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Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!

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OOK OK OK SO I know I have been away for a VERY LONG TIME.

Basically i had to move apartments... TWICE

Started my thesis

And struggled a bit with my work

BUT

I am on a trip and Lord knows I got some ideas while on it!!!!!!!

Imagine being on a work trip and taking an 8 hour long car drive and not being able to do anything but listen to other people fighting over directions and listening to bad modern music. You would just be sitting in the backseat all nice and calm, meanwhile Alastor would be absolutely infuriated with the lack of coordination some people had and the disgusting and obscenely sexual songs. This man is being driven up the walls!!!!!

Cue this man messing with the radio to piss people off more. Making it glitch, randomly turning it off - but since people depended on it for the damned gps he left that part alone since he didn't want to endanger his host and himself to some moron on the wheel driving into a tree or something.

Then came the Spotify queueing playlist rounds. Whenever it was your turn to pick what songs that should be playing you tried to play something that Alastor would enjoy because you could feel his presence becoming more irritated by the second and mixing in more of your songs so that people don't stay skipping your songs.

Most of your selected Alastor specific songs did satisfy him.... But let's just say a few of your songs hit a little WAAAAAAY TOO close to home for him and his current predicament with his host.

Now you finally arrived at your destination, people settle in. and of course you end up getting a room that you have to share with two other people and of course you get the top bunk bed that is absolutely hard to get on because the ladder is right under squished attic ceiling that makes you have to crawl and gymnastics your way up to even sleep.

Alastor was definitely not happy in the few moments that he took over and had to do that. He ended up making you both look like a spider monkey with broken legs failing at crawling.... Which did make a couple people laugh at you ..... He refused to come out and try to enjoy the trip after that.

But then came the day time when you would all go out to do activities. Which mostly consisted of hiking and exploring museums so he was very happy to know you would be keeping up your physical activities despite being away from home while still broadening your horizons and educating yourself on history and art.

Then came that ecursed night half way into the trip. You decided to try going out to a bar/night club. And of course you dress the most decently out of everyone else. And of course you attracted the most attention while out on the dance floor. And of course this nearly mad Alastor reach a breaking point, barely holding it back long enough for you to reject other people's advances. And of course it was about to break for a split second when one of the people you are on a trip with decided to start flirting with you and try to drunkenly seduce you.

Timeskip to the next day and everybody is tense..... Only thing that was audible during breakfast aside from people eating was the very obvious feedback coming out of the stereo coupled with the music. Once breakfast was done people silently shuffled and started to clean up, slowly slowly starting chatter on what was going to be done throughout the day.

Some people wanted to stay in and nurse their hangover from the night before, some wanted to go out to another hike. You feeling sore from all the walking AAANDD trying to get some peace and quiet from people, opted to stay in and just have an easy day - besides there were 3 days left on this trip you can afford a day if resting. Plus you had a feeling that Alastor just wanted to be around less people despite you having a good time so far.

So here you are just in the bathroom, having your own privacy. You put on a playlist that obviously focused mostly on your songs.

The shower was heavenly after a night out at a sticky and sweat bar with Constant Craving in the background. A nice hair scrub to Soulmate Died. A great rinse to Older. And one must not forget the Jam session to the epic Every Breath You Take. Lastly there was that nice face cleaning to Let the World Burn.

And that was when the Radio Demon snapped

A chain around your neck appeared, and with a forceful tug, your nose was up touching the mirror, with your breath fogging it up. Heart rate spiking from the shock. Senses becoming heightened at the figure in the mirror.

All you could see was a shadow.... Alastor's shadow.... With his face directly Infront of yours. Eyes both holding radio dials, smile becoming tight and stretched with stitches on the corners of his mouth as if to try to hold back his face from splitting apart, sharp yellow teeth becoming heightened from the harsh green glow of the chain that seemed to look like it was going right into the mirror. As if holding up a failed attempt to hold himself back, his teeth started to chatter from whatever he was trying not to do.

"You really do not understand what you are doing?" he said, grinding his teeth as his mouth stretched quite literally ear to ear, showing off his teeth.

"I don't know what you are talking about," you said calmly despite your heart beating a million miles in a minute, making the blood rush in your ears nearly the only thing you can hear.

"I could kill you right here, right where you stand."

"And I would still be happy."

"I could snuff out that pretty little life of yours."

"And then I will breath again in my next one."

"I can drag you down to the deepest depths of hell."

"But I will be able in heaven when I'm with you."

A beat if silence

"You really know how to make a man struggle with his inner mist desires Mon Ange....." his smiled started to thin, reaching a small point where blood started to drip out of his mouth, following his jaw line, to drip down. Somehow landing on the sink tap below the mirror.

"Now thats not on me," you say with a slight chuckle, "sounds like a you kind of problem." You taunted, using the sink to lift you up further to place and rest your forehead right where his would be on the mirror. The mirror fogging up with your breath and staining coming in contact with your bare skin.

"You should know by now," he started, you could feel him reciprocating your actions through the mirror, his face coming closer to yours, "that my problem," he lifts his hand up to rest on the mirror, "is your problem too," he ends with you raising your hand to match where his is on the mirror. It was almost like you were holding his hand, the closest form of contact you probably ever come into with eachother.

Till obviously someone outside the bathroom has to ruin the mood with a loud bang on the door "ARE YOU DONE FUCKING YOURSELF IN THERE!!! I REALLY NEED A SHOWER!"

And in an instant "Please let me kill them."

"No Ali." You said calmly used to his shenanigans, leaving the mirror in favour of getting dressed, the chain disappearing the moment you pull away.

Finally came the day to leave, much to your sadness because you were enjoying yourself and really needed the break, and much to Alastor's pleasure because he really despised the company at present.

As a form of self entertainment, when it was your turn to drive in the ungodly hours of the morning and everyone was asleep in the car, he would take over your body so you could sleep and rest as well. A faint semi tight smile present on his face as he finally was able to put on music that he actually truly enjoyed. And when it was someone else's turn - particularly the other person in the car who had the audacity to get drunk and flirt with you - he made sure to scramble a few traffic cameras to view the car as a speeding vehicle so that person may or may not have a surprise ticket or two when they get home.

AND THATS IT EVERYBODY - NOW ALL OF YOU GO TO HORNY JAIL!

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Alastor: My partner need to be regal, powerful, clever, with the passion to take over Hell with me.

Reader: *Trips on the sidewalk and falls over crying because they stepped on a caterpillar*

Alastor: That one. I want that one.

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Hey it’s anon again! Don’t mean to bombard you with questions but I was curious, does reader know what Alastor looks like aside from his shadows? I wasn’t sure if I had missed something, but I thought that concept was interesting and wanted to ask about it!

Not a problem I really enjoy it when people ask questions 😁

Short answer yes host reader does know what Al looks like and mainly because in this au demons can use their hosts to appear in the mortal realm temporarily. And by temporarily I mean a literal couple of minutes because any longer than that will cause both the host and the demon to feel extreme levels of sickness (this will happen gradually and go away within a day or two but its a killer)

It took a couple years for host y/n to see what Al looks like and only reason it happened was because Alastor bailed them from jail and had to be there in person.

Slight spoiler for something I'm planning, but years and years later they both manage to discover through tons of research and coming in contact with other demon hosts, that Alastor can appear separately from y/n as long as there is the same pentagram symbol that first summoned him. In fact shortly after they learned this they made a custom carpet with that symbol that was big enough to cover the entire bedroom so Alastor and y/n can have face to face conversations and Alastor can summon y/n to hell in his radio tower (because he burned the symbol on the floor which gives them a lot of freedom).

It still makes them both sick and that's why they don't meet up face to face a lot but it does give them some leeway as it can take a lot longer for those effects to catch up.

In the police scenario host y/n only meets Alastor in his human form -what he looked like when he was alive and then goes back to knowing his shadowy self. But I do plan on writing them learning all of this and actually meeting properly face to face for the first time.

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I am clawing at the walls man your writing is so good, will there be more Alastor x host!reader content??

Oh my god thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I have a lot planned for Alastor and his host, the only reason why I haven't uploaded anything yet is because I'm in university and have been juggling that with work while being sick for nearly 2 months!!!!!!! Wishing Alastor would come and end me but that's not happening sadly......

Meanwhile I do have something angsty in the works so you better stay tuned because the second I get a burst of inspiration and motivation it's game over for everyone including myself

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I wanted to hope on board the #CursedCatAlastor wagon over on Twitter, even if I was a bit late. It's just so perfectly stupid. 😂

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These are from the same creators that you can find on Twitter, I wanted to share these because Come on!! Look at him as a Cowboy!!!! 🖤

If anyone can write a fanfic of him as a Cowboy it would be highly appreciated!! 🖤

“mami soy tu vaquero~” yk the one from tiktok 👀

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Alastor using his little shadow minions to bring you flowers, love notes, and silly charms of affection.

That's all.

Good night.

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I can literally not explain how much I want him or why I want him, I would let this man manipulate tf out of me

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Angel: This little b1tch is a traitor!

Sir Pentious:

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The real reason he was gone for seven years.

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This mug better be merch

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Ummmm..........

UUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmmmm.................

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This man about to send me to hell with a single look I swear!!!!!!!

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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Just Uploaded More Alastor

For the sake of having all Alastor and Host fics in one place - here is a link to There is a Demon in the House