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THE ONCE-LER
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thneedss Β· 4 months ago
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Criminal Sentences, Vol. 25
(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I want to liberate your truest self: the beast that prowls around your heart."
"A wise man would walk away from this house and make a concerted effort to forget everything that occurred last night."
"We had an arrangement. You don't come here."
"Don't play games. I'm not in the mood."
"I'm not so easy to kill."
"I really want to apologise for, you know, the massive crime I've committed."
"The thing is, what you're asking, it isn't easy - and it sure isn't free."
"Are you worried I'm going to shoot him or something?"
"The next time you come in here without my permission, you and me are going to have a problem."
"Listen, I have just left a very enjoyable evening with some old friends to come and murder a hired contract killer for you, so let's tone down the judgement a tad, shall we?"
"I think if you wanted to kill me, you'd have done it already."
"Everyone has their weaknesses. Don't mind me as I find yours."
"You should know that I've had eyes on you recently, so I know everything."
"I've always been preternaturally inclined to violence. I was exposed to it from an early age."
"What were you trying to prove by doing this? Just showing me that you're good at sneaking into places you're not wanted? I already knew that!"
"I've tasted success, and it's a meal I now wish to devour."
"Holy christ, you're a morbid fuck!"
"I'll be sure to call next time I need someone threatened."
"You have no sense of the terrors I will bring onto you."
"You don't even know what you're dealing with, do you?"
"Some of us get harder as we get older, and some of us get soft."
"Who the hell are you to order me around?"
"You're not going to survive coming after me."
"People like you and me, we don't get to ride off into the sunset - but we get to stay around and watch the stars come out, and that's not nothing, I suppose."
"We don't have to trust each other, we don't even have to like each other, but we have to work together on this."
"You should be more afraid of me."
"Death excites you, doesn't it?"
"Do you have to enjoy my discomfort quite so much?"
"Because I murder with will and not like a blind animal, you think me a monster. Yet, how many corpse have you left in your wake?"
"If you want my help, you'll do as I ask."
"Do not fool yourself; you cannot lie to me."
"You're a very suspicious person."
"Do you still have that rocket launcher?"
"Do you carry a knife everywhere now?"
"You offer me a normal life. Why do you think I want that anymore?"
"Why are you consulting with that traitor?"
"That's really not the legal loophole you think it is."
"I just realised what you're most afraid of."
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thneedss Β· 1 year ago
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no context It was one of the first drawings I did of him and i didn't finish it either xD
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thneedss Β· 1 year ago
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thneedss Β· 1 year ago
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I was waiting for it to be done for so long...
So I did it myself β™‘
(You're welcome.)
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thneedss Β· 2 years ago
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Silly reminder about HOW ridiculously long are Once-ler’s legs
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thneedss Β· 2 years ago
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β€œI could fix him”; β€œI could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next
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thneedss Β· 2 years ago
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