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worf stop talking over yar challenge

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about to hit the hardest whip ever known to mankind

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being a captain just *captains log* *orders hot drink from replicator* *answers hail from humanoid alien with face ridges* *walks down a hallway* *breaks starfleet regulations* *“bridge to engineering”* *sits in ready room* *sighs heavily* *gives advice* *sits down in chair* *“you have one hour”* *captains log*

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reading trek novels & love how worf has taken in spot and thinks shes a fierce warrior

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moments in star trek that weren’t actually gay sex but also were gay sex:

the shot in enterprise where we see archer from the back as shran appears on the viewscreen in front of him and shran’s antenna poke out above his head

voyager s3e3 the chute

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why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

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Customer: VULCAN COMING OF AGE DMV: REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE FOR VULCANS STAR TREK Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Julian's horrible racketball suit except it has the jazz cup pattern

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step aside ma’am i’m here to protect julian bashir

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Concept: Vulcan clowns that exist solely to exhibit and discourage illogical behavior for children.

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oh my god guys garak is the anti bones

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I love Deanna Troi because she’s representative of an autistic experience you don’t see on TV a lot which is “I learned all about human interaction the same way that one might learn about cool bugs so I know what makes people tick and in THEORY I know the right things to say in social situations but socializing like that is not the least bit natural to me and I don’t know what to do if the situation doesn’t match up with what I studied.” Except for her instead of having JUST learned about human interaction she is also psychic and so she partially relies on that too.

The episode where she loses her powers and suddenly cannot read people at all, not even to the level humans usually can, totally screws up trying to give therapy, and becomes so distraught she tries to resign from her job as a therapist, is so real. Like listen if she wasn’t autistic that wouldn’t have been such a big deal. Deanna Troi is an empath with low empathy, she’s using her psychic powers to compensate for her symptoms.

Also the episode where she hears some annoying music and completely loses her mind about it and screams and sobs and must be put into a medically induced coma because she’s so upset by the music and the alien that made her hear the annoying music seems genuinely confused about why it bothered her so much (meaning that like, that wasn’t the intended or normal effect of his annoying music ability).

Even outside those episodes where it’s so obvious though, everything she says to people tends to read as extremely scripted, like she knows it’s what she ought to say but it isn’t what she would say if she was just being herself. Queen of masking. What is the real you like, if you even still have one? She’s just like me for real

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obsessed w this

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i feel like spock knows what just happened behind him somehow

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“PEPPERONI! God, I’d love a pepperoni pizza with Kavarian olives right now. I’m starving!”

Threshold pizza with black olives and tofu “pepperoni” - tutorial under the cut

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Was gonna post "do you think Jadzia Dax ever called her pussy a wormhole?" but of course she did. Of course she did.