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I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:
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Potential Client: Why should I pay for this? What's the difference between your services and these online AI tools? Me, a Lawyer with ~10 Years Experience: First of all, my hallucinations are managed by medication
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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
#cat makes whatever sound it fucking wants#yes#this is the most accurate take ive read all day#cats are the most autonomous animal#cats say what they want and they mean it
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#college rules. u wait ten minutes then bounce.#(the 6% of y'all waiting the entire meeting a cray cray)
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A young man decided it was time to come out to his family.
He was worried most about his grandmother, so he approached her in the kitchen.
"Grandma, I, uh, have to tell you something."
"Yes, sweety?"
"I, uh, I'm gay."
"Gay?" His heart stopped. "Does that mean you put men's things in your mouth?"
"Grandma!!!!"
"Well??"
Mortified, he muttered sheepishly, "I, uh, yeah?"
Whack! The wooden spoon found its mark. "Don't you EVER," she sternly replied, "complain about my cooking again."
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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.
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