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Teacher: If you have 12 cookies, and you give 6 to a friend, what do you have?

Yugi, tears in his eyes: A FRIEND

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I want to get into a semi-recent yugioh series purely so I can bait people twice my age into saying "well I still remember the growing up with ORIGINAL yugioh" so I can then out-weeb them by bringing up season 0.

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Bad guy of the week: Damn you're violent.

Yami Yugi: Yeah. But I’m little, so it’s adorable.

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Anzu’s glowup in Dark Side of Dimensions is underrated

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I understand it’s difficult to be a parent but it’s time we start telling parents bluntly it’s not the internet responsibility to keep your child safe it’s your responsibility to keep your child safe on the internet

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headlines I would write if I wrote thinkpieces

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anyway carry on guys :)

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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Ninjago season 5 did the “ghost of a chance” joke and I was catapulted into duelist kingdom so fast. I feel like I need financial compensation for the cliches of American children’s cartoons (Americanization of yugioh and all that).

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My spouse (who is not a yugioh fan) was like “they don’t even look that cool”. And I’m like, I say this with love, but do I look like I a give a fuck if you think the shoes are sexy???? They are Joey Wheelers therefore I NEED THEM.

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I trust you wizard worm you are friend vibes and I appreciate that

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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You ever just interact with someone and you fail so miserably at not being awkward that you feel like your skin is turning inside out bc like fuck I messed it up I will never recover from this. Anyways I will spend the next 10 business days repressing and failing to sleep :)

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I beg you, please write this

Hhhhhng should I write a sexy coworker rivalship romcom

Because the thought of Yuugi and Kaiba on a business trip and sharing a room with Mokuba trying to get these awkward idiots to confess has me kicking my feet and screaming.

Honestly I blame @sitabethel and their fics because that's the tone that's in my head for this.

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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene