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tildytwo · 10 hours ago

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i think my favorite part about inquisitions racelocked romances is im not even sure bioware realized they indirectly canonized that two of their most popular male romances are racist

#yup lol #i would queue anything for love

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tildytwo · 11 hours ago

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tildytwo · 18 hours ago

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Sound on. How dogs navigate stairs.

#i would queue anything for love #doggos

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tildytwo · 1 day ago

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

#astounding #truly marvelous #i would queue anything for love

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tildytwo · 1 day ago

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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

#we were at knit nite and somebody was trying to conjugate mongoose to plural #'mongeese? mongi? mongo?'#and simultaneously two of us said #'mongo only pawn in game of life'#it was magical #i think i have to marry her now

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tildytwo · 2 days ago

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Shout-out to the person who kicked a cop in the nuts so hard he died

#i looked up the MI state trooper fatalities to find out what happened to a guy who had a memorial at my high school from the 70s #(he was undercover and a cop shot him lol)#and like 90% of 'killed in the line of duty' pre-1940 fatalities were motorcycle accidents #this foes not relate to this post precisely but i thought it was funny

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tildytwo · 2 days ago

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#the view here by the headstones #makes sense #being depressed and having everyone tell you how great the world is and maybe hoping it's true #and then maybe finally believing it

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tildytwo · 2 days ago

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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tildytwo · 2 days ago

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JENSEN: One of many amazing scenes that Gordon had this season was that amazing piece of comedy when the French Lady that he’s entertaining in his hotel suite has to leave. What was the inspiration for that elaborate exit?

LYNCH: Albert. It’s great watching Albert see this mess.