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i love lying and making things up but i also love research and citing sources so that's why i enjoy rpf so much

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My babies

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Take a picture, it will last longer

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it's funny how like. to an extent a sport will forever be frozen in time to when you first got into it. you will associate players with teams they haven't played for in years. your team's Roster™ will be the roster it was when you first started watching

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guess who just had a play she was in two nights in a row and now can’t talk because of how much belting she had to do😭😭 my throat is awful but on the bright side I can do that like vocal fry thing without even trying

oh man 😭😭 that sounds like it sucks but!! play!! thats cool as fuck and ik u slayed it. break a leg if you’re performing again but otherwise have a belated one 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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the point of fanfiction is that you can write whatever the fuck you want forever and no one can stop you. #thepower

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

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i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

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read some erotic hockey fanfiction. not my business what those men look like and i won't be googling it

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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse

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Waymo perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Waymo. Put Baby In Waymo. no problems ever in wayymo because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Awaymo yes a place for a baby put baby in Waymo can trust Waymo for giveing good love to baby. friend Waymo

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fuck those 5 men and fuck hockey canada

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i’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top she’s got a body like an hour glass it’s ticking like a clock

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"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator