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It means you’re a big fan of asexual attorneys

so glad we're doing these again

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I can only wish for something like this

Still cis tho

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Note: if we go for the stacking method, but use the volume of the human body for increased accuracy, then New York will be covered in a 1.7 km (or approximately 1 Mile) thick sheet of liquified human

Shout out to my social studies textbook that says New York has a population density of 26,000 people per square meter

Definitely sounds accurate

Totally not a typo

Not even one little bit unrealistic

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there has never been better wlw representation in media ever

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Underrated Susie character trait: She likes rhyming when she’s happy

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Look, just because I’m wearing makeup that makes me look like a girl and I kinda like it doesn’t mean I’m not still cis

I’m totally still cis

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Scientists: “We just made 3D chain mail! It’s called PAMs. It sometimes acts like a solid and sometimes acts like a liquid “

Civilian: “That’s cool. How does it work?”

Scientists: “We have no clue”

Civilians: “…”

Scientists: “…”

“We need to discover new physics for this!”

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*spinning at an even higher speed*

TRAAAAAAAAAAAANS

*spinning at an incredibly high speed*

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Would you like me to make you a very cis-coded (trust) Pokemon Showdown team for the NatDex Doubles format

Sure

I’ve never played Pokemon Showdown before, but it’ll be fun

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💣

💣 indeed

Btw your bomb was delicious

Sincerely, Opal

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Then you’re a tsundere

Sorry, I don’t make the rules

Everyone always talks about how the act of forcefemming someone else is hot, but what about being forcefemmed? What if I want my agency taken away? What if I want to be drugged with estrogen, regardless of whether or not I know? What if I want to be told that I’ll be so much prettier as a girl? What if I want to know that I’m entirely dependent on you and that I’m happy because of you? What if I want to be the one being femmed!

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You were gifted a pipebomb and decided to blow yourself up with it?

lol

So you’ve never got anon hate, huh?

Well how about…

Anon love? (Platonically ofc)

You’re the coolest

Also here’s a pipe bomb

Do with it what you will

(It's unclear if xe got disintegrated by the anon love that they very much appreciated or by the pipe bomb...)

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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

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If you wanna you should

Also don’t feel weird naming yourself after a video game character.

Parents sometimes name children after fictional characters and it’s not even considered bad when they do so.

Plus “Kris” is a pretty normal name outside of the spelling (which still isn’t bad just a less common yet fully valid spelling)

So I saw your post about reffering to yourself as kris in your inner monologue and liking it. Just change your name if you wanna

-mod

chat should i do it???

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Everyone, let’s make sure this post DOESN’T get 10k notes

Reblog to spread the word

We’ll need a lot of reblogs to prevent 10k

"Posts with 10k posts with 10k" you will never notify my posts I am unmarketable. The algorithm has locked me in hell and you will never break me free. My chains are here to protect me, mortal, but also here to protect me from you.

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People probably wouldn’t be as upset as Pluto being reclassified as a dwarf planets if we decided to call dwarf planets “Plutinoids”

I mean, who would care about Pluto no longer being a planet? It’s so special it got its own type of celestial body