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it’s absurd how you can feel bad and then eating food helps ??? man bodies are so weird

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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offering up the hottest take on the internet: i actually think rf kuang should’ve increased the academic pedantry in katabasis. it was one of the major things that made babel so unique and exciting to me personally, but i feel like she toned it down and i missed it greatly.

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WOAH the people of reddit rly hate rf kuang… like there are valid criticisms for sure but truly that’s some rancid commentary over there. not gonna venture over again. jesus.

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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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whenever i see someone having fun i basically kill them with my orbital laser

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I just love it when she:

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katniss : “haymitch hates me so much! he despises me and everything about me!”

peeta : “that’s true. only i think he hates me even more…”

haymitch in actual canon : “those two are my only reasons for living and the only people left on this earth I love.”

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the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD

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if yaoi is so good then why aren't they women

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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone

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Its not safe to scroll on here alone. here. take this bug 🐛

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You have GOT to stop acting like "criminals" are a different breed of human that are more violent just because.

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will sleep ever happen to me? who could say

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she’s back, she’s evil, she’s doing homoerotic exorcisms with mitski, she’s even pro-vaccine!