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me: goes out with unshaved legs me: what the FUCK ever lmao somene: looks @ my legs me:
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Spoil a movie by telling your friend “ice cube dies” before they watch it. They’ll be waiting for ice cube to appear and die the whole time
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“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,
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To the people who:
-Didn’t vote -Wrote Bernie’s name in after he told you not to -Voted for Trump as a protest -Voted 3rd Party as a protest -Wrote in FUCKING HARAMBE as a protest
This is what happened. You spat in the face of the man you worshipped. And you broke his heart.
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