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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.01

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can’t believe these idiots had a baby together 😭

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laura’s endless list of favourites ● ships ➼ agatha harkness & rio vidal "A long time ago … I loved someone and I had to do something I did not want to do, even though it was my job. And it hurt them … She is my scar."

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Agatha Harkness: Gosh, you Maximoffs are so dramatic

also Agatha Harkness:

insta: @harknessmemes

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i don't know whether to laugh or cry

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Next in the Agathario fic trailer series, here’s:

It’s Bloody and Raw by Adimnos

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they are soulmates your honor

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giant celestial agatha and her tiny (human) sized wife (ponyo inspired)

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You don't have a heart. Yes, I do. It's black. And it beats for you.

Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024) 01x01 | "Seekest Thou the Road"

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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.01

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Agatha Harkness: Gosh, you Maximoffs are so dramatic

also Agatha Harkness:

insta: @harknessmemes

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objectively hilarious that they chose the dynamic of agatha and rio to have agatha holding the power AND wanting rio to leave her the fuck alone because it couldve so easily been a "i am killing all these people to forcefully get the attention of the cold distant force of death that i am in love with" but it is instead "killing is my most favorite hobby ever, only downside is that it constantly reveals my location to my bitch ex wife who keeps begging me to get back together"

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"She is my scar."

I fear this was the gayest line in cinematic history.

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what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE

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not Rio kneeling down like she's fucking PROPOSING omfg

Can we please focus on Lilia? Because she was just like all of us while we're watching it.

I love how Lilia was so deep into that scene. Like she literally snapped out of it. She looks like she expected something else to happen and I can totally understand that. Because me too girl, me too (*cough cough taking the flower cough*).