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Ares: Right now I'm not dEpReSsEd- I'm just having a little break from slaying. A little break from slaying. Then i'm gonna go back to slaying soon. So don't you worry. Eris:All I asked if you wanted to butter your toast.

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Demeter: I seriously HATE YOU. Listen what I'm saying. I can't stand you. Hades: You miss me! Demeter: I hate you! Hades: You miss me and you love me. Demeter: I would kill you if I could. Hades: We have a good thing going you and I.

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Dionysus: And I've been meaning to tell you... Ariadne*cleaning her tears*: What? Dionysus: I think you should come live with me.

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Hera: I told you earlier I don't have any friends. The truth is I couldn't let myself have them. Because I always ended up hurting those who are close to me. *sleeping Leto* Hera: Your a nice girl, Leto.

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Patroclus: It's terrible... This are the bounties of the fighters for the Troyan war. Achilles: Yeah, I know right?! Where is my face?

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Dionysus*in front of the mirror*: I love this song, do you Ariadne? Hebe*sneaking into Dio's room*: Yeah I love it. But not as much as I love you Dioooo! Dionysus: GeT oUt Of My RoOm!

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*Cerberus get kidnapped* Persephone: i took him for a walk and puff he was gone.. It must been 15 minutes. Hermes: Right, and in dog years that's only seven hours. Persephone: WhY wOuLd YoU sAy ThAt? Hades*hyperventilaiting* Iris: This is why they prefer the dog over you. Hermes: Calm down. If we can trace his location we can find your fuzzy boy. Hades: Not fuzzy, he's fluffy. Persephone: We don't know what he is anymore... He could be fuzzy, he could be anything. HaDeS... He could be scruffy! Hades: Now you've upset Seph. I hope you're happy. Hermes: Why would I be happy? I just mixed two words. Hades: Just. Your fired. Hermes: That seems a little extreme for a dog... Persephone: He's right. Just suspend him without pay. Hades: Whatever you want my love. Hermes: Again why did you ask for my help?

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Hermes: Pheito If you're suggesting that I can't be romantic, you're out of your mind. Dionysus: Yeah, excuse me. Hermes here, is very romantic okay? He does very romantic stuff for me all of the time. Hermes: Dio what are you talking about?! Ariadne*slurching a slushie*: Oh this is gonna end bad. Dionysus*emotional*: Just the other week you were very romantic to me, when I fell down in the parking lot and you picked me up. Hermes*sighs*: How was that romantic? Dionysus *tears fall down*: It was beautiful and kind. You know romance doesn't have to be sexual you idiot. *they both start to fight* Ariadne: You gonna have to get used to that. Pheito: That was a lot...

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Zeus: How do you say sorry to a girl you gave her a disease that could kill her? Flowers... Hades*stop reading*: You gave a girl what? Zeus: Gonorhea. Poseidon: Oh shit. Did you get antibiotics? Zeus: No. I tested negative so I don't need them. Hades*flabbergasted* Poseidon: Okay... But uhm she tested positive? Zeus:Mhm Hades*sighs*: Look, buddy, if you don't have it, there's no way you could have given it to her. Zeus: I couldn't? I'm so confused. Poseidon: It' means she got it from somewhere else... Zeus: Like a toilet seat? Hades*deep breath*: Uhm no, not that. Poseidon: Zeus! Another's guy dick! Zeus*silence*

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Aphrodite: Sorry, I can't take your touch... Hephaestus: Stop saying sorry, dear. Aphrodite: It's just that I fell in love with a war. Hephaestus: I wish you told me we ended

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Poseidon: It's time to come home... Zeus: Yeah... Yeah.. It does seem like you're a bit nervous. Poseidon: No shit Sherlock. Can someone please tell me something encouraging for this presentation, before I go out there to talk to Athena... Hades*sighs*: I know, I know champ. Just calm down. Poseidon: God, I wish Demeter was here. She always knows what to say. Zeus*blinks*: Uhm.. Oh, Poseidon, your so dumb. So dumb that you can't even walk properly. Poseidon: You're so smart. So ridiculous.

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Apollo: Don't come crying to me when your big dreams fall apart. Ares: Don't fucking hold your breath! Ares: Pull up your godman pants loser! *Artemis and Athena watching the whole thing* Artemis: That was patetic. Athena: Absolutely. We have sorry excuses for brothers.

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Hades*fixing his tears*: Father said we're not to cry. Poseidon: That' is because father is incapable of emotion. You are 10. Cry if you feel like it.

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Hestia*in the mirror*: Mother said be good, mother said be nice. That was always her advice. *walks around the olympus helping everyone* Hestia*walking fixing things*:So be nice Hestia. Good Hestia. Nice, good, good. Nice. *sees no one again thanks her* Hestia: What's the good of being good, if everyone is blind.. *sitting back at her seat at the Olympus* Zeus: Hestia, we decided that Dionysus will be taking your seat now. Hestia*nods and leaves* *at her temple* Hestia: Always leaving you behind... Nice, kind. Good, Hestia. NICE!! *screams into her pillow*

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Aphrodite *sitting on the edge of the river*: I'm just trying to focus on myself. Hermes*sits beside her*: Why? Aphrodite: Because I keep making mistakes and not learning from them.

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Ares: Thena you like my plan? Athena: Yeah. I do like your plan, except where the part it sucks. So let me do the plan so that way It might be really good.

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Hera: Laurie proposes to Jo and she says no even thought she's still in love with him and then he ends up marrying Amy. *closes the book* Poseidon: Hey! Mine was by accident! Hera: Yeah sure. Hestia: Guys take five. Poseidon: No, no. Alright. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad. *Hades puts his hand on his mouth and Zeus sighs* Hera*looks at him death in the eyes*: Beth dies. *Poseidon gasps, as Hestia comforts him* Demeter*drinks her water*: Cheers. Poseidon*pale*: B-beth... Beth dies? Hera*smirks*: Mhm. Poseidon*looking at Zeus now*: Is that true? if I Keep reading is Beth gonna die? Hestia: No, Beth dosen't die. She dosen't die. Does she Hera? Hera*pissed*: WhAt? Zeus: My love, Poseidon is asking if you've just ruined the first book he's ever loved that didn't star Jack Nicholson. Hera*sighs*: Fine, no she dosen't die. Poseidon: Then why would you say that? It's very mean.