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My post: *gets 36 notes*

Me: Oh boy this ones doing numbers

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NO HOMO!

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Harry Potter Return To Hogwarts but its like a shitty highschool reunion mocumentary. 

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The overwhelming dread of “Harry Potter: return to Hogwarts” is eating me alive today.

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hbp draco 🥲

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The one thing Draco and Ron have in common is crippling asthma.

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Mrs Norris: *Get’s Petrified*

Draco Malfoy: RIP THAT PUSSY AYE

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if you support t*m f*lton or jkr, get the fuck off my blog.

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I firmly believe Lily found herself thinking about James a lot in like 6th year and had that moment of "oh no. oh god. not him. anyone but him. you can't be serious" 😂

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Don’t make me tap the sign

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Second year Draco was a Once-ler kinnie.

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J. K. Rowling is currently trying to shift and fuck Snape.

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I’ve been on Tumblr for a year and no death threat?? Thats all i came here for.

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Draco Malfoy is autistic send tweet. 

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astoria is so much better looking than draco and more pleasant to be around that everyone gossips behind their back wondering how he managed to marry her

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So do we all agree that Astoria greengrass is the baddest bitch in town

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draco isn’t good looking he looks like a hairless cat who smells fresh at all times and dresses well 😠