I'm a freshman at a small college in Iowa, USA. I'm learning many things even non-academic. This is how I shall document it. Please feel free to inbox/submit suggestions.
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Hay doesn't taste good
Neither does straw for the record
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Bacteria sex = bacteria porn
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You are expected to be a whore
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No matter how much you like school, breaks can't come fast enough
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Some days are just made to be shitty
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They make an electrical razor for your legs.
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Friends keep you busy so you don't text that ex that goes to the same college as you and may or may not be in your group of friends
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Tests can be over 1 chapter or 8.
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Tator tots are not deep fried; they are baked
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Hot guys are everywhere, but it is not socially acceptable to point and gawk at them
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Eggs are only $.99
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Freakout studying is good because then the test seems easy
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It's culture for Africans to kiss you. And boy them lips almost make it okay.
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You're friends are there for you. No matter what. Even when you have a breakdown in the rec room. They're there. Thanks, ladies. I love you.
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Sometimes you wanna go home. Even if you don't care for home, Just because it's away form the people making you cry.
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Sweetie, this isn't a big university- I know when you talk shit about me.
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