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My current not-approved-by-the-government opinion is that im not anyone's parent and i should not be responsible for random teenagers online. If I post smth thats 'meant for adults' and its labled as such then what happens from there is literally not my problem. If a teen- who is fully capable of turning on self moderation settings on their own btw- doesn't use a site's provided self moderation settings and they see boobs or dicks then like literally whatever, its neither the end of the world or a big deal. It shouldn't fall on me or a website or a tech company to do a parent's job, and also frankly i don't think a parent should be breathing down their 16 year old's neck on the off chance they do actually want to look at tits, but thats a discussion that americans will fucking throw a fit at so maybe we'll discuss that another day in better company.

"But what about young children!!" see thats! where parents should be involved- that is to say, why are you letting your young child on the internet in the first place, you fucking idiot.

Edit that's not gonna be seen: i've muted this post, if you're arguing in the replies i do not see it nor do i care.

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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How did you train your cats to not wake you up?

By rolling over and stubbornly feigning sleep if they did.

Their brains are little cause-effect engines. If standing next to your face and yelling until you feed them doesn't actually produce that result, they'll eventually stop doing it. You just have to outlast them.

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Cursed to be stuck inside this ancient amulet for years but you know I was kind of getting used to it. The solitude had eaten away just enough of my sanity that I'm pretty sure it only would've been a few more days before I started hallucinating some really neat shit.

But then. THEN. This fuckass twink descendant of my mortal enemies picks up my amulet. Takes right out of the sacred chamber. I guess it was finally a ruin now? Worse timing possible, too late to stop me going insane and right before the insanity could pay off.

So some clueless idiot is actually wearing me for the first time in centuries. I'm gonna wreck this dude's shit, I don't care if he is weirdly nice and kind of pretty in the face department. The second I accumulate enough power I'm breaking out of here and making him regret being born.

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Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS

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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*

anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.

bonus:

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Will always reblog

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Sillies

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thought this was funny for a sticker

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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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Bruce, after he got his brain to work again: I am a grandfather?

Jason: The fuck you are!? You are not his grandfather!

Bruce: Jason you will always be my son! It does not matter what you have done!

Jason: He is still not your grandson! He is not my child!

Bruce: He is not? Whose child is he then!?

Jason: Yours!

And with that Bruce's brain will once again stop working for a time.

Batman: Under the Red Hood but Jason is carrying Damian in a baby carrier on his chest the whole time.

literally nothing changes, Jason is just going around his Red Hood business with an infant strapped to his chest and absolutely nobody knows who this child is or why Hood has him.

Bruce doesn't know what to do because?? obviously he wants to make sure this child doesn't get hurt?? but he also has to fight Hood because Hood is still killing people??? so now they're just fighting on rooftops except every now and then they'll awkwardly pause for a few minutes as this random baby starts crying and Red Hood stops shooting so he can gently shush him and rock his body back and forth to lull him back to sleep.

Batman's like “Can't you- can't you just put him down somewhere for a few minutes…?” “?!?! I can't leave a child unsupervised, are you fucking stupid? Jesus Christ no wonder your Robins keep fucking dying.”

“Maybe Nightwing can hold him while we fight...?”

“You think I trust Dick to keep the kid safe? He used to dangle me from the edges of gargoyles by my cape.”

“...JASON?!?!”

*Damian starts crying*

“Oh great Bruce, you fucking woke him up again. Yelling like a moron. Jackass.”

“?!?!!?!?”

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Red Hood in Position

Based on this post

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.

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