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somehow all the trojans are gone :( like hector and andromache and polydamas and deiphobos..can you tell us where they are?

In the present time, many of you are starting to attend classes, are you not? It could have sometime to do with that. As I am not of your time period, I am not entirely sure.

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too many people are impregnating fools like paris in ilium nowadays. as a lesbian I vote to impregnate helen

You're a tad late on the upkeep there, my friend. Paris has done that four times.

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these men are crazy, i would say to put them in a leash but i think theye will like it

They will.

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Achaean here. Did yall write a slow burn fic about our King of Kings and Greatest Tactician? Or is that just our problem? I found some a clay tablet's shards laying around here..

I envy you. I have once found enemies to lovers of King Priam and the King of Kings. It is burned into my retinas.

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Read the birds today and I am not a fan. #myfate.

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So I know Prince Troilus is actually Lord Apollo’s son but who are the other two among your siblings?

I would not dare to wonder about who is and is not a child of our Lord Apollon. It would be a disservice to him and our mother both, if not our king Priam as well. I only have what our Lord has said before; that he considers us all his children in one way or another due to his love for our mother.

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Girl dont even talk about Patroclus on the field, he is mine, okay?

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I think troilus fell in love with one of the achaean slave girls

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i’m going to impregnate achilledes before his wife does and nobody can stop me

- the impregnater

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THE MYRMIDONS!!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING

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isn't priam too old to be pregonate?

Never.

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oh no is priam preganenat?

He might be.

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hey impregnater here how do i get past the guards

So you- 🏃‍➡️

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who the FUCK said they were getting me pregnant?? nuh uh uh. just for this i’m going to impregnate priam rq. be ready for a baby brother.

- the impregnater

At least it won't be Hecuba with another child... Nineteen is too many by one woman.

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def didnt sneak out of camp to go cuddle with one of the archaean boys in their camp... totally

-a very sad trojan camp maid

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to the impregnantor... im going to get YOu pregnnatb,.. thats right.. rwatch out buddy...

Are you feeling alright, anon?

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guys i looked over at the greek camp earlier and the palladium is starting to look kinda peeknant

Wait when did they-