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wizard date

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the problem with modern spell books is that every wizard and mage wants to add a story at the beginning so it seems like their spell has more depth and history behind it but in reality its mostly just the basic level 1 spell you get from the back of the cereal box

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there really needs to be more spell casting zones around because why is it that every time i go out to get a sandwich some novice apprentice waltz in and cast scalding spray all over my grilled cheese.

not the place to do that buddy!

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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

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Skip the doctor, get diagnosed by a Wizard

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This is where I make my potions. I have a freak in a bottle at all times to supervise my safety practices.

With love, Jeph

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what your hogwarts house says about you!!!!1!1!

gryffindor - in your continued endorsement of a media franchise created by the most affluent transmisogynist of all time, you are promoting transmisogynist ideals and furthering transphobic legislation.

ravenclaw - in your continued endorsement of a media franchise created by the most affluent transmisogynist of all time, you are promoting transmisogynist ideals and furthering transphobic legislation.

hufflepuff - in your continued endorsement of a media franchise created by the most affluent transmisogynist of all time, you are promoting transmisogynist ideals and furthering transphobic legislation.

slytherin - in your continued endorsement of a media franchise created by the most affluent transmisogynist of all time, you are promoting transmisogynist ideals and furthering transphobic legislation. and you're also a white supremacist i guess.

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wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

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he needs it….

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Wizard Walking Dogs 🧙 🐕 🏜️

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