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the existence of uni Jon fascinates me

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there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

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“it’s so- … it’s so loud out there? the agony, the terror, I can see it all so much more clearly”

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I will always reblog this

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I work all week (1 day) all just so I can go home and drink beer (smoke a joint) and have my ungrateful kid beg me for pizza money (cat wants kibble)

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best part of KPop Demon Hunters is all the ridiculous faces the girls make

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Ladies want dragons and then complain when they bring their ancient cursed relics everywhere

(My OCs Drahan and Sylfri)

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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funny thing about the straw hat crew is that they're basically just minimum wage workers irl. yeah the manager is 17 yo and the only one with cpr training is a 15 yo who won't take off his beanie, the pretty girl is a kleptomaniac and the cook is 19 with substance abuse issues

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Just a quick note from your friendly neighborhood bookworm/indie author

if you use kindle for the majority of your library, they will be shutting down the function that allows you to download your files and transfer them via USB on the 26th of February. Which doesn't sound like a huge deal, but this also means that if a book is taken off Amazon for any reason—like it being banned—they can scrape it off your kindle as well. So maybe backup your library?

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Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

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We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.