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Aro: Have I ever lied to you? Carlisle: Yes. Several times. Aro: I meant today.

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Angela: Jess, where have you been? You left your cellphone on your desk and I assumed you were dead. Jessica: I would clearly be buried with my phone.

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Felix: I can explain. Caius: Can you? Felix: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Heidi: Isn’t there someone else you can torture? Demetri: Probably, but I choose you.

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I haven't been on here in ages what in the loving hell happened to tumblr

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I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @totallycorrecttwilight is a good person and deserves many good things.

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Do the Volturi kings and/or the guard wear designer clothing in their down time?

Friend I believe they do? In my head they definitely wear designer out and about, but within the castle the rules of when to actually wear clothing become a blur. If someone, somehow, for whatever reason, just burst through the door one day or peered in through a window or something, they'd see a LOT of parts out, as I really doubt the majority of them (save for a few) care but at all about things like that. Plus, it's much more comfortable just to trot around butt naked, ya kno? Or just with some basically transparent fabric wrapped around themselves, because sexy tm.

But just for shits and giggles, lets try to imagine what kind of clothing they'd wear.

Sulpicia goes for those transparent fabrics, titties and everything out, it really bodes well for her because she picks them floral and it's easy to deceive people and make them think you're an angel when you're actually devil incarnate. Hell if I know if that's designer or just pure evil. Aro goes all in. He's got leather pants and he's got long coats and probably very few shirts. Sometimes he does wear shirts when he wears other types of fancy suits. Whatever. You know what I'm saying. Aro's the only designer Aro needs. Caius doesn't mess around. He's the one who's barely ever not wearing clothes unless the occasion asks for it. He's all dark tones and proper clothing. Three pieces, heavy coats, if the weather calls for it, leather gloves. Kinda designer, but eh. Athenodora doesn't go far from Caius in that regard, as these two are the only ones who should be in charge. She'll wear a nice pantsuit with a pair of heels, and she'll look like a proper CEO. Designer, but make it subtle. Marcus wears the same old gray coat for years and years, until his covenmates burn it. I kid. But he doesn't invest a lot in his clothing, as long as they're comfortable — it's good. Not designer at all. (Starting to see that my 'they walk around basically naked' only applies to the first two. Oh well.)

Speaking of guards, it depends. Demetri always looks dapper and everyone knows it. He buys the best quality clothing only, and most of his stuff is, yes, designer. His sheet thread count is the highest one can find. His socks are more expensive than your kidney. He doesn't do a lot of bright colors, and more leans towards burgundies and dimmed shades in general. All designer. Nothing but designer. Felix is the complete opposite and a mess. All bright oranges, neons, short shorts that say juicy on his ass and barely holding whatever they need to hold there. Loose button ups that he never buttons up, with like, flamingos and crap. He's that buffoon. Not designer at all. Opposite of designer. Whatever it is. Heidi's all black, gold and purple. Leather pencil skirts with a slit, and something cute and lacy there? She manages to turn the simplest pieces into great outfits; girl can dress and make you feel by just standing next to you (unless you're Felix. Felix doesn't care. He loves his flamingo shirts). Very designer. Corin definitely dresses like a lesbian from like, 20s. You know what I'm talking about. Those high waisted pants and cute shirts. You know. She's neat and tidy and she's got some like, a bee shaped pin. Not really designer. Renata's all about cozy oversized sweaters and comfortable shoes. She doesn't care about designers and brands, because she gets them at second hand or knits/sews herself.

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Happy spooky season to all the monsterfuckers

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Vampires made out to be really sexy in the media is volturi propaganda. I think

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Rosalie would've done so well within volturi

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By accident @bisexualemmettcullen just became one of my favorite blogs

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Resnesmee looks twelve and Jacob asks if he should call Edward dad now... Vomit emoji

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Also feels like the movies forget volturis got Chelsea and?? As if aro wouldn't use her to make Cullens and their witnessed fight each other

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Bella took control of her ability too fast is all I'm saying

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It's been 16 years since twilight was released and 13 since they dropped the movie and I still don't know is Bella even Italian

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Newborns in eclipse: violent, tear each other apart, bloodthirsty

Bella: :)

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So vampires have super reflexes but couldn't catch neither the blood cup nor Bella the fuck