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@dinlukeweek day 4 Matchmaker Grogu / Luke meets Armorer and Paz

there are maybe some downsides to being able to read your padawan's thoughts

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I love a sentient spaceship with Absolutely Zero Chill

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never forget that in dragons of winter night, tika sewed raistlin a sequined red robe and he loved that robe so fucking much that he snarled at her when she tried to pack it away

never forget raistlin goddamn majere in red sequins

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'Every fictional couple has at least one divorce' is actually a statistical error. Average fictional couple has 0 divorces. Divorces Arthur and John, who are from the horror podcast Malevolent and have 1 to 2 divorces every episode, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Another reason Jon Sims wouldn't survive Malevolent is bc Arthur falls down too many damn holes and Brittlebones McTwink would shatter like glass upon the first Hole incident

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Cecil Palmer could do TMA but Jon Sims could not do WTNV. Cecil has no fucking curiosity, as the Archivist he would read all the statements and go “golly, these sure are fun :)” then find out about the Fears and kill Elias in three days. Jon in Night Vale would be fired and eaten day 1

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Deeply upset by the implication that Rogue One DIDN'T have a romantic subplot.

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lets go exploring with mama

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She would have taken everything in the plaza if she could, rather than the small fraction that would fit into the wagons. Some were too large. Like the three dull gray metal rings, each more than two paces across, standing on edge and joined at the middle.

THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU, MOIRAINE. THAT BELONGS TO THE AIEL AND THE WHITE TOWER IS JUST GOING TO HAVE TO GET OVER IT.

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The secunit

It destroyed it's governor module

Yes

YES

The secunit is out

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Lex spent three episodes being not evil and then boom episode 4 he's evil. Where did that come from. Did the writers forget he's meant to be evil until three episodes into the show.

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Extremely funny to me the way Lex's crash in the first episode isn't entirely his own fault WHY IS PART OF THE BAYEUX TAPESTRY IN THE LUTHER HOUSE anyway the crash is primarily due to poor truck safety from the truck in front not due to the fact Lex can't drive, but then later episodes make it a canonical point that he is also, in fact, a terrible driver.

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Listen this is going to sound so insensitive but Lana needs to stop defining herself through her dead parents

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Oh I'm aware, this was the only version on imgflip and I didn't feel like finding the original screenshot 🫣

Happy Captain Picard Day y'all

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I did not have "Murderbot blurts random Swedish words while malfunctioning, thus confirming that The Company *is* actually Space IKEA" on my TV show bingo card, but I'm living for it.