what you noticed while you were in the room, The Queen presumably left a letter for you and it read:

'You're such a peculiar entity in this world our dear player, I have mistaken you in your past playthroughs with The Batter. Oh, and The Batter is a fool at games, he's the one who obstructed the world. Now it was never your fault for killing me in the past, it was the fool's fault. I have laid a curse for the fool, for he was busy doing his "sacred" mission. I may rest peacefully for I have forsaken you our dear player.'

Now that note pulled your heart strings. A stoic man like The Batter couldn't even care for his own family!

And you see another note in the same room and the note read:

'FiNdiNg yOu, deaR plAyer...'

Oh, and it's smudged with blood. Who could've wrote this note?

The first letter pulled your heart strings, while the second one sorta killed the mood and it's creeping you out more than expected.

~~~

And now, you're at the very final stretch of the game, where The Batter would turn off the switch or he would change his mind, but you're the one who does decisions. Without The Batter in your strings there's no doubt he would not turn off the switch.

The Judge followed you and both of you saw The Batter about to turn off the switch and he is bloodier than the previous times you've encountered him. You unexpectedly used your strings to get ahold of The Batter.

"Puppeteer, would you fight alongside with me? Or go on ahead and make The Batter turn off the switch?" The Judge sternly gave you two decisions

You looked back at The Judge and you carefully thought out the situation

"I would like to fight alongside with you." You looked at The Judge straight in the eye

And then The Batter ultimately change to his Bad Batter form.

The Judge called out to his other friends to fight alongside Bad Batter.

But... Bad Batter easily crushed all of them, except for you.

"What are you gonna do you monster?! You've killed your wife even your son! Go ahead and turn off the switch you selfish person!" You said as blood dripped from your mouth

And then for some reason Zacharie appeared and he held an Abaddon's meat.

"Amigo!" He weakly called out as he threw the Abaddon's meat with all his might towards you

But Bad Batter slapped the meat before you could take it and he knocked back Zacharie ultimately letting Zacharie bleed to death.

"Z-zacharie!" You weakly shouted as tears flowed down your face

You pathetically laid down at the ground and Bad Batter stared at you.

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For anyone who's waiting for the Countryhumans headcanons, I will be doing it on Thursday or Friday. I have listened to the requests given to me and so I will be making it.

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Countryhumans Cuddles Headcanons Part 5

My friend, @mehhhhhhbanana , decided to choose Japan, Malaysia and China. My other friend, @randomlurkinguser, decided to choose ASEAN. (If I remember correctly)

So the counties chosen for today are: Japan (Requested), Malaysia (Requested), China (Requested), ASEAN (Requested), and Singapore.

Oh, and also I can finally do up to 5 countries per headcanon.

·Japan

-Neko bean

-He loves you even if you dislike furries

-He likes to get petted

-He acts all kawaii in front of you, just to persuade you to watch anime with him

-He likes to cuddle with you and his cat tail keeps on swaying in delight when you accept his love

-Is he prone to jealousy? Yes, he hates it when another country steals you from him

-"Oh, hey America, how's your day?" You ask as you walked up to the said country while Japan goes and play with his portable console

-"Meh, my day is just, meh. Nothing really worthwhile to talk about." America plainly said as he looked to Japan glaring at him

-"Seems like your companion over there is mad," America teased "Also I'll be seeing you later (Y/n)." America waved goodbye as he walked away

-Japan glared at the figure walking away from him and (Y/n)

-Japan then faced you "(Y/n)-chan/kun! America-kun bullied me!" Japan said as his eyes started to water

-You sighed "Now, now Japan, he's gone now. Don't worry." You comforted as you hug him

-Japan gladly returned the hug, this time he smothered his face against your chest while purring

-"What. The. Fuck. Japan?" You asked as you narrowed your eyes at the country

-And to your response he giggled as he purred

-Then you guys went to go at a nearby ice cream store, while you in the other hand, ignoring what had just happened

-Anyways, is Japan affectionate? Yes, very much to be exact. He'd go to greater and riskier heights to go and cuddle with you

-Also when Japan falls asleep while you cuddle with him, he purrs

-And he likes ear scratches

-And he likes to watch sad anime movies with you, like 'Your Name', just for you to cling onto him and cry out your emotions

-Also PDA, he knows it and coldly hates it, but he hugs you in public

·Singapore

-Clean bean but a strict one

-He's a germaphobe

-He loves you even if he barely shows it

-He isn't stoic like USSR, but he barely shows love

-He isn't much of a busy country but he goes home late since he cleaned the entirety of the office instead of the janitor

-You're quite upset when he goes home late just for a cleaning reason, but all rage subsides when he makes up for it when he did a movie late night with you.

-He does the most to keep you happy, i.e: Tries his best to restrain himself from being late in coming home, rents a movie for both of you guys can watch it, tries his very best not to yell at anyone who's chewing gum, and importantly he cuddles with you when he comes home

-Is he prone to jealousy? Yes, since it makes his blood boil when you invite a friend/country over the place since he's at work

-While you and Malaysia were chatting and laughing at eachothers stupid stories, you heard your phone ringing

-You picked it up "Hello! who is this?" You asked

-"Oh, (Y/n), it's just Singapore." Singapore greeted you over the phone

-Singapore heard another voice talking at the other end "(Y/n) who might be the one who's accompanying you?" He strictly asked

-"Oh! It's Malaysia! Don't worry." You said

-Singapore forced a smile even though he's at the office "Great to hear that my sweetest."

-"Aww, I love you Singapore. And also don't think I'm cheating on you in every single day." You darkly assured him

-Singapore just blankly stared at his phone "Yes, my sweetest, I'm just paranoid, I apologize for such behaviour."

-"Anyways, goodbye Singapore! I hope you'll come home early! And also I love youuu!" You said as you ended the call

-"What was that?" Malaysia asked

-"Oh nothing. It's just Singapore checking me out for the 100th time." You sarcastically said

-"Oh, okay." Malaysia said while having a uninterested tone

-"Anways, where were we?" You asked

-I've already or might've mentioned this, but Singapore hates anyone who chews gum right in front of his face or anyone who just chews gum in general. But even if you chew gum, he just tells you on how to throw bubblegum in the proper manner, he's not mad, just weirded out

-He hates anyone who's littering, but he has to not rampage and scream at you when you litter at the park

-Instead Singapore just sternly tells you to pick up your trash

-Is Singapore affectionate? Well not exactly, since he's not really good at being affectionate but he got used to you hugging him

-Also Singapore strongly and strictly is against to PDA, since he's a clean country

·Malaysia

-Protective bean

-He loves you a whole lot

-And also you gotta protect this bean for how many times he has protected you

-Is he prone to jealousy? Yes, especially when the other countries tries to hit up with you

-You and Malaysia are at a mall paying an electricity bill, and indeed it's a very long line

-"Psst... (Y/n)." Someone tapped on your shoulder

-You turned at your back "The hell do you want stranger?"

-Then you fully faced the one who's behind you "Oh, I thought you were a stranger, America."

-"That hurts." America said as he clutches his NATO shirt

-You rolled your eyes "What do you want?"

-America recovered by showing off a mischievous grin "Ohhhh~ just you (Y/n)."

-You turned your back to the front again and it seems like Malaysia is quietly fuming and you're the only one who's noticing it

-Then America showered you with obscure pickup lines

-Some too hot for the internet pickup lines to be exact

-Or just corny pickup lines

-And you're cringing in what you have heard

-Seems like Malaysia had enough of it "They're not interested America!" Malaysia glared at America

-Then America went silent all of a sudden and the crowd started to stare at him

-"Thanks Malaysia for saving my shivering spinal cord." You sighed in relief

-"No problem (Y/n)." Malaysia said as he hides his jealousy with a delicate grin

-Moving on. Is Malaysia affectionate? Yes, he specifically likes movie cuddles

-Also he likes to cuddle with you in rainy days while drinking hot chocolate

-It's just cute to know he does his best to protect you from anyone

·China

-A bean who likes to coddle you

-He's more protective than Malaysia

-Just one step outside, he's coming with you

-He's basically a dad and not a lover

-Is he prone to jealousy? Yes, just saying any country's name, he'll immediately asks you if you have a crush on the said country

-China said to share out your latest story to him

-"Philippines! I made friends with him." You happily exclaimed to China

-"Ah, that's good (Y/n). Do you have a crush on him?" China asks you

-"Dad. I mean China, no I don't have a crush on him." You facepalmed

-"Well, I might have a crush on Afghanistan." You shyly muttered

-"YOU WHAT?!" China stood up; marching towards the door

-"No! No! Dad! I bet she doesn't love me back!" You said as you clung onto China and pulling him back to the house

-"I bet she loves USSR more!" You heaved out

-"That makes me more disappointed (Y/n)!" China said as he still continued to make his way to Russia's house

-"Just don't kill them, please." You begged China

-China halted on his track "Why would I kill them (Y/n)?"

-You shrink "Ehm, well because I thought you as a overprotective country. Just In simpler words, you're basically a dad." You twiddle your fingers

-His expression softened "Don't worry (Y/n), I will just confront Afghanistan if she's interested in loving you instead of USSR."

-'Wait... Is he a matchmaker or something?' You asked in your thoughts

-You released China from your grip and let him continue walking to Russia's house

-You then decided to trail along with him

-China knocked on Russia's frontdoor then Ukraine answered

-Ukraine let China enter the house, you decided to stay outside and you sat on the porch

-"(Y/n), you might freeze outside." Ukraine said as he sat down with you

-"Nah..." You anxiously said

-Then China went out "Okay, (Y/n). Afghanistan actually likes you." He announced

-Your heart felt like it exploded

-"Thankyouthankyouthankyou-" You went up and hugged China

-"Now let's go. Thank you for your cooperation Ukraine." China thanked Ukraine and the country nodded

-Anyways, that was pretty long

-Is China affectionate? Yes, basically if a dad were to hug their children

-I mean China could be a good father figure

-China cuddles with you after he's done with work

-Also another movie night equals a cuddle night (Like every headcanon)

-He hates PDA, just like a father should

-Yeah, China treats you as if you were his child and he's your father

-I mean he would think you're fragile and so that's why protects you

-This is basically a father and child headcanon

·ASEAN

-Very strict and tired bean

-Just like the previous countries, he has no time for you

-Well maybe, since his work is to just make every South East Asian countries civilized

-So when he's done with his work, he makes sure he has enough time for you

-Every time he comes home, he's very, very tired and exhausted

-Is he prone to jealousy? Yes, especially when his members starts to be closer to you

-Can't make a dialogue since I don't know what country to put or what scenario should I do. I'm sorry

-You also sometimes help him in his work just to make ASEAN feel happy and to make his job more easier

-He hates PDA since he doesn't like showing his affection to the public

-Is he affectionate? Not really, he's not a big fan of cuddling or kissing. Since he doesn't know how to do it

-Well when you guys watch movies together you just lean onto him and maybe hug him

-So short. I know. I barely know ASEAN, but enough to make a headcanon about him

Also I finally do 5 countries per headcanon, so just request me on what countries you would like

And I might be considering to change the title since there's barely any cuddles, so that'll happen in Part 6 (Maybe...)

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I did both, Britain and France from Countryhumans. To say the least, I'm quite proud of the drawing.

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Countryhumans Cuddles Headcanons Part 4

A friend of mine, @mehhhhhhbanana, requested for France to be part of the headcanon and so I'll gladly add her. And @thunder6irl requested for Mexico to be in the headcanon so I'll gladly add him too.

Countries I chose for today are: France (Requested), Mexico (Requested), and Philippines

·France

-She's a barrett bean

-If you're identified as a female human being, I can guarantee you, that you'll turn lesbian for her. (Well maybe)

-She loves you even if you're straight or not

-She's quite mad when Britain pulled her away from you

-I can't really tell if she's all possessive towards you

-France disregards PDA as a thing

-She hugs you sometimes at the public. But she hardly gives you kisses on the lips, well she gives you kisses on the cheeks from time to time

-When it comes to cuddling France is good at it. (Well France itself is a country of love isn't it?)

-If it's movie night, she clings onto you, If you're sad, she comforts you by cuddling with you. You get the gist of it

-Is she affectionate? That's a yes, she doesn't care what gender or sexuality you are; She just cuddles with you

-She never really is into sexual intercourse, but I'm not the one who's gonna judge, she just loves cuddling you

-Is she prone to jealousy? That's a yes, she pouts all the time when you're attending a country's needs

-"Mon Amour, when will you get back from attending Russia's needs?" France asked over the phone

-"You don't need to worry dear, i'll be back soon!" You said as you gave Russia his soup

-"Please just come back now..." France pouted as she ended the call

-"Why does she even have alot of friends, no one could cuddle me in the morning." France crossed her arms

-"Just another call won't hurt right?" France questioned as she stared at the telephone

-She did more than 1 call, she did over 10 or 15 calls

-It's clear that she wants someone to cuddle with her

-She's not interested to Britain, she's interested to you. Just only you

-One day she's gonna smack a baguette onto Britain

-Oh also you guys do wine and baguette dates, and after that you guys will cuddle

-мой друг, forgive me if it's short. I have no excuses.

·Mexico

-Sweet bean

-No one should build a wall against him

-He loves you alot

-Even if a wall were built between you and him, he'll still climb over it just to meet with you

-"(Y/n)! Hang in there, I'll be climbing this estúpido wall. Just wait for me." Mexico called out at the other side

-You stare at the huge wall infront of you, while patiently waiting for Mexico

-You then saw a figure on top of the wall, the said figure then decided to drop down and it signaled you to catch the figure

-You caught the figure and it's Mexico "Thanks (Y/n)!" Mexico said as he got up and hugged you

-You smiled at him "No problems!"

-Cuddles with you because he wuvs you

-Gives you nachos when you guys cuddle

-Is he that affectionate? Yes, he gives you lots of cuddles or hugs and he gives you a whole ton of nachos

-He's not possessive, he let's you be free since he doesn't wanna hurt you

-He hates PDA just because it's disgraceful

-Is he prone to jealousy? Nope, he knows the other countries are friends to him

-He's innocent, don't expect any weird nights out of him

-He's perfect for another innocent significant one

·Philippines

-Pure(?) bean

-He loves you alot

-Indeed quite similar to Mexico, but this time Philippines is quite possessive

-Yes, he's scarred and influenced by 3 certain countries

-Is he affectionate? Absolutely, this bean loves you and he possesses you

-Is he prone to jealousy? Yes.

-"China stop calling (Y/n) South China Sea!" Philippines angrily called out to China

-"Well, you should stop calling them, West Philippine Sea then!" China retorted

-You slowly backed away and you let the darkness consume you

-And then America stole you

-Anyways, Philippines loves fluffy cuddles

-If it were movie night he would prepare a blanket and cuddle with you

-He doesn't really trust everyone, but he completely trusts you with his heart. Don't break it

-He really hates anyone who calls him 'A Province of China' but you cuddle with him just to ease his anger

-For you he's cute when he sleeps why he cuddles with you

Anyways, forgive me for a late post of the headcanons.

до свидания

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Third Reich x Reader Part 1

Title of the story: Childhood Friends

Word Count:1746

Third Reich, the most feared leader of the world. That's the title that mostly everyone gave out for him, but is he really that cruel? No one can say, not even the wisest ones, and that's why you're hiding;

Hiding away from him.

Such country with a huge artistic potential, turned into such sadistic leader. It pains you, since he was your great friend when you guys were young. Both of you would paint drawings throughout childhood. But then, he eerily disappeared from anyone. No sight of him at all.

And suddenly he appears to the world. But instead of being a popular artist Third Reich always dreamed of, he instead turned into a leader, a childish and a sadistic one.

Well, why were you hiding away from him?

Such a simple question. He wants you and only you. Dead or alive, he doesn't care, just atleast it's you.

Now you're hiding inside a abandoned house together with Poland, how did Poland enter the picture? You rescued him. Away from both USSR and Third Reich.

You and Poland rely on the rations left in the house, and conveniently there's barely any rations left.

So, now both of you would have to go farther away from civilization, and have a gleaming hope that there's food in the hiding spot.

Poland worriedly glanced up to you "Hey (Y/n), when do you think this event would be over?" He asked such puzzling question

"Soon Poland, soon." You simply replied to his question

"But when is that 'soon'? Is it next year? Or maybe next ten years?"

"Time will tell, Poland."

He meekly nodded at your monotone response.

You finished packing all the stuff both of you need. The items aren't really that much, but it's plentiful for anyone who's planning to run away from home.

"Come along Poland, we'll be leaving away from this place." You motioned the country to follow you, and so he trailed on with you

You guys travelled from house to house, and alas there's no resources. All of the houses doesn't seem to have electricity, no food, and no water.

"(Y/n), I feel tired from all this travelling, could we please just rest in one of the houses?" Poland suggested

"I'm sorry Poland but we have to move forward. The Nazis might go and ambush us." You explained to Poland

Poland pouted but he can't just say no to his savior. He just can't survive without them.

You heard him pout and so you sighed "Here Poland, I'll give you a piggyback ride." You squatted down for him to sit on your back

Poland gladly accepted this and so he sat down on your back.

"Thank you (Y/n)! But just tell me if you're tired, I'm going to dismount your back." He hugged you tighter, for him not to fall off your back

You smiled brightly "Sure thing Poland." You then continued to march forwards

...

While you finally found a house with sufficient supplies, Poland is sleeping soundly on the couch.

The house could make you guys last out for approximately 2 weeks. It isn't enough but you just can't complain.

Then you realized that the house is eerily close to the Nazi's base. But you and Poland need food and water, and so you took the risk to call the abandoned house as your home, also it's because going outside for now is very risky. You did thankfully remember that you told Poland to never go outside.

Five days has passed by, and thank god the Nazis hasn't come and barge in the house.

"Hey (Y/n), do you think the Nazis will find us?" Poland approached you

"I can't assure you that they'll never find us. But it seems like the odds are quite high." You explained

Poland jolted up "Really?"

"But don't worry! They may not find u-" And then you heard Men speaking German

Your heart dropped at what you heard "Quickly Poland, go and be at the backdoor. I'll be packing our stuff." You calmly instructed him

"But I wanna help."

"No, just go. I promise that I'll be safe."

Poland nodded and so he quietly dashed towards the backdoor

You went in the kitchen to pack up the food, then the bathroom to pack the hygiene kit, and the bedroom to pack the clothing and the other necessities.

Then you heard a knock at the front door.

You quickly brought all the stuff and placed it on the floor near the backdoor and you told Poland to go hide in the woods together with the supplies.

He hesitated at first, but gave in since you reassured him that you'll be fine.

Before Poland would go run off, he gave you out the last goodbye and thank you before running off towards the woods.

The knocks became louder and impatient

"Coming!" You called out while rushing towards the door

You opened the door and it revealed Third Reich... And his comrades...

"Third Reich..." You muttered, and of course he'll hear it

Third Reich grinned and it showed his sharp teeth "Guten tag (Y/n)!" He held out his hand while anticipating a hand shake

You did not respond to his handshake but you're forced to do such action since his comrades held out a gun that is pointing at you.

Third Reich's grip on your hand is harsh and quite bone crushing to say the least.

He released you from the handshake and you're thankful for it, since it quite hurts.

You turned your back "Why did I actually not follow Poland? I'm such an idiot..." You mentally noted

"Oh (Y/n)~ What must be the problem Liebling?" Third Reich tapped your shoulder

"Nothing..."

"No need to lie! After all I love you oh so much, before and after I disappeared!"

"I was depressed when you left us, Third Reich..." You sadly mutter

"But everything is now fixed! Now that I'm here. Don't you love me?" Third Reich asked

You harshly sigh "You're such a sick twisted country! Why should I love you? I wish you were your past self!" You shouted while tears are quick to follow

He rose an eyebrow from what you said "Liebling~ I am my past self."

"Liar!"

Third Reich sighed "You're making this more complicated (Y/n), I am my past self. You're just so naïve back then and now." He sternly stated

Third Reich slowly approached you.

"Where's your new paintings then?" You hit the nail in the coffin

Third Reich did an iron grip to your wrist "Oh so you saw behind my smoke and mirrors?" He darkly chuckled "I see you aren't naïve at the present." He harshly dragged you out of the house

"Hey! Let go of me." You struggled

Third Reich showed a pill and then his comrades restrained you from moving.

He then force shoved the pill in your mouth "Nighty, night (Y/n)."

And then everything went black.

You woke up on a unfamiliar bed and to your side you see Third Reich sleeping soundly.

It gave you happy memories when you invited him for a sleepover at your place when you guys were young.

But this time everything isn't really all joyous and peaceful, It's all pain and suffering.

You got off the bed until you felt a hand cling onto your wrist.

Welp, you're forced to be back on the bed since you don't wanna wake up the sadistic leader.

You mentally groan since it's still nighttime and you have to survive it with Third Reich. You hope for the best that he's not gonna rape you.

And then he decided to hug you. By the waist might I add.

Also, also, you realized that you're not wearing your normal clothing, you're wearing pajamas.

Then realization hits you like a bus, Holy fuck. Third Reich actually saw your body, what a pervert.

Third Reich then did a dick move and he pulled you closer to him.

You glare at him straight at the eyes.

Your childhood friend being such a dick for so many years of hope for him to be back, you just can't bear that such thing will happen again to anyone. The feeling of distrust and betrayal hurts like spikes stabbing through you.

Then again, you actually had hope for Third Reich to be good before he was a veteran of doing bad deeds, but alas you lost your trust for the country since your hope remains futile.

You did actually remembered that Third Reich confessed his feelings towards you and his evil motives. You shrugged it off as if he were joking. But it was all true.

~A look through the past~

"(Y/n)! (Y/n)! (Y/n)! Look at the drawing I made for you!" A young Third Reich called out for your younger self

The drawing depicts a scribbled young (Y/n) and a scribbled young Third Reich. Hearts are drawn between young (Y/n) and young Third Reich. The most eerie part is that hanged men and blood was the background.

But it seems like young (Y/n) is not fazed nor concerned about the drawing.

"I love you! That's why I drew this!" Young Third Reich didn't explain why he drew the hanged men and blood

"Thanks, for the drawing, Third Reich." Young (Y/n) responded

"Make sure to hang this on your bedroom wall!"

"I will. Thanks again."

Young (Y/n) did happen to hang the picture on the wall of their bedroom and soon their parents were quick to notice and so they threw the picture away even without (Y/n) noticing.

Young (Y/n)'s parents argued towards Young Third Reich's caretakers about Third Reich's mental issue or problem.

They all concluded that Third Reich is a born psychopath.

And then Young Third Reich went missing, without a trace at all...

Young (Y/n) felt gloomy on what happened to their friend, and they hope that he'll be fine and alive.

~Back to the present~

You woke up and finally you looked to your side to see Third Reich is gone, presumably doing some work.

You sigh since your dream is just all about the past.

And everything worsens since you're held captive by the Nazis.

You're the main love interest of the most sadistic leader of the world.

And to put the cherry on top, he may never let you go away from his sight.

So for now you'll wait and see what Third Reich will do to you.

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I drew Zacharie with the cat mask from the horror RPG game 'Off', If anyone knows that I applaud you.

For anyone confused, He's a significant character from the horror RPG game , Off, Made by Mortis Ghost, I highly suggest you to play it by yourself.

Isn't Zacharie such a smug merchant?

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Countryhumans Cuddles Headcanons Part 3

Ahahaha no one requested

I randomly chose North Korea, And Poland

·North Korea

-Tsundere bean

-He loves you even though he denies it

-He internally flails around if you decided to cuddle with him

-He cuddles back and he silently mutters curse words

-"엿 먹어라. 똥..." North Korea angrily muttered

-"뭐라고 했니?" (Y/n) smugly asked the country

-North Korea didn't expect for you to speak Korean

-Anyways, Is he affectionate? Yes, No, Maybe, I can't really tell since he's always that of a tsundere

-He has a tough shell to crack tbh

-Is he jealous? Yes, Totally, I depict him to be all lusty after you cuddle with someone else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-"당신은 그들과 무엇을하고 있었습니까?" North Korea angrily asked

-"I just cuddled them, No big deal." (Y/n) shrugged

-"Oh, It's a big deal (Y/nnn)." North Korea smirked

-North Korea iron gripped your wrist "Dafuq are you doing?" (Y/n) innocently asked "You'll see..." North Korea's smirk widened

-He then dragged you to his room... I'll let your imagination do the work

-Oh, Also he's dominant

·Poland

-Sweet, Fragile bean

-You're the one who helped him escape from Third Reich and USSR

-So now Poland lives in your home

-He fucking loves you before and after you saved him

-He silently whines when you let go of him after you cuddled with him

-Is he affectionate? Yes, He never lets go of you, Never will let go of you

-I like to depict him as a possessive bean

-"(Y/n), Where are you going?" Poland innocently asked you

-"I'm going to go with Russia, Since he invited me to his shared home, Also it's because he feels sick." You explained

-Poland launched himself towards you "Please don't leave me..." He whines

-"But Russia needs company dear, Don't worry i'll be back in a jiffy." You reassured the country

-"Kłamca, Kłamca, Kłamca..." Poland mumbled as he clings onto your shirt

-He then decided to nip on your neck, And that action made you jolt

-"Don't leave?" Poland buried himself on your shirt

-"Yeah... I guess I won't leave for now..." You hugged him and Poland hugged back

-"Mój..." He muttered while hugging you

-Is he jealous? Yes, Check the headcanon above

-I guess he knew those actions, Because of Third Reich or USSR

-Then after that he cuddles with you for the whole day

Just realized I made them all possessive, But shush I don't care at all

Also i'll be doing part 4, And you gotta request or I'll randomly choose countries again

до свидания!

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Requests for the Countryhumans cuddles headcanons

Any requests for the Countryhumans cuddles headcanons Part 3? I'll be making the said headcanon tomorrow with requests or with no requests.

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Two countries with a very similar flag structure (Also a very confused Reichtangle in the background)

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I, For some reason like Intermission 1 especially the part starting in 1:29 (Idk why I posted this, But I'm just sharing my interests)

(Also, Also I'm waiting for Act 2, Just playing Friendsim makes me more hype to meet the trolls on the future Hiveswap Acts)

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I made Wadanohara from WATGBS it's a gif, Also I did notice that her witch hat isn't moving, And her braids aren't consistent, I deeply apologize since I created this gif using Ibispaint X since I wanna insult myself (I made this gif in gifmaker.me)

(This is the gif I originally drew before I used it to make Wadanohara)