i'm brittany, i'm 25, and i live in the good ol' state of minnesota. i like dolphins and dragons. every time i listen to fall out boy i catch the holy spirit.
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I laughed WAY to hard at this
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I know this is a typo but this is so Fucking comical it's poetic
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I was walking in a park and saw an old man sitting under a tree. I joined him and said,
“Oh wise old man, give me some wise old man advice.“
He looked into the distance and said,
"In a room full of gunmen, befriend the one who holds the bullets.”
We then sat there for awhile and I woke up.
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From episodes 3, 6, 8, 9, 10
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Barn Owl displaying its beautiful feathers
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In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:
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this is actually one of the funniest parts of futurama
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