tiredthembo

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I HATE MOUTH NOISES

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If i was going to make one genetic modification to myself, i would give myself that east-asian-associated gene that makes your sweat not smell, just so that I could go out made up as a goth any time of the year and not smell like i don’t know how to shower.

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They need to make an app that can send and receive messages on any platform. I cannot stand texting the same people on messages, whatsapp, signal, instagram, tumblr, and discord. Worse still when I can only message one person on one and one person on another. I want all my accounts tangled up in one (1) messaging service so that I never have to open any of the other apps again but always have the option to. We connected the entire world's information systems and put music 25 billion km away from earth. I know we can do this.

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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

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You die in a freak incident, perhaps a plane crash, and on your way to the afterlife you plead with death for a chance to return to your life. Death, having been trained as an actuary, acknowledges the improbability of your death, but asks for a copy of your medical records to make sure. After flipping through them and toying with an abacus for a bit, it agrees to cover the cost of your death this time, in exchange for 1.5% of your soul per annum. You return to your loved ones unscathed, but every month you can feel about 163g of your soul being claimed.

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Not to be a pompous asshole, but nobody prepared me for the crushing feeling when, after having been told you share a niche interest with someone and being excited to share it with them, they end up actually being into it in the way that makes you not want to talk to them about it. AT. ALL. Like, the one that you are diametrically opposed to because you love the subject. The one that was forced onto you and you’ve spent years overcoming in order to enjoy. And now you no longer have this common interest but still have to spend time together out of social obligation, and you can’t explain to most other people the difference between you because it’s a niche interest.

oL_ ∠

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#ducks

Hanne Zaruma

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studying the fall of the western Roman empire, and I can’t help but imagine Roman legions getting absolutely demolished by a bunch of Goths all dolled up in their fishnets and black lipstick.

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I’m not depressed, but I am still in awe of how much my friends get out and do things. like, they go out and meet people and go to concerts and volunteer and do things spontaneously. My little brain could never; I do things the same way every week, plan out my weekends a week in advance, do my homework before i go home from school. The biggest thing I change about my schedule is baking a cake spontaneously at 2200.

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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we need to have a way to post a pdf directly to tumblr. tumblr should have another post type called "pdf" so we can embed them easily. tumblr will never be the new pdf without this function.

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i remember hearing about the college app essays as a kid and how much time people spend on them and so starting in 7th grade, I would practice writing proper essays, like 10-15 pages EACH. I did this like all the way through highschool because I figured that was what I would be expected to be able to write, and then I first looked over the commonapp questions and they’re like, a couple hundred words on the vaguest prompt that has ever prompted. like, i understand there are administrative reasons, but I was so godamned shocked because everyone had called them essays, which to me meant a complete piece of writing??, and ig i just ran with that assumption as a kid? I feel like that’s pretty reasonable, is it normal that people struggle so much to write a few pages? Is this an American thing?

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Whats he regretting so much?

my bf: hey hun The White Freak is here me: whuh The White Freak:

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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I love eating the inside of my mouth.

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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I see your posts and laugh, but don’t I understand, each one’s a little prayer, a cry for help to your better self. Our hope is proof of our best desires.