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Bridge of Sorrow

| “Hashi 橋” (with this Kanji) means bridge

Madara: I swear, people on Reddit are idiots

Obito: Since when do you read reddit?

Nagato: I showed them the other day.. anyways, what did you find this time?

Madara: So it is the same guy who keeps appearing on my feed, @Bridgeofsorrow23. Total crazy. He is always whining about how his life turned out so bad, how he was set for a good start, but how he messed up everything beyond repair. I truly don’t get it, why he cries on the internet, instead of just trying to solve it or something . . .

Obito: Uh-hm. So, what’s the tea?

Madara: In this post, he is giving details about how he lost his first and only love interest, how he realized his feelings way too late and stuff.

Madara: He literally claims he loved this person since early childhood but he didn’t know back then what love means, and then he was afraid to confess even for himself. And he realised when it was too late, when he hurt the other person and he betrayed them, and now he is constantly drowning in guilt and cannot be sober for a second because he then always just thinks about how he messed up.

Obito: He is.. ehm, clearly full of regret ..

Madara: He literally writes that “he always goes back to the river in his dreams, where he cherished his sweetest memories with his loved one. Only to wake up, and find out he is now alone and all the warmth and color from his world is gone forever, drowning in that very river”

Crazy guy..

Obito: That’s deep..

Madara: Anyways, good talking to you, see you

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Obito, to Nagato: So you showed him a “random” Reddit page, huh?

Nagato: I don’t know what do you imply

Obito: Don’t you think this story is a bit familiar? Also, the username. Bridge, like Hashi, and 23 like damn Hashirama’s birthday, really?

Nagato, smiling guilty: diabolical, right?

Obito, sighing: you are such a devil, aren’t you, fam? Wait till Madara figures out, you are so dead.

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* at the same night, under that post *

New comment from *leaf* : sometimes, you don’t need to confess. It’s clear. It’s the little things, the looks, the words, the actions.

Sometimes, the other knows without a word.

But then, when the little things change, for one reason or another, and you still don’t make your stance clear enough *khm, marrying your cousin and stuff, not believing your “loved one”, then you shall not be surprised if the things turned out like this …

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*Everydays at Four Seasons Manor*

Chengling: Shifu don’t be scared, but I think there is a ghost inside..

WKX: Very funny.

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Lethal beauties

Horus, thinking about Seth: There is nothing dangerous than a beautiful person who is aware of their attractiveness

Seth, thinking he means Hartor: Bullshit.

Horus: What do you mean?

Seth: They can suck up their beauty if they don’t know how to fight

Horus: .. sure. That’s a lethal combination. I am lucky to have it in 3 in 1

Seth: Lmao. Since when can Hartor fight?

Horus, confused: Since when do we talk about Hartor?

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Back to my fav, original Madara x Akatsuki AU

Asking a tailed beast to come ‘home’

Deidara: So apparently.. we almost have all the tailed beasts in our possession. Who’s next.

Kisame: Idk, Hachibi or Kyuubi?

Nagato: Actually , the nine tails is here.

Deidara: Huh? How?

Nagato: Well I kinda just found him and asked him to come with me.

Kisame: And he just did so?

Nagato: I told him we have Madara here, he was more than eager to come.

Deidara: How?

Obito: They.. kinda have a shared past. So, ehm, now they have some time to discuss

Nagato: By ‘discussing’ he means that they are now trying to kill each other and/or throwing insults. Ngl, it’s kinda fun tho.

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Horus, drawing:

👫🏻

This could be us,

But I don’t even know you really want it..

Seth: I never said to fall in love with me

Horus: You kissed me

Seth: I did

Horus: So now face the consequences!!!

Seth: Those being?

Horus: You kissed me which made me fall in love with you, and you being the first for me now I want it to be real, everlasting love and love together forever.

Seth:.. why did you draw a woman and a man tho?

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Ra: Try not to kill anyone on accident.

Set: I'm not an idiot, Ra. I know how to kill people on purpose.

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Osiris: Things have actually been going really well with Set. Our friendship is in a really good place.

Osiris: Last week, I said, "Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?" And instead of saying, "Shut up, Osiris," he said, "Okay."

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Set: I like people the way I like my tea. Osiris: :) Set: In a bag underwater. Osiris: :(

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Sasuke meeting Kurama for the first time

• canon x Madara x Akatsuku series spinoff, whatever •

Sasuke: I assume this is not your first time seeing a sharingan

Kurama: That vision of yours.. and that chakra more ominous that my own.. you are the spitting image of Madara Uchiha

Sasuke: Never heard of him.. Am I suppose to care?

Kurama, amused: Uhm, yeah. You should. Pretty much.

Obito, out of nowhere: Daamn kid, you really know nothing

Nagato: You done. Soo done.

Obito: You know what? Try to think about your will, like.. right now

Naruto: Why are random people appearing in my belly?

Fugaku: I guess I’m sorry. I forgot to educate him.. like I didn’t plan to die so early but he was already at academy damnit, and he knows no shit about our history.. I am a horrible parent.

Sasuke: Well can’t argue with that but.. HOW COME YOU ARE HERE? You are dead!! And why is here another random Uchiha if I am supposed to be the last?

Obito: Yup, he is dead, me and my friend here, who is also a honorary Uchiha himself, are alive, and basically Madara is as well..

Fugaku: Oh my..

Obito: I will consider not to tell him about your son having .. no information about his past. We need him for the plot, it would not be benefital if he killed him now.

Sasuke: Why would anybody kill me?

Kurama: Trust me, Madara would. Just like that.

Nagato: He doesn’t need a reason. He is sassy.

Madara, out of nowhere: Love how you two - points at Obito and Nagato - find every possible occasion to back mouth me, also, ‘ignorance is power’, would come handy later, yet Kurama you blind? He looks nothing like me.

Hashirama: Indeed. Madara is much more beautiful.

Madara: Now.. YOU - where the hell come from?

Hashirama: Dunno.. guess the same as the others just appeared here.

Madara: I refuse to share space with you.

Hashirama: We even shared a bed..

Madara: Kurama kick him out, now!

Obito: So what’s with the ‘The Kyuubi never bows to anybody’s will again?’

Kurama: That’s true.

Obito: You just did what he said.

Kurama: That’s also true.

Nagato: Like it would ever be a question of choice

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Atsushi: Dazai san, why are you eating so much, various types of multivitamins at once while drinking wine?

Dazai: Ah, old habits die slowly 😇

Atsushi: .. I do not understand

Dazai: good

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Tomura tries to copy Eraserhead’s style and inadvertently ends up looking like Nana

Art by Trevoshere

Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)

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How to get back to life, with ✨style

~lil spoiler to the next episode~

Tomura: *dies and awakes*

Red-caped hero: wow 😱

Tomura: I’m cold.

Red-caped hero: 👀

Tomura:.. Nice cape there

..

Dabi: Hi boss, u awake! Where did ya get that cloth tho?

Tomura: I stole it from the hero I killed just yet.

Dabi: .. neat!

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Daily life in the Clouds

Madara x Akatsuki series

Madara, sitting peacefully and looking at a photo:

Nagato: What are you looking at like that? There are almost human emotions showing on your stone cold face

Madara: It’s a photo of me and Hashi

Nagato: Understandable, then.

Madara: I kinda like this one, we are looking good, yet there is a Toribama-sized problem at the background with it.

Nagato: Uhm.

Madara: Speaking of which, can’t you take him out?

Nagato: from the photo, on a date or with a gun?

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Roadtrip

Chuuya: As much as I enjoy that you are not babbling the usual shit during the road, your quietness scares me.

Dazai: Uh-um.

Chuuya: Also you never keep the speed limit.

Dazai: Hnn.

Chuuya: ….

Dazai: ..

Chuuya: Are you sleeping while driving or what??

Dazai: Look slug, the road is waving

Chuuya: It’s freaking straight!

Dazai: It’s like an ocean!

Chuuya: YOU .. damn, how much drink did you have before getting into the car?

Dazai: What are you thinking about me, I do not drink when drive.

Chuuya: Then why are you hallucinating?

Dazai: It’s the drugs.

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But he said it out loud!

A.k.a. don’t use righteous ‘kill me’ phases when the Scorpion King is present, he might take it way too seriously

Random sect leader, arguing with Zhao Jing: Kill me if you dare!

*sect leader drops dead within the very second*

Zhao Jing: Xie’er..

Prince Xie, defensively: But Godfather he was basically asking for it!

Ngl, I just love his way of thinking 😌

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till mornin’

ZZH: Lao Wen, tomorrow we have to get up early, please go sleep at a reasonable time.

WKX: Sure thing A-Xu!

* Next day 4AM*

ZZH: Lao Wen, I can’t believe you actually listened and woke up! I am so glad..

WKX: Well… I am always joyful when you are in a good mood huh

ZZH:.. why do I smell alcohol and green tho?

WKX: Well you.. do have excellent senses I guess

ZZH: .. you just arrived home, don’t ya?

WKX: There was a party at the Valley and you know, I can’t just leave early huh..