#onceler ask blog

[rosie-n-oncie]

what are your favorite foods?

Mine personally is my mothers Røkelaks! Which is essentially just smoked salmon. I’d cook it myself but I’m no good at cooking.

Uh, that’s a hard one—I like my breakfast meal I typically make but I’m also a fan of Garlic Knots—when me and my brothers were closer we’d make them with our mom…those were…nice times.

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Doctor PLEASE i have eaten a thneed. What do i do now. am i beyond saving Doc

Oh my, that is quite serious!

Unlike cotton, truffula fluff is more similar to silk composition in that is partially diagestible. That being said, if you've eaten more than a small handful (several grams) you should go to the nearest emergency room. You'll likely need it surgically removed so it doesn't block your digestive tract.

It's not immediately fatal, but if it's not taken care of it can get quite serious!

[unwashedspork]

...How many ask blogs is one able to have.

[thneedss]

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[the-laneler]

Can we see your eyes?👉👈

While I do look stunning no matter what, I do usually prefer to keep my eyes hidden.. doesn’t mean i’m afraid to show off~

Thanks for the ask butterscorner <3

[cupofteasant]

They killed the Onceler wiki…

THEY KILLED THE ONCELER WIKI?!? Dude… 😭 my articles… My LQ and Swone articles. GONE just like that…

You know what, screw these guys. I’ll make my own wiki. This time I’ll take it seriously, I’ll make a better wiki cause I know for a fact most of the articles were made by trolls or tourists anyway.

[cottna]

The Complete History of The Once-ler Fandom

A deep dive into the 2012 Once-ler fandom from a fan for fans. My goal was to retell a misunderstood but legendary era of the internet from primary sources. I interviewed a lot popular users from the 2012 fandom, and did my best to try and recreate the 2012 experience for Anime Milwaukee.

[truffulawoods]

The grass never was green.

The ponds were all dry.

The clouds always covered the sun.

One day, he came to that place.

[rosie-n-oncie]

what did onceler mean by being a girl 'again'??

Uh— Don’t uh, worry about that haha

Oh shi—

[rorybluez]

"No situation is ever too bad to not answer a fashion related question"

© the Bankrupt-ler, probably

I know the whole situation around you is quite stressful, so let me ask a question on another topic. at all interviews and in various places, you appear in your iconic suit, so… Mr. Once-ler, do you have any other clothes in your wardrobe? something just as stylish? a hundred of the same green suits huh?

HEY! THEY SAID NO ONE WOULD COME HERE ANYMORE! although wait, yes.... yes i am gonna to answer that

well, i would show you the hundreds of suits i had many of them were simply EXTRAVAGANT!...just that all this forced me to get rid of them and now i only have hundreds of these green suits left...

i must admit, it's too iconic to only have 1 or 2 replicas of it... right?

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Welcome to Thneedville Clinic! A Walk-in provided for all your basic medical needs!

At our clinic we provide all of the following services:

• Emergency Medical Care for the Inhabitants of Thneedville

• Health-based Public Service Announcements

• How-to's, Guides, and Helpful Tips in All Things Medical and Health Related

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Outside of the office, I am available to answer any personal questions (as long as they remain appropriate)

As well as give out limited personal advice (with the proper waivers filled out)

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Truffula Flu Med-ler can be found at Plague Doctor Med-ler. (Truffula Flu interactions should be done there)

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[Please be reminded that as a Onceler Ask Blog, any and all real medical emergencies should be directed to the nearest emergency room]

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[thneed-incorporations-est-1971]

I wouldn’t care if it’s brown or pink, as long as it goes deep, I’m ok, hehehehe..

[hatterofthelabyrinth]

[side-jispo]

Mortuary Onceler sketch!

[rory-g-flores]

Sooo yesterday was my boss's birthday and I wanted to make something nice and bought him a cake! Left it in his office as a surprise (and hoped he wouldn't kill me for entering his office without permission) ---------

🎩: "sigh I have drop this off. I can't wait to get home and go to bed!- Hey, I don't remember turning off the lights. I swear to God, if someone touched my things... Wait, what's that?.."

🎩: "..." Some minutes later 🌺: I wonder if he's seen it yet. At least I hope he keeps the cake, although since it's coming from me, who knows what he'll do with it...hm

... BAM!

🌺: "AAH-"

"WHAT THE HELL? Who's slamming doors open?! You could have just knocked you know!...Huh?"

🌺: He's crying?!?! --------- ...So the cake kinda made him cry-

[crackhead-once-ler]

Yo yo yo my totally tubular dynamite guys!! Went on this dopeass gnarly rollercoaster with my wicked rad brochachos this Saturday!

Stay dynamite, don’t do crack, and sparkle on my dudes!!