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"My apologies. I would have called ahead, but that's not exactly how I operate."

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"—-you’ve got a lot of damn nerve showing your face here.”

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Sneaky self promo~*

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what the fuck is with the little felt dolls on the google homepage right now?

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*wants to rp with everyone*

*stares at one draft for three hours*

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tollings replied to your post: I wanna draw ppls characters. please who should i…

please!

So I didn’t know what to do 

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How do you feel about love?

Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?” Can be an idea, person(s), place, or thing, and they’ll have to answer honestly. [x]

He doesn’t.     ”Love is an emotion just like any other. It’s a western idea,        as we know of it, and it’s only those who feel they are in it        that give it any importance. There are benefits of having it,        just as there are benefits of not.” He does not know of the        former personally, nor does he think he would care to. 

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How do you feel about murder?

Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?” Can be an idea, person(s), place, or thing, and they’ll have to answer honestly. [x]

   ”It is the ultimate sin, is it not? I can't think of anything more     terrible than when a life is cut short for no reason.”

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nO. strawberries and cream.

that’s exactly what i meant. do you like the V-ery berry ice cream with blueberries or nah?

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By V you better mean V-ery Berry ice cream because i expect to be compensated for your fetishes messing up by beautiful plans

WELL TOO BAD IT’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE EXCEPT MAYBE THE V

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YOURE WELCOME BRO. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT. I WOULD STILL LIKE FOR IT TO BURN OFF THOUGH.

THANKS FOR CALLING IT A BRATWURST BRO

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I HOPE YOU CONTRACTED HER STUPID SLUTTY SYPHILIS AND YOUR BIG DUMB BRATWURST BURNS OFF YOU TRAITOR 

WELL I GOT IT ALL OVER YOU CAN MAKE LIKE YOUR SIS ON THE PICNIC BLANKET AND SUCK IT

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//I love teeth accessories!!!! hehe

better than pearls tbh

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THAT ICE CREAM WAS FOR THE PICNIC I WAS PLANNING FOR THE TWO OF US HOEW DAREOI YOU!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!

you’ll give a fucking h*ck when my foots so far up your bumhole that you’ll taste the ice cream i  dropped on it lAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS BANGING BOTH YOUR SISTERS 

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I was really fascinated by the idea of molar cufflinks after reading The Great Gatsby, as worn by Meyer Wolfsheim.

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call the cops, oskar.

i don't give a h*ck

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poliished replied to your post: How do you feel about Rosemary? ( only bc i'm...

DA FUCK BRO