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A spike you say.

So when i was looking for refs to draw tfp characters i decided to just rip the models from the wii game. but when i was playing around i noticed there were some instances of them having fully textured areas inside their mesh. 

Usually, a character will be entirely hollow on the inside, or if there are any intersecting parts, the texture simply extends or is entirely one color already present on the character. The rest of the games models are like that, but for some reason starscream has a fully unique texture under his top. 

As for megatron, he has a second set of faint eyes under his hat (which has its own spot on the UV map, meaning it isn’t just duplicated from his face) and theres a red spot under his head as if at some point in the game he’d be decapitated (IDK i didn’t play it. but also isnt their blood blue or purple??)

And then lastly.. uh.. underneath his metal panties it seems there is a.. unique texture too. I have no idea why. megatron doesn’t have red anywhere on his design aside from his eyes and this area is never viewed as its inside the meshes, and why such a detailed area was drawn is unknown.

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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When tf did that happen

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i love how theres no rules for pronouncing words in English, you literally just have to learn and hear someone say every single word

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GIRL HELP

Sega hardlight apparently

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at a tribal finance conference listening to a quileute tribal council member talk about how companies have bought every house in forks, wa because it’s a tourist destination so they can’t hire people to work for the tribe

anyway fuck stephenie meyer for profiting so intensely off of racist stereotypes of quilteutes and all native people while never contributing a dime to help them solve the problems she caused!

if you have the ability, you can donate to their move to higher ground fund here: https://mthg.org

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Have you considered Wheeljack fucking Makeshift while Makeshift is in his Wheeljack design though?

I, apparently, considered that in my notes at two am

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If you’re an atheist, do you say ‘oh my god’ as it is, replace the ‘god’ with something else or not say it at all?

I say ‘oh my god’ as it is

I replace the ‘god’ with a non-christian god (ex. ‘oh my zeus’)

I replace the ‘god’ with a character’s/person’s name

I replace the ‘god’ with a different word (ex. ‘oh my shit’)

I don’t use the expression entirely for religious reasons

I don’t use the expression entirely because I don’t like it

Other

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[very clearly enamored AND elated] He fucking bit me.

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i feel like skyquake is a pillow princess at heart. Like he would try to be the one pleasing his partner and doing all the work, but once he lets them pamper and dote on him he just melts into it like he was born to be taken care of.

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to anyone who was forced to witness my horny for rung kick in real time: i am not sorry and it will happen again.

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I have this crackship of RungOPMeg... man that sounds weird. Prolly OPMegaRung? MegOPRung? Idk, I'm sleep deprived. But, but like, hear me out. Rung was confirmed to be Primus right? And like why don't yall slap some religious kink there, even maybe ritual kink too why not. Heck even power dynamics. Like, it has a lot of flavors to it man, especially if you think about it. I know the ship's weird but my brain says it makes sense. Like imagine Rung just ordering around OP and making him frag Megs while he watches or they both frag him. Or maybe Rung spreads out OP to be fragged by Megs. Or maybe he spreads himself to be fragged by both warframes! Maybe he uses his godly abilities to frag them both! Who knows, a lotta flavors as I've said.

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i want Rung to fix Rodimus’s self-esteem issues. And for the fastest way to do that to be shoving a program full of affirmations into his processor and running it until he’s mindlessly repeating that he doesn’t need to prove himself to others, and that he can make good decisions, even if he isn’t as experienced as his co-captain, SiC, or Optimus are.

Rung should also not be expecting for Rodimus to have a kink for having his processor fucked with, and try very hard to remain professional even while that pretty valve is leaking its fluids all over.

This treatment, while effective, will likely need several appointments. If I were Rung, I’d be looking into mods to keep my dick in my panels even when a high-strung Prime is all but sobbing that he’s a good boy when he’s in my office.

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Just saw the MegaRungOp anon and they’re 100% right there’s something there, personally I think it’d be really hot if Rung caught them spiraling about how many bots died in the war, and went about fixing it by pumping them full of sparklings✨. It’ll take a while, but if they feel so bad about it they can start fixing the mess they made by replenishing the population.

Fuck… Rung using his godliness to knock them up beyond belief. I know mechpreg is common in fanon, but I’m pretty sure in IDW canon the only actual cybertronian gestation was that one human baby incident that happened because they literally can’t just fuck and make more kids. If Rung actually got them pregnant they would be fucking worshipped. A hotspot occurring inside not one, but two mechs! Optimus is the obvious choice, he’s a Prime after all, but Megatron? Oh that would cause so many rumors. They’d be draped in fine fabrics and adorned by jewelry, tasteful little symbols painted on them, decorated like sacred artifacts.

Rung would be so doting and sweet, and I like to think that Primus’s blessing would extend to not having a painful labor. Maybe when they push the sparkling(s) out they get a nice, sweet little overload. And maybe he gets knocked up, too. Ough the three of them all dolled up in a temple, walking to an altar with Rung flanked by the two much larger mechs. Them being called “your holiness” or “blessed one(s)” the whole way. I just hhhhhhhnnnnggggg. Thank you og MegaRungOp anon for the beautiful ship idea i didn’t know I needed!

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https://www.tumblr.com/valveplugconfessions/787237177272795136/i-need-rung-to-have-at-least-one-god-power-thats?source=share

The gods power is that any who look upon his being and want to fuck him suddenly has the courage to ask. Still have full autono.y and everything. It just boosts your courage to go GET THAT ROBOT AFT.

Referencing this confession

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👀 the sudden spike (ha) in Rung content… i’m living for it. Combining the powers post and the megatron/optimus/rung post: Rung picks them as his partners, and the more people believe in him, the more power(s) he gets. By the time the three of them are part of formal rituals, Rung can make his two most beloved mechs cum whenever he wants. He’s considerate enough to ask first, but if he wanted to he could have them sprawled out on an altar cumming and cumming all day. no thoughts, only bliss.

I'm making this into a tag.

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Rung should frag the Primes like there is no tomorrow. Have him valve dom Optimus while bouncing Rodimus on his spike. Help them get to know their new frames by having hours long interfacing sessions with them. He knows their frames better than they do at that point so he can make sure that it feels good and he is definitely indulging in every kink they have that he feels comfortable with and even helps them discover a few new kinks themselves. Just let this mech show his Primes the true depths of Primus's love for them.

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