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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no no no no no no no no no no

no no no no no you guys don’t understand

i

love

gerard keay

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Hey guys fun game idea! Let’s play TMA hangman!

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on the list of “things Jon has said that prove he’s insane” can we add “There is something in these files . . . I think Gertrude Robinson found it, and I think that is why they killed her. . . I’m going to figure this out, and I’m not going to stop.”

Sir you JUST SAID that’s why she died why are you LIKE this???

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she's a single mother she's a civil servant she's pansexual she's manipulative she's welsh she's a liar she's from another universe she's an ex cult member she's now besties with the alternate universe version of her old cult leader and that former cult leader regularly babysits her son she slept through a fire ghost haunting she was almost eaten by the distortion she once had a toe curlingly awkward conversation at some random academic institute she can teleport but not by choice she couldn't bring herself to throw her shrimp of a boyfriend into the abyss and she's basically like if just some lady accidentally became the lynchpin to the stability of two universes

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Petition to change JMart to Lonely Eyes and Petter/Elias to Eye Eye Captin send post

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My Magnus Archives artbook

The music is Spectrum by Boards of Canada

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no i like your idea better. all of them are drunk tim

au wheere they're are all drunk at all tims

Idk lol I'mb drunk rn sooioooo

so. basically this

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Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

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Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

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It only took me to the first 4 💀

[spell out the first letter of each emoji]

❤️👂🪜🪜🐙 🫙🐙👃

🍎📃🐙🪜🐙🎁🧊👂⭐️ 🐟🐙🐇 🌲🪖👂 🦌👂🍰👂📃🌲❄️🐙👃

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I’d like to point out that it’s not just “he gained a degree of identity and purpose and then died”. He died BECAUSE he gained a degree of identity and purpose (among other things).

By being straightforward with Jon about wanting to kill him, by having that purpose, owning it, and owning the part of him that is/was Michael Shelly by giving the statement it went against it’s very nature, and that’s what let Helan take over and kill him. The door was locked.

This is very important to me. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Thinking about “who the hell are you?!” “I am not a who, arch👁️vist, I am a what. A who requires a degree of identity I can’t ever retain” in MAG 47 and also “who are you?” “I’m Michael. Did the archivist not tell you about me??” in MAG 79

And it COULD mean absolutely nothing, but I Am Not A Who I Am A What went so hard so I’m taking it to mean something

Michael had this Degree of Identity right? He found himself, his identity, in Michael Shelley. He found his identity in his rage and his hated, in his vengeful intent towards the archivist. And that kinda hurts, because Michael Shelley’s rage bled through and created a purpose and a self and pretty much as soon as this happened he was taken out by Helen so

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as a long time fan of tma, Jonathan sims is so funny to me because bro wtf

just started the magnus archives and jonathan sims is so funny to me. sir, you work for a paranormal institute, why are you so derisive about some of these people's statements

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The eye-pocalypse starts and it’s also contained in london and the rest of the world is like: ok??? you do you london good for you buddy

au where all the insane shit is ONLY in London. like literally nowhere else are there any kind of avatars or fear stuff. they all move slightly out of London and live their best life

computation error: the whole world is now london. british colonization speedrun complete

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Oh right have a Gerry in a corset vaguely inspired by a pic I found on Pinterest

Here's the reference!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! This was an idea I had several months ago and having gotten the chance to work with all these amazing artists has been such an honour. Everyone did a tarot card inspired design based on the magnus archives fears and OH MY GOD they turned out so good.

feel free to check out each participants work and socials as listed! :D

The Lonely - @mariibeann

The Hunt - @oceanichymns

The Vast - @vpstrange

The Stranger - pencilshavings13 (IG)

The Flesh - @mintybagels

The Extinction - @wolfythewitch

The Desolation - swing_byforest (IG)

The Spiral - @mistspelt

The Dark - raven_and_rook (IG)

The Eye - @lailas-in-space

The Slaughter - eggbench (IG)

The Web - @mossiistars

The Buried - @teafromthemicrowave

The Corruption - @jouxlskaard

The End - @yelloartt

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is this anything

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The eye opened and I wasnt prepared.