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ep10: car ride

(Conversation Between Gem and Impulse)

Gem: "Dad, I'm so nervous about this date. It's my first date with a girl. "

Impulse: "It's okay to be nervous, Gem. It's completely normal to have those feelings, especially for a first date and one that started online."

Gem: "But what if she's not who she says she is? What if she's actually in her 30s and just using her looks to fool people my age? What if she asked to meet at the bar so she could drug me or something? Or maybe I'm just being paranoid..."

Impulse: "Hey, hey, relax. Your concerns are totally valid. Worries before any first date are normal, especially with online meetings. But I promise you, it's going to be okay. Just think of it like you're going to talk to a friend from high school. That's how I approached my first date with your dad, and you see how that turned out."

(Impulse winks, and Gem laughs)

Gem: "Thanks, Dad. That really helps."

Impulse: "You're welcome, Gem. You're going to do great. Just remember to be yourself and stay aware just in case. Now go have fun."

Gem: "I will, Dad. Thanks."

Feeling more at ease, Gem waves to him and steps out of the car.

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ep9: you can sey thats a date

Skizz: Gemy bemy! you look amazing! where are you going tonight?

Gem (doing her makeup and hair in front of the mirror, trying desperately to look her best): "I met this girl on a dating site, and we have a date tonight. I need some advice for the date. Can you help?"

Skizz: "Ho! I am so happy for you! First of all I wiil sey, just be yourself. It's important to be as genuine as possible. Make sure you and the other person have aligned desires for the relationship. You know, like whether one of you is looking for something temporary while the other wants something serious, like marriage."

Gem: "That makes sense. What else?"

Skizz: "Also, try to have similar core beliefs. For example, views on religion, policies on dealing with all kinds of people, and make sure your date isn't someone who holds prejudices, like being homophobic or racist. Those are important things to look for."

Gem: "Yeah, that's really good advice. But isn't dating a woman a bit different from dating a man?"

Skizz: "You're right. Dating a woman can be slitly different from dating a man although the main thing are similar. I've only dated men, so my experience is a bit limited there. But that's why I think you should also ask Dad Impulse. he has dated both women and men, so he might have some more specific insights for you."

Gem: "Thanks, Dad. I'll ask him too. But your advice about being myself and checking for compatibility is really helpful."

Skizz: "Anytime, Gem. Just remember, there's no rush. Take your time, and make sure you're comfortable and happy."

Gem: "I will, Dad. Thanks again."

Skizz: "You're going to do great, Gem. Just be yourself and have fun."

Gem: "Thanks, Dad. I'll let you know how it goes."

Skizz: "Can't wait to hear all about it. Good luck!"

They share a warm smile, and Gem feels more confident as she finishes getting ready for her date.

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ep8:Ant and the scoots

contecx: after that mcc was, i sow comment that "it loke like impulse took his daughter to pride event". so that make me write this story.

Impulse and Gem walked into the large venue, where Scott was already waving at her enthusiastically. Scott showed Gem the plans for the stage where the competing groups would be performing. Gem, who loved building and was quite good at it, was immediately drawn to the detailed plans. Scott was great at decorating, and Ant was strategizing on how to win the competition.

Impulse stood there, feeling a bit awkward for a moment. However, Ant and Scott quickly approached him and introduced themselves. Impulse introduced himself in return, mentioning that he was the Redstone engineer . Scott immediately suggested that Impulse could help set up the lights and microphones for the stage.

As they worked together on the stage setup, Impulse found himself enjoying the time spent with his daughter, Gem. They collaborated on placing the lights and wiring the microphones, transforming the stage into a vibrant focal point for the party. Impulse felt a sense of pride and happiness seeing Gem in her element, working passionately on something she loved.

The experience not only strengthened their bond but also allowed Impulse to connect with Scott and Ant, making it a memorable event for everyone involved. The stage was soon ready, glowing with perfectly set lights and clear, functioning microphones, all thanks to their combined efforts. Impulse cherished these precious moments spent with Gem, knowing how rare they were in their busy lives.

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ep7: I am ready for the life series!

contecx: that pasmo strim...

(Dinner Conversation Between Impulse and Skizz)

Impulse: "Honey, I'll be in the kitchen making dinner. Can you set the table?"

Skizz (sighs): "What's on the menu tonight? Is it spaghetti again?"

Impulse (sighing deeply): "Ahhh, how did you guess?"

Skizz: "Oh come on, babe, I work all day. I need you to keep it somewhat exciting. Don't get me wrong, I love your spaghetti, you make really good spaghetti!"

Impulse (sighs again): "But spaghetti is easy. I don't want to work hard!"

Skizz (smiling): "Babe, I knew it. That's why I don't feel loved when it's spaghetti every night. It's so..."

Impulse (nodding): "Fine, fine, fine. I'll cook the noodles al dente for once, okay? Just this once, just for you!"

Skizz: "Okay, you know what? I don't even know what that means, so you've already won! This is interesting for me!"

Impulse: "And... I'll make meat sauce, not just marinara. I'll make actual meat sauce, so you'll have some meat in there."

Impulse (heading into the kitchen): "Do you want ground beef or ground turkey for the meat sauce? Which one?"

Skizz (thinking for a moment): "Oh... that's a good call. I want ground beef but let's go with ground turkey. I always feel better the next day."

Impulse: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's healthier."

Impulse (from the kitchen): "I don't have any moose in the jar, otherwise I'd tell you that."

they both laugh

Skizz: "I appreciate you, babe. I really want you to know that."

Impulse: "Oh, do you want garlic bread? You can afford a few carbs today?"

Skizz: "Yes, babe! And I don't care if it makes me feel bad. I love your garlic bread!"

Impulse: "Okay, you've got the garlic bread, thick slices even."

Skizz: "And I'm going to drink 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 11 beers, and that'll be it."

Impulse: "Okay, I'm on the new 75 Hard diet, can't drink beer. You'll have to BYOB."

Skizz (in a mock-serious tone): "Oh, then I'll drink 22. I'll drink for both of us."

Impulse (laughing): "Thank you, I appreciate that. Yes, go ahead, get slash."{i dont know how to write it,so if you do pls coment!}

They laugh and continue preparing dinner and setting the table together.

p.s i know that gem is not here, but the dads are, and are a part of her story,when i wrot this story this convo just append,and i just had to add it! so you get jast pride eps! wow!

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boys bye,girls hi.

ep6: do you know the words?

(Dinner Conversation Between Gem, Skizz, and Impulse)

Gem: "Dad Skizz, can you come with me to the pride party that Scott and ant are going to? It would make me feel a lot better."

Skizz: "Oh, Gemston, I would love to, but I have an important work meeting that I can't miss. I'm really sorry."

Gem: "That's okay, Dad. I understand. I was just hoping..."

Impulse: "Hey, Gem. I can take you to the party if you'd like. I'd be happy to spend some time with you there."

Gem: "Really, Dad Impulse? That would be amazing! it would be great if you could meet Scott and Ant."

Impulse: "I'd love to meet them. It'll be fun, and I'm looking forward to spending some quality time with you."

Gem: "Thanks, Dad. I'm really happy that you can come with me. I don't get to spend a lot of time with you usually, so this is going to be special."

Impulse: "It's going to be a great night, Gem. I can't wait."

Gem: "Me too, Dad. Thank you so much."

They smile at each other, feeling excited about their upcoming adventure together.

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ep5:pride event.

Scott: "Hey Gem, Ant and I were just talking about our plans. There's this amazing pride party that Ant and I are going to. You should totally come with us!"

Gem: "I don't know, Scott. I'm feeling a bit anxious. It's my first time attending a pride event since coming out."

Scott: "I get it, Gem. It's a big step, but you'll be surrounded by people who understand and support you. Plus, it's going to be so much fun! You won't be alone."

Gem: "Do you think one of my dads could come with me? I'd feel a lot more comfortable if Dad Skizz could join. He always makes me feel safe."

Scott: "Of course! The more, the merrier. I'm sure your dad would love to come. Just ask him and let me know."

Gem: "Alright, I'll ask him and get back to you. Thanks, Scott."

Scott: "No problem, Gem. You're going to have an amazing time, I promise."

Gem: "I hope so. Thanks for inviting me."

Scott: "Anytime, Gem. We're all in this together."

Gem: "I'll talk to Dad Skizz and let you know. See you soon!"

Scott: "See you, Gem!"

Ant: "Can't wait to see you there, Gem!"

Gem: "Thanks, Ant. See you both soon!"

They all smile and continue discussing their plans, feeling excited about the upcoming event.

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ep4: A Dinner Conversation

Impulse: "Gem, I read your letter. I want you to know that I'm incredibly proud of you for coming out to me, no matter how you chose to do it. There is no right or wrong way to come out."

Gem: "Thanks, Dad. I felt bad about not telling you face-to-face like I did with Dad Skizz. "

Impulse: "I understand, and it's okay. Everyone's journey is different. When I came out as bisexual, it wasn't easy either. I faced a lot of misunderstanding and sometimes even rejection. But I had to be true to myself, just like you are now."

Gem: "It's comforting to hear that. I knew you'd accept me, but it was still scary."

Impulse: "Our LGBTQIA+ community has come a long way, but there are still challenges. I've had my share of struggles as a bisexual man. There were times when people didn't take my bisexuality seriously or thought it was just a phase. But I stayed true to who I am, and I found my happiness with your dad and you kids."

Gem: "You're so brave, Dad. I'm lucky to have you as an example."

Impulse: "So, how do you feel about bringing a boyfriend or girlfriend home now?"

Gem: "Honestly, right now, being bi for me stands for 'bi-myself.' I'm not ready for that yet."

Impulse (laughing): "That's a good one, Gem. Take your time. There's no rush."

Gem: "Thanks, Dad. I love you."

Impulse: "I love you too, Gem."

They laugh together, and Gem gives Impulse a warm hug.

(ho yes,yes the bi-myself joke!)

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ep3: happy pride month!

Hey Dad Impulse,

I know you're super busy with your new city, by the way, I visited there, it looks amazing! Dad, I want to tell you something that's been on my mind for a long time, but I haven't been able to say it out loud. Dad Skizz already knows and is keeping it a secret, I am sorry I haven't been able to say it to you. G suggested writing it in a letter, so here we go... I'm bi. Yes, I love both girls and boys. I know you'll definitely accept me, since you're bi yourself and married to a man, but still, saying it out loud scared me, not because of you, but because of me. You know I've always been closer to Dad Skizz, and G has been closer to you. I hope you're not mad that I didn't tell you face to face. By the way, I'm bi, G is gay, you're bi, and Dad Skizz is gay – who in this family is straight? LOL, Anyway, have a great day, Dad!

Gem

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ep2: on wednesday, we haunt ghosts.

Dear Diary,

A new day is here, and I'm so excited! Why? Because today is Wednesday, and on Wednesdays, my dads and I go explore haunted houses, guess at ghostly presences, and laugh a lot. I know, it sounds crazy to be laughing during such a scary experience, but when Dad Skizz is around, you just can't help but laugh. He turns every experience—sad, scary, or just plain boring—into a magical and very funny adventure. Dad Impulse once told me that's what made him fall in love with Dad Skizz, his infectious laughter, and the fact that just being around him always puts you in a good mood. I completely agree! There's no one like Dad Skizz! But don't worry, I love Dad Impulse too.

I hope G can join us; my brother is a busy kid. I'm just going to pack everything I need in my bag, and I'm ready to go. Oh my God, this is going to be amazing!

Gem

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ep 1: happy b-day yoyo

Dear diary!

Today marks my grand 20th birthday. Wow! I feel so grown up now. Dad Skizz gifted me this diary to jot things down. He says writing in a diary helped him understand the world when he was my age, as it's the age when one transitions from adolescence to the real world. I'm giving it a try, even though writing "Dear Diary" at 20 feels a bit cringy... LOL, you bet I still did it...

So, umm... what do people usually write here? Maybe I should introduce myself or something. Well, hi! I'm Gem. I have two wonderful dads named Impulse and Skizz, an older brother named Grian, and an uncle named Tango. I have many great friends too. Oh, I probably need to explain something to you – I live in a unique universe where sometimes we can come back to life after we die, and some of us are special creatures, not just humans. For instance, Dad Impulse is a demon, Dad Skizz is a angel, my brother Grian is a parrot with the head of a codfish He also loves dressing up as a chicken for some reason, weirdo.

I am a moose. But Dad Skizz always says I am his princess and calls me "Gemmy Bammy." Dad Skizz has nicknames for everyone. For example, he calls Dad Impulse "Diphlodop," and Grian is "G." Okay, I'm tired of writing now. I'll write more later.

Gem.

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ep. the finale!

back story: willd life finale.

Content warning: alcohol and a litele 18+ topic,its very mild bc i am aroac,but its still here bc its a rendoc story.

Doc entered the house. It was Tuesday, the day his husband competed in the Life Series, and today was the finale! Oh, how he hoped Ren had won! He closed the door and called out, "Ren Digadi," an old nickname for his husband from when Doc was still with BdoubleO. Wow, how time flies...

Ren was nowhere to be seen. Doc assumed he was finishing up editing the episode of the Life Series. He sat down on the couch and turned on something random on the TV.

Ren enters the house in a strange outfit—half red, half green, with one side of his face painted

Doc: Hello, handsome! [leans forward with eyes closed and lips puckered, ready for a kiss, but it doesn't come. Ren steps back and mumbles quietly]

Ren: I can't kiss you right now, honey. Not now.

Doc: [nods, trying not to feel hurt] Oh, of course. Go wash off the makeup. Why are you dressed like that anyway?

Ran: Oh, just Life Series stuff. You know, things happen in this season, huh? [speaks in a slightly quiet, guilty voice]

Doc: Okay, honey, I'll wait for you here. [sits buck on the couch, muttering to himself as Ran disappears into the bathroom] Don’t create conspiracies, Doc. Don’t let your imagination run wild. Ren loves you, Ren loves you. Ren loves you? [shakes his head and returns to the video]

A few minutes later...

Doc: [instinctively bites his lower lip and stands up to greet his husband] Oh, who is this handsome guy?

Ren: [smiles softly and kisses Doc gently]

Doc: [pins Ren against the wall and kisses him passionately, repeatedly, for several minutes. Finally, Ran breaks the kiss and quickly whispers]

Ran: Martyn is really my boyfriend in the Life Series, Doc. In the third life, we were together twice, once with Tango involved, and in real life, we had a threesome with Skizz...

Doc: [exhales] Yes, I know. Now you're here in this universe, and it's my turn, right? [asks playfully, gently pinning Ren back against the wall]

Ren: A...aren't you jealous? Angry? [asks, surprised]

Doc: No! It's a completely different universe... BdoubleO is Etho's son in that series! Scar and Grian are a couple! Scar is AroAce here, Grian has a crush on Mumbo, and BdoubleO and Etho, well, you know how they are... Come on, it's a different world, Ren.

Ren: So why don't we forget about Martyn and the fact that I lost today in that other world and go to the bedroom, huh? [winks]

Doc: Oh, absolutely! [smiles]

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part 4: what will we do with a druken captain?

back story: hamrat show on rat smp.(also the ore snatcher)

Content warning: alcohol!

Doc:[slams the door in frustration] This situation with the ore snatcher is driving me nuts.

[As he walks towards the living room, mumbling angrily, he suddenly stops when he sees Ren sitting on the couch with his head down and eyes closed.]

Doc: [rushes over to Ren, whispering] Honey? Are you okay?

Ren: [opens his eyes, which are red and a bit hazy] 

Doc: Ren, baby, what's happened to you? [whispers in a soft voice, surprising even himself with the tenderness]

Ren: Ah, not everything is great, just... too much sangria. [speaks in a high, slightly distorted voice, stumbling over his words]

Doc: [shakes his head] Where on earth are you drinking such good sangria that you get drunk on it for the second time this month? And how come we haven't gone there for a date yet?

Ren: [laughs a bit drunkenly and hiccups, trying to gather his words] Ah, it's at... my project with... Martyn.

Doc: [furrows his brow] The Life Series? I suppose it’s really stressful there, but when do you have time to drink sangria?

Ren: [looks at Doc with a hazy but amused expression] Not there, silly, in the 'Ratick'... Rat SMP.

Doc: [surprised] Oh, that? What happened there today?

[As Ren is about to answer, Doc’s phone rings with Skizz’s number, he is looking into the ore snacher case. Doc apologizes to Ran and answers the call.]

Doc: [returns to the couch with a gloomy expression] ok back to you.

Ran: [worried voice despite being drunk] Are you alright, babe?

[Doc smiles at Ren's concerned tone]

Doc: Don't worry about it, babe. So, what were you about to tell me?

Ren: Ah... it was... what was I telling you? Oh yeah, about the Rat SMP. [tries hard to stay focused on the conversation] There was a show today. I started with some sangria at the bar before the performance. Honestly, I already felt the alcohol's effect then. You know, I'm not like you, not good with alcohol... [giggles and playfully nudges Doc with his elbow] Then the show turned into a murder or something like that. I don't know, I was pretty drunk because I kept drinking sangria throughout the show. Everyone was shouting and accusing each other, and I escaped to the bar to find some peace. Then I blacked out and don't really remember how I got home, but I think Martyn brought me back.[sighs and lowers his gaze] It's lucky, Doc, that I'm Martyn's partner and not yours in these things.

Doc: Wha... what? [stammers in confusion]

Ren: Yeah, Martyn is crazy and doesn't get scared by the nonsense I do there.

Doc: Not that, partner?

Ren: Oh yes, but platonically, of course. You know, a partner to work together and stuff.

Doc: Oh, of course. Well, babe, I think you need to sleep now. I'll take you to bed, okay?

[Doc helps Ren to bed and falls asleep next to him, feeling a strange sense of jealousy towards Martyn. Where did that come from?]

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part 4: do anyone still riding this?

back story: idk men.. just enjoy!

Content warning: alcohol!

Ran: Hey, Doc. 

Doc:Hey, love. How was your day?

Ran: It was okay. How about yours?

Doc: It was good, thank you. Could you pass me the salt, please?

Ran:Sure. Here you go.

Doc:Thanks. Is everything okay, Ran? You seem a bit quiet tonight.

Ran:I... well, first of all, thank you for the song. I haven't had the chance to listen to it yet, but I'm sure it's beautiful.

Doc:Are you upset with me for some reason? Is that why you haven't listened to it?

Ran:No, Doc, you're perfect. It's me. I feel awful about myself.

Doc:Why? What's wrong?

Ran: It's about Martyn. You know, he posted a picture of us holding hands in willd life and It really hit me. Here, I only love one person this way—you. But Martyn... he's so much like you, and I feel like I'm betraying you.

Doc: Ran, why would you feel bad about that, darling? 

Ran: It just feels like I'm cheating on you.

Doc:[laughs] Oh, Ran, the life series are different from here. You're free to be with whoever you want in the group there. It's just a game, Ran.

Ran: You're right. Thank you. I needed to hear that.

Doc: [kisses Ran on the lips] You're welcome. Now, let's listen to the song Joel made for you.

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part:4 its becume a love song...

back story: Doc ep. when he order love song for Ren.

joel, pls. meke.this.song!

content worning: alcohol!

Ran: Hey, Skizz. 

Skizz: Hey, Ran! How's it going?

Ran: I'm... well, not too great actually. There's something really bothering me.

Skizz: I'm here for you, buddy. What's on your mind?

Ran:Well, I saw this picture Martyn posted on Instagram. It was him and me, holding hands in wild life. It don't really loke good,you know what I'm seying? You know, I love only one person this way here—my husband, Doc. But Martyn... he reminds me so much of Doc in the life series, and I feel like I'm betraying Doc by liking him so much.

Skizz: Oh man, that sounds tough. But hey, just because you feel a connection with Martyn, it doesn’t mean you’re betraying Doc. You’re not doing anything wrong. the life series its a all different world.

Ran:Thanks, Skizz. But it gets worse. Joel called earlier. He said Doc asked him to produce a love song dedicated to me. Doc is so amazing, and I feel so guilty about all these mixed feelings.

Skizz:Doc really loves you, Ran. And it's clear you love him too. It's perfectly normal to have confusing feelings sometimes. Have you talked to Doc about how you're feeling?

Ran: No, I haven’t. I’m scared of what he might think.

Skizz: I get that dude, but I believe Doc would understand. He loves you, remember? Talking it out might actually help. He'd probably tell you that everything's okay.

Ran: You’re probably right, Skizz. I’ll try to talk to him. Thanks for listening. You always know how to make me feel better.

Skizz: Anytime, hommy buddy. Remember, you’re a great guy and you’re doing your best. Trust in your love for Doc and in his love for you.

Ran: Thanks, Skizz. I’ll talk to Doc tonight. Take care.

Skizz: Take care brother! You got this!

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part:3 (not so) silly, little British drinking song..

backstory: Because rat is not Ren's main SMP, Ren goigng back to Hermitcraft for sleep after the "episode" is over . By the way, this is the day of Halloween.

content worning: alcohol!

Doc pulled out the bottle of wine from the fridge that he kept for celebrations and difficult days. He sat down heavily on the sofa, feeling the weight of the day spread over his shoulders.

he took a sip when the door opened with a surprising bang. "bebe?" Doc asked, Ren entered the living room swaying and looking at the bottle on the table. "Oh, I see I wasn't the only one drinking today," he muttered with a faint smile. Doc jumped off the couch and kissed his husband on the lips. "So… I think i want to sleep here because.. ," Ran began, but quickly regretted it. " never mind, looks like you've had a rough day yourself."

Ren sat down on the couch, his sweaty scientist clothes still on. Normally, Doc would have preferred Ren not to sit like that on the couch, but today he just hugged him quietly. Ran sighed, "Honey, I'm going to change clothes and go to bed. This sangria is really affecting me, I…" He hiccup and and sigh. Doc nodded and helped him up, and together they walked towards their room.

Ren went into the shower to change clothes and Doc changed into pajamas in the room in front of the mirror. He kind of forgot that Ran is a scientist and is used to changing clothes in a second. He was wearing only pants when Ran entered the room. They've been married long enough that Doc isn't uncomfortable, normally, Ren would now say something funny and suggestive along the lines of "Maybe you shouldn't put your shirt on" or some other joke, but today he just collapsed on the bed and fell asleep immediately.

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part: 2- thing that will end bad..bad endings.

back story: doc and Big Salomon staff

contest worning: alcohol!

The phone vibrated strongly, and the incoming call appeared on the screen: "Tha one from Big Salmon." Doc answered shortly: "Yes?" It was XB, the guy who got him into a lot of trouble, but also his active partner in the Big wood, a shop he has almost no time to invest in. XB spoke fast, set up a secret meeting with him for tomorrow and Doc agreed, wondering what went wrong at the shop this time.

the pone ring again. "What XB? I have to work," he replied without looking at the screen. "XB?" The familiar voice with the South African accent made him freeze. "Hey Babe, XB called earlier and he has a tendency to call in a row… Ran, honey," he said in a pleading voice, "it's just for business I promise"

Ren laughed, "Calm down my goat, I was just asking. I know you're loyal, and between us, you're the one who should be suspected, you know, with Martyn and all." well,that just meke Doc feel weird, what do you mean'you're the one who should be suspected, you know, with Martyn and all' was his concern right? . "I just wanted to say that I'm sleeping at giga-corpe tonight " Doc almost banged his head against the wall. This day just keeps getting worse.